Vyvyan des Esseintes
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Vyvyan des Esseintes
@luciferslarder.com
Dandycore villain
Dear all "left-leaning" pundits,

In 2026 you all need to immediately do the following:

1. No more Trump impressions. You're all bad at it and no one needs to hear you do one.
2. Do not title a video "It Happened" because I will block your account
3. Hold stories to better research them
January 2, 2026 at 5:16 PM
DUG - Good Time People
YouTube video by DUGVEVO
youtu.be
January 2, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Didn’t want to make corn bread so I hope the universe accepts my yellow bell pepper stand-in
January 1, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Momus- Mountain Music
YouTube video by SaveMeKaizer
www.youtube.com
January 1, 2026 at 5:26 PM
First album of the year. Normally I'd take a vinyl pic but I'm at work so album art will have to do.
January 1, 2026 at 3:12 PM
January 1, 2026 at 12:10 AM
god piss baby looksmaxxing men really have brought back phrenology haven't they?
December 30, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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This is the type of stuff you think only exists in Dwarf Fortress patch notes
December 30, 2025 at 11:58 AM
I wish I could pretend that anything was going to improve in my life.

Going to keep trying to make things better but what I've learned in 2025 is that I don't really belong anywhere and that I am not going to be afforded grace and chances others are.
December 29, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I’ve not gone to get tested for this but two members of my family have and got a negative flu test

But i just looked up all the symptoms of H3N2v and yikes
December 29, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Hey fuck you AEW I don’t need decaying animals on my screen.
December 28, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Okada’s stand now is just A Karen.
December 28, 2025 at 2:13 AM
What happens when you actually do business.
Hyan and Maya World accepted a last minute squash match in November, and got on the PPV pre show in December
December 28, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Across social media I’ve seen so many videos of people making gifts actively terrible to open.

Maybe it’s my neurodivergence but I don’t find stuff like that funny an absolutely would not accept gifts from or really associate with someone who did that.
December 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I can usually tune commercials out but I’ve become my grandparents in regard to that Cheerios commercial where they guy is singing into a spoon.

Who greenlit that? Who heard the final version and said “play it 8 times on AEW shows”
December 26, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I got a terrible virus for Christmas so I’ve just been under a blanket since coming back from my in-laws. They’re also sick so I took them some potato and corn chowder.
December 26, 2025 at 12:47 AM
It’s been a bad few years. This song always gives me some hope.

Hope you have/ had a wonderful holiday. However my position on religiosity I believe in kindness and compassion.

Those things keep me going
a picture of a man in a top hat with the words one more sleep til christmas below him
ALT: a picture of a man in a top hat with the words one more sleep til christmas below him
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I know the Kyle MacLachlan bits of the new Fallout series were likely filmed prior to David Lynch passing but they’ve edited them in such a way to be a real love letter to David Lynch
December 25, 2025 at 2:46 AM
being in the only vegan at work when they order holiday lunch
a man wearing glasses is making a funny face while standing next to a group of people .
ALT: a man wearing glasses is making a funny face while standing next to a group of people .
media.tenor.com
December 24, 2025 at 5:16 PM
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you.

Who's coming to save you?
December 23, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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Not now, haunted Victorian shoes
December 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Super cool that every country on earth at this point thinks people like me are bad and shouldn’t exist.
December 21, 2025 at 8:13 AM
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I cannot tell you just how *tremendously hard* various volunteers have worked on this massive @unbreaking.org update: sifting through awful, terrible news every single day, identifying connections and themes, all to build a clear picture of the harm the federal government’s caused.
20,000 words, 150 footnotes, 100+ timeline events = our attempt at documenting and synthesizing all the ways that the federal government has attempted to destroy access to gender-affirming care since January unbreaking.org/issues/trans...
Transgender Healthcare: Explainer — Unbreaking
How the administration is breaking the government, and what that means for all of us.
unbreaking.org
December 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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December 18, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Imagine seeing the fallout of the Drake and Kendrick beef and deciding to back Drake.

WWE is a nonsense company.
December 18, 2025 at 12:28 AM