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Vyvyan des Esseintes
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Dandycore villain
I really wish people would stop viewing MTG’s questioning of Trump as anything other than her trying to prolong consequences from her constituents and republicans. She’s not learned anything. She’s not suddenly improved.

She is a willful bad actor at all times.
November 12, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I just don’t like wrestling booked according to sales records. And here, Nikki has a decade+ on Vaquer when it comes to money statistics.

That is the only world in which stuff like this makes sense to me. (I know there are other reasons but they are very much a factor in what I said too)
Nikki Bella, who has lost three straight singles matches, turns on Stephanie Vaquer and holds the title above her head
November 11, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I now get why my mother hated her birthday.

Her curse has passed on to me
November 10, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Gonna make musubi and Hawaiian macaroni salad for my birthday tomorrow. Ordered some UnMeat Luncheon Meat to see how it holds up.

Honestly better than OmniPork

(Glad it’s good because I could either buy 1 can for $9 or 4 for $14)
November 9, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I can tell how poorly my mental health is by how willing I am to break down why buying shit at Goodwill to put into your resell shop is actively bad.

“Products have to come from somewhere!”

Yeah, drive your bitch ass to a yard sale or estate sale.
November 8, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Challenged myself to get as many green things in this salad as possible.

Shredded cabbage salad loaded with cucumbers, finely sliced sugar snap peas, steamed broccolini, crispy baked tofu, hemp hearts, scallions, cilantro, and drizzled with a teriyaki glaze.
November 7, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Learning how to make arepas tonight. Honestly love making these more than pupusas but I absolutely will continue to make both.

Didn’t know how the pre-cooked masarepa would be different from masa harina and it’s significant!

It’s cool when you learn about variances that are super important
November 6, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Every time the grifters pop off about too many belts TK is like
November 6, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Friendly remember to leftists who want to sow doubt and piss and moan about no one doing enough to change the system in 24 hours (with love from a leftist)
a man in a suit and tie is saying " go outside nerd "
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying " go outside nerd "
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 2:57 PM
The people voting for Eric Adams in 2025 need to be studied.
November 5, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I like AEW because they do goofy Halloween shit but like GOOFY intentionally in the best wrestling way
October 30, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Is… Bryan dressed as Hechicero?
October 30, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Takeshita is the Kiryu of the Don Callis Family
October 30, 2025 at 12:59 AM
DON OF FINLAND
October 30, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Sopa de conchas and a chao grilled cheeze
October 29, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Wife asked me, the dandy she agreed to marry, to assist in garbage disposal installation.

When she needed a breather I lounged on the sofa watching installation videos and she miraculously solved the problem just as I was watching a segment on what we were struggling with.

I’m… emotional support
October 29, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I just want to know why the "readability" note on this was "make their heads bigger"
All those feet pics led to this 🤼
October 28, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Never thought I'd see modern medicine follow through on an idea absolutely insane Victorians had about rectal breathing.
October 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
It is kind of crazy Americans aren’t all in on Spice Bags.
October 27, 2025 at 1:46 AM
My two greatest loves:

Every type of dried chili from around the world

Way too much top ramen.
October 26, 2025 at 9:57 PM
What I would do if I had money and gave a shit about stopping what’s happening in th US:

Create an open air news network folks can pick up with digital rabbit ears.

It would be a Fox News style 24-7 content channel but focusing exclusively on how hurt impoverished people are

Pluuuus
October 25, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Over here making fuck off spicy tomatillo salsa
October 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Been absolutely craving this meal as the temps started dropping. Genuinely nothing on earth better than well seasoned beans
October 24, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Only time I miss working in Game Journalism is when I’m between games and one I want most this year is out in a week but I want to yap about it nooooooow
October 24, 2025 at 1:18 AM