Lucy BlueSkies
@lucyblueskies.bsky.social
Sci-Fi Stripper - Producer of Slut Trek-a live action love letter to Star Trek
Boston Cryptid/Performance Artist
Booking: sluttrek@gmail.com lucyblueskiesbooking@gmail.com
Boston Cryptid/Performance Artist
Booking: sluttrek@gmail.com lucyblueskiesbooking@gmail.com
God grant me half of the audacity of the man in his 50s watching a Law and Order SVU episode off his phone at full volume in this cafe.
November 24, 2025 at 5:36 PM
God grant me half of the audacity of the man in his 50s watching a Law and Order SVU episode off his phone at full volume in this cafe.
You fucking lied, there wasn't even one wolf inside you this is just viscera 😒
November 23, 2025 at 2:14 PM
You fucking lied, there wasn't even one wolf inside you this is just viscera 😒
Get ready with me while I give ceramics body dysmorphia in T.J. Maxx.
November 18, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Get ready with me while I give ceramics body dysmorphia in T.J. Maxx.
I just confidently and without hesitation picked up the antiseptic first aid spray next to my perfume and spritzed my neck and wrists.
November 18, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I just confidently and without hesitation picked up the antiseptic first aid spray next to my perfume and spritzed my neck and wrists.
3 movies and 15 seasons of Stargate down, 2 more seasons to go
November 4, 2025 at 12:59 AM
3 movies and 15 seasons of Stargate down, 2 more seasons to go
"Everyone knows about Pigleg!" - @patomicbomb.bsky.social
November 4, 2025 at 12:22 AM
"Everyone knows about Pigleg!" - @patomicbomb.bsky.social
"Don't disrespect Inspector Gadget by calling it Kids Bop RoboCop."
October 24, 2025 at 12:02 AM
"Don't disrespect Inspector Gadget by calling it Kids Bop RoboCop."
Reposted by Lucy BlueSkies
Star Trek: The Next Generation Honey Graham Cookies (1994-1995): A Canadian release, these honey-graham cookies were shaped like characters and ships from the show, and offered a collection of six hologram stickers
April 15, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Star Trek: The Next Generation Honey Graham Cookies (1994-1995): A Canadian release, these honey-graham cookies were shaped like characters and ships from the show, and offered a collection of six hologram stickers
Thank you Thursday night Lucy for cleaning my bubbler and packing me a fresh bowl, you're a real one. -Friday afternoon Lucy
October 3, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Thank you Thursday night Lucy for cleaning my bubbler and packing me a fresh bowl, you're a real one. -Friday afternoon Lucy
Reposted by Lucy BlueSkies
My favorite part of the apocalypse has been the constant fatigue
February 7, 2025 at 1:50 AM
My favorite part of the apocalypse has been the constant fatigue
True Life: I'm addicted to getting into bed at 8:30pm
September 17, 2025 at 9:54 AM
True Life: I'm addicted to getting into bed at 8:30pm
The Indomitable Blowman
September 14, 2025 at 2:22 PM
The Indomitable Blowman
Running into the room with a joke 2 days late: More like Charlie Spurt am I right?
September 12, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Running into the room with a joke 2 days late: More like Charlie Spurt am I right?
I've been scorned by the MBTA and scolded by the RIPTA
September 11, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I've been scorned by the MBTA and scolded by the RIPTA
Oops All Flukes
August 30, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Oops All Flukes
"We should blackmail Ridley Scott."- @patomicbomb.bsky.social in reference to an episode of Stargate Atlantis being slightly similar to Alien Covenant
August 29, 2025 at 12:40 AM
"We should blackmail Ridley Scott."- @patomicbomb.bsky.social in reference to an episode of Stargate Atlantis being slightly similar to Alien Covenant
Good thing my wig was so matted tonight, it functioned as a makeshift blanket for my shoulders and back at the Ballroom.
August 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Good thing my wig was so matted tonight, it functioned as a makeshift blanket for my shoulders and back at the Ballroom.
I didn't mean to look so morose and wistful at this café but they are playing Ultraviolence at 9 am
August 13, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I didn't mean to look so morose and wistful at this café but they are playing Ultraviolence at 9 am
You can buy 13 books in 2 days as a little treat
August 12, 2025 at 12:20 AM
You can buy 13 books in 2 days as a little treat
Almost missed National Book Lovers Day! Here's some of my favorites from this year
August 10, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Almost missed National Book Lovers Day! Here's some of my favorites from this year
If you take a swig of water directly after a liquid iron supplement you too can experience what feels and tastes like a mouthful of cold blood.
August 2, 2025 at 10:52 AM
If you take a swig of water directly after a liquid iron supplement you too can experience what feels and tastes like a mouthful of cold blood.
"Do you ever put blush on your [ass]cheeks? You know when you perform?"- @patomicbomb.bsky.social unprompted
July 31, 2025 at 1:01 AM
"Do you ever put blush on your [ass]cheeks? You know when you perform?"- @patomicbomb.bsky.social unprompted
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[game show announcer voice] who’s ready to vanish into a mysterious fog
June 9, 2025 at 2:19 PM
[game show announcer voice] who’s ready to vanish into a mysterious fog
"Chopsticks are not necessarily indicative of sushi."
June 15, 2025 at 7:46 PM
"Chopsticks are not necessarily indicative of sushi."