Luke Moran
@lukemoran.bsky.social
sassy mother of three. comedy writer. @lukekmoran on twitter
I’m not hungry but thank you
@ucbtla @theonion, 🎵 @sheepeyes
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I’m not hungry but thank you
@ucbtla @theonion, 🎵 @sheepeyes
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Luke Moran
@lukemoran.bsky.social
· May 31
They just announced that I’m the main character of everything
Rewatching the bad bunny halftime show & I noticed this on his chest: the numbers “6” and “4”.
What he’s wearing is called a “football jersey”. It’s a subtle nod to the theme of the event—“football”.
What he’s wearing is called a “football jersey”. It’s a subtle nod to the theme of the event—“football”.
February 9, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Rewatching the bad bunny halftime show & I noticed this on his chest: the numbers “6” and “4”.
What he’s wearing is called a “football jersey”. It’s a subtle nod to the theme of the event—“football”.
What he’s wearing is called a “football jersey”. It’s a subtle nod to the theme of the event—“football”.
[holding a gun to my own head]: so listen, I have tea…
January 18, 2026 at 1:55 AM
[holding a gun to my own head]: so listen, I have tea…
I don’t use bluesky much these days but I’m logging in here to say fuck ICE perpetually
January 8, 2026 at 6:16 AM
I don’t use bluesky much these days but I’m logging in here to say fuck ICE perpetually
that feel when the interests of a refugee population line up with billionaires who want to extract resources from their home country ❤️
January 4, 2026 at 3:37 AM
that feel when the interests of a refugee population line up with billionaires who want to extract resources from their home country ❤️
At least we can trust our mainstream media outlets to report what’s happening in Venezuela accurately
January 4, 2026 at 1:48 AM
At least we can trust our mainstream media outlets to report what’s happening in Venezuela accurately
today’s date is giving counting
January 2, 2026 at 10:42 PM
today’s date is giving counting
any day now I’m going to save the New York indie rock scene
December 29, 2025 at 7:22 PM
any day now I’m going to save the New York indie rock scene
Reposted by Luke Moran
hmm. have you tried solving the problem with chili crisp
December 23, 2025 at 8:22 PM
hmm. have you tried solving the problem with chili crisp
I just noticed a hilarious detail 😆 #ObservationalHumor
December 22, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I just noticed a hilarious detail 😆 #ObservationalHumor
What’s frustrating about this Epstein file release is it’s clearly just a distraction to keep people from talking about Luke Moran
December 20, 2025 at 1:41 AM
What’s frustrating about this Epstein file release is it’s clearly just a distraction to keep people from talking about Luke Moran
Stuffing a bird feeder full of baby rabbits & voles for the birds of prey
December 20, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Stuffing a bird feeder full of baby rabbits & voles for the birds of prey
It’s so important to be Luke Moran ❤️
December 19, 2025 at 2:25 AM
It’s so important to be Luke Moran ❤️
I lowkey think Luke Moran ate by becoming Luke Moran. who agrees?
December 16, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I lowkey think Luke Moran ate by becoming Luke Moran. who agrees?
There’s something so interesting about Luke Moran
December 15, 2025 at 9:59 PM
There’s something so interesting about Luke Moran
Where my Minnesota followers at?
December 15, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Where my Minnesota followers at?
Humans invented storytelling to communicate the key value propositions of brands
December 9, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Humans invented storytelling to communicate the key value propositions of brands
doing the work and being a good ally today (cranking it to pictures of female CEOs)
December 7, 2025 at 3:22 AM
doing the work and being a good ally today (cranking it to pictures of female CEOs)
You don’t need Listerine to kill the bacteria the cause bad breath. I could do that. Nobody asked me.
December 5, 2025 at 1:59 PM
You don’t need Listerine to kill the bacteria the cause bad breath. I could do that. Nobody asked me.
Reposted by Luke Moran
842,000 Americans died from overdoses in the last 25 years, 500,000 from opioids. If we’re hunting narco-terrorists we can probably stop blowing up fishing boats and start blowing up boardrooms.
December 5, 2025 at 4:02 AM
842,000 Americans died from overdoses in the last 25 years, 500,000 from opioids. If we’re hunting narco-terrorists we can probably stop blowing up fishing boats and start blowing up boardrooms.
Reposted by Luke Moran
Dreamed I got a chastising message at work that said, “You should know the names of all the Muppets,” and someone stuck up for me, saying, “I don’t think this one has a name,” and they attached a picture of like a white Gonzo with no eyes
December 4, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Dreamed I got a chastising message at work that said, “You should know the names of all the Muppets,” and someone stuck up for me, saying, “I don’t think this one has a name,” and they attached a picture of like a white Gonzo with no eyes
Cars be like “this would fix me” (picture of a wrench)
December 4, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Cars be like “this would fix me” (picture of a wrench)
Hey everyone, it’s filipino hour. Everyone has to do one thing that’s filipino.
December 2, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Hey everyone, it’s filipino hour. Everyone has to do one thing that’s filipino.
everyone please make sure to take care of yourself this holiday season, but also me 🙏 please make sure to give me lots of attention 🙏🙏
December 1, 2025 at 9:36 PM
everyone please make sure to take care of yourself this holiday season, but also me 🙏 please make sure to give me lots of attention 🙏🙏
[sitting down for subway takes]
me: a bug is not normal. a bug is an affront to god.
me: a bug is not normal. a bug is an affront to god.
December 1, 2025 at 4:04 PM
[sitting down for subway takes]
me: a bug is not normal. a bug is an affront to god.
me: a bug is not normal. a bug is an affront to god.