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Lucy Jordache
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I am Marillion’s Manager. I swear a lot. I like dogs. I don’t like many people. I love sunshine.
Told you.
November 18, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Weather update tonight on itv. Knob or thumb?:)
November 18, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Instagram doesn’t like me calling trump a cunt then. They have no problem with him calling a female journalist a ‘piggy’ though….
November 18, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Reposted by Lucy Jordache
The most well-documented illegal quid pro quo in the entire political career of Donald Trump is him covering up the brutal murder of a Washington Post journalist for Mohammed bin Salman and immediately sending the Trump Organization into Saudi Arabia to get deals with MBS worth hundreds of millions
November 18, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Trump is a cunt. Again and again.
“Things happen.”

Jamal Khashoggi was a journalist and Washington Post columnist who was literally murdered and dismembered by agents of the Saudi government inside a Saudi consulate.

Shameful. So shameful.
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 18, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Trump is a cunt. Again.
November 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Reposted by Lucy Jordache
Happy Fenton Day to all who celebrate. Jesus Christ, fourteen years.

youtu.be/3GRSbr0EYYU
JESUS CHRIST IN RICHMOND PARK: ORIGINAL UPLOAD
YouTube video by JAGGL113
youtu.be
November 13, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Reposted by Lucy Jordache
I agree that the BBC should apologise to Trump for being misleading.

Right after Trump apologises for the 30,573 false or misleading claims he made during his first presidency, or for each of his current daily average of 21 new lies per.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_o...
November 11, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Dementia.
President Trump criticises France and others for celebrating remembrance day, saying, "We're the one that won the wars"

Surreal, and so very disrespectful to every person who fought in the wars for the freedoms we all enjoy today
November 12, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Truth
November 9, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I’ve started putting Xmas decorations up. It cheered me up:)
November 9, 2025 at 7:47 PM
#boycotttesla Elon musk is a cunt. Plus no one deserves to have that much money. He is a bond style megalomaniac villain. Do not give him power.

www.bbc.com/news/article...
Elon Musk's $1tn pay deal approved by Tesla shareholders - BBC News
The richest man in the world will get hundreds of millions of new shares if he hits his targets.
www.bbc.com
November 7, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Yup. I won’t be be watching.
I am a Huge Football Supporter.
If FIFA still hold this World Cup in the USA and give Trump this Fake "Ego Stroking" Award, then I am staying at home.

I won't buy any match tickets. I won't travel to any stadiums. I won't watch this World Cup.

Join me if you want.

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/05/w...
FIFA Will Award Its Own Peace Prize Next Month in Washington
www.nytimes.com
November 7, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I don’t wear a poppy for Remembrance Day. I put money in the collection jar, but never wear a poppy. Which to me has been spoilt, as the English flag, by the ‘Poppy Police’.
November 5, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Reposted by Lucy Jordache
This is the president of the United States taking a break from gold-and-marble interior renovations to say he’ll defy a court order to feed hungry Americans.

Nero would be proud.
November 4, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Reposted by Lucy Jordache
Traditional American politics is premised on the notion that sometimes you lose and sometimes you win and you have to deal with that.

But Trumpism is premised on the notion that any result where you don’t win is illegitimate, unlawful, fraud, criminal.

You can’t negotiate with people like that.
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Yeah that’s how I feel Charlie!
November 1, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Reposted by Lucy Jordache
On the left, the refurbished Lincoln bathroom. On the right, picture I took in Saddam Hussein's palace in Basra in 2005.
October 31, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Snort laugh.
October 30, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Snort laugh.
October 30, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Autumn dogs timeline cleanse
October 27, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Snort laugh!
October 25, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Me and my friend outside the East Wing in better times (actually November 2nd 2016 - when life was still sane in the US)
October 23, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Tragic.
October 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Reposted by Lucy Jordache
The remedy is simple.

It's time to rejoin the EU.
October 21, 2025 at 1:07 PM