Ludi
@ludicolorado.bsky.social
He/Him｜MSU grad｜Detroit Lions baby｜Beer enthusiast｜Guitarist
NFL statistician having a tough time writing the little “e” next to the Chiefs through sobs
December 14, 2025 at 10:04 PM
NFL statistician having a tough time writing the little “e” next to the Chiefs through sobs
Cris Collinsworth’s wife: you know what, it’s fine. Don’t worry about it. I was hoping just this once maybe you could say MY name during. But it’s fine. I know *bursting out in tears* I know I’ll never be him
December 9, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Cris Collinsworth’s wife: you know what, it’s fine. Don’t worry about it. I was hoping just this once maybe you could say MY name during. But it’s fine. I know *bursting out in tears* I know I’ll never be him
Sometimes when I’m bored I like to read the reviews of this place we went in Italy last year because the owner is an absolute savage and roasts the fuck out of anyone who leaves a negative review (we loved the restaurant)
December 2, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Sometimes when I’m bored I like to read the reviews of this place we went in Italy last year because the owner is an absolute savage and roasts the fuck out of anyone who leaves a negative review (we loved the restaurant)
Kevin O’Connell: I’m a QB whisperer
The Minnesota Vikings QB room:
The Minnesota Vikings QB room:
December 1, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Kevin O’Connell: I’m a QB whisperer
The Minnesota Vikings QB room:
The Minnesota Vikings QB room:
Man how does 7-4 feel this bad lmfao
November 23, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Man how does 7-4 feel this bad lmfao
Learning so much doing work trainings
November 21, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Learning so much doing work trainings
Me, giving a presentation at work: Hi I’m NintendoAccountant44 and this is the Top 10 Best Pointless Buttons in Video Games
CFO: this is supposed to be about last quarter’s ROI? Frank, we gotta st-
CEO: I hope he talks about the button in Luigi’s Mansion that makes Luigi go “MARIOOO?”
CFO: this is supposed to be about last quarter’s ROI? Frank, we gotta st-
CEO: I hope he talks about the button in Luigi’s Mansion that makes Luigi go “MARIOOO?”
November 21, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Me, giving a presentation at work: Hi I’m NintendoAccountant44 and this is the Top 10 Best Pointless Buttons in Video Games
CFO: this is supposed to be about last quarter’s ROI? Frank, we gotta st-
CEO: I hope he talks about the button in Luigi’s Mansion that makes Luigi go “MARIOOO?”
CFO: this is supposed to be about last quarter’s ROI? Frank, we gotta st-
CEO: I hope he talks about the button in Luigi’s Mansion that makes Luigi go “MARIOOO?”
They can’t stop you from getting cozy. They hate you for rolling up in a blanket. You can turn on the fireplace and they can’t do shit about it. A mug of cocoa and perhaps a book can be yours and they can only watch in futile rage. There are no laws that state one cannot be snug as a bug in a rug
November 20, 2025 at 4:21 AM
They can’t stop you from getting cozy. They hate you for rolling up in a blanket. You can turn on the fireplace and they can’t do shit about it. A mug of cocoa and perhaps a book can be yours and they can only watch in futile rage. There are no laws that state one cannot be snug as a bug in a rug
What I say: welp, that’s fantasy football
What I mean:
What I mean:
a man sits in a chair watching a basketball game on a flat screen tv
ALT: a man sits in a chair watching a basketball game on a flat screen tv
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 10:44 PM
What I say: welp, that’s fantasy football
What I mean:
What I mean:
Now we know that “Crooked Clinton” was never about Hillary
November 15, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Now we know that “Crooked Clinton” was never about Hillary
Do they realize this is like the political equivalent of your entire argument being “*your”
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 14, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Do they realize this is like the political equivalent of your entire argument being “*your”
This might be the best song they’ve ever written
The hook is pure candy, I keep coming back for more. Mica’s vocals with the little staccato synth mirroring the melody, the gorgeous vibraphone usage, the punchy guitars, the huge bridge build, the FUCKING ACCORDION GOD they are so far into their bag
The hook is pure candy, I keep coming back for more. Mica’s vocals with the little staccato synth mirroring the melody, the gorgeous vibraphone usage, the punchy guitars, the huge bridge build, the FUCKING ACCORDION GOD they are so far into their bag
November 14, 2025 at 6:23 AM
This might be the best song they’ve ever written
The hook is pure candy, I keep coming back for more. Mica’s vocals with the little staccato synth mirroring the melody, the gorgeous vibraphone usage, the punchy guitars, the huge bridge build, the FUCKING ACCORDION GOD they are so far into their bag
The hook is pure candy, I keep coming back for more. Mica’s vocals with the little staccato synth mirroring the melody, the gorgeous vibraphone usage, the punchy guitars, the huge bridge build, the FUCKING ACCORDION GOD they are so far into their bag
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Came up with a really fun new game it's called Drink Fourteen Beers
November 7, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Came up with a really fun new game it's called Drink Fourteen Beers
Me: I am immune to marketing and advertising. That shit does not work on me and I make my own decisions
Corporations: this thing has Snoopy on it
Me: ok listen here you little shit. How much is this gonna run me
Corporations: this thing has Snoopy on it
Me: ok listen here you little shit. How much is this gonna run me
November 8, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Me: I am immune to marketing and advertising. That shit does not work on me and I make my own decisions
Corporations: this thing has Snoopy on it
Me: ok listen here you little shit. How much is this gonna run me
Corporations: this thing has Snoopy on it
Me: ok listen here you little shit. How much is this gonna run me
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The new Tame Impala album.
October 17, 2025 at 2:22 PM
The new Tame Impala album.
Magdalena Bay deserve the fucking world man after listening to this clunker of a Tame Impala album Human Happens hit me like an absolute freight train
How are they this talented
How are they this talented
October 17, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Magdalena Bay deserve the fucking world man after listening to this clunker of a Tame Impala album Human Happens hit me like an absolute freight train
How are they this talented
How are they this talented
Texting her “Girl, this Mark Sanchez thing has me thinking about my intoxication with your love. I should’ve forgiven you for parking in my roommate’s bed. And if stabbing your cheeks is a crime then you better lock me up (as your man) for 1-6 years” and seeing her messages turn green in real time
October 6, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Texting her “Girl, this Mark Sanchez thing has me thinking about my intoxication with your love. I should’ve forgiven you for parking in my roommate’s bed. And if stabbing your cheeks is a crime then you better lock me up (as your man) for 1-6 years” and seeing her messages turn green in real time
Sometimes in fantasy football dropping a guy to waivers doesn’t feel like enough, there should be an option to Drop & Forward A Denny’s Application To Player
September 29, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Sometimes in fantasy football dropping a guy to waivers doesn’t feel like enough, there should be an option to Drop & Forward A Denny’s Application To Player
LIONS APOLOGY FORMS GOING OUT EN MASSE
September 23, 2025 at 4:49 AM
LIONS APOLOGY FORMS GOING OUT EN MASSE
In N Out fries have two textures, wet noodle or sticks & twigs
August 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
In N Out fries have two textures, wet noodle or sticks & twigs
Me, 11 minutes into my performance of Supper’s Ready by Genesis and changing into my 4th costume, a gigantic dandelion hood: “A FLOWER?”
The guy running karaoke: Jesus fucking Christ
The guy running karaoke: Jesus fucking Christ
August 12, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Me, 11 minutes into my performance of Supper’s Ready by Genesis and changing into my 4th costume, a gigantic dandelion hood: “A FLOWER?”
The guy running karaoke: Jesus fucking Christ
The guy running karaoke: Jesus fucking Christ
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My favorite collection of goobers throughout the years in monster hunter
#mhart #favs #classification
#mhart #favs #classification
August 9, 2025 at 2:58 PM
My favorite collection of goobers throughout the years in monster hunter
#mhart #favs #classification
#mhart #favs #classification
Please consider: dog with hat and cigar chew toy
August 8, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Please consider: dog with hat and cigar chew toy