Rory Calhoun
@lsrgk.bsky.social
1991 Grade 7, B Team, Defensive Player of the Year 🏀.
I got banned from Reddit for doxxing a crabapple tree.
I got banned from Reddit for doxxing a crabapple tree.
Remember when Howard Dean couldn't be president because he yelled loud once?
February 3, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Remember when Howard Dean couldn't be president because he yelled loud once?
I think it's time we exercise eminent domain and bulldoze the US so we can build a freeway from Canada to Mexico.
February 3, 2026 at 7:12 PM
I think it's time we exercise eminent domain and bulldoze the US so we can build a freeway from Canada to Mexico.
I've long said that the only suitable end is if he shits himself to death on live tv....I feel like this week we got closer than ever before.
February 3, 2026 at 2:11 AM
I've long said that the only suitable end is if he shits himself to death on live tv....I feel like this week we got closer than ever before.
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What radicalized me? Prolly losing track of all the things these days that are radicalizing.
February 3, 2026 at 12:16 AM
What radicalized me? Prolly losing track of all the things these days that are radicalizing.
Remember when the president got in trouble for getting a BJ from a consenting adult? Ah, the good ol' days.
February 2, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Remember when the president got in trouble for getting a BJ from a consenting adult? Ah, the good ol' days.
Just bought my son skittles to eat in the dentist waiting room while we're waiting for his appointment because if I'm gonna get guilt tripped today we might as well go all the fucking way in.
February 2, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Just bought my son skittles to eat in the dentist waiting room while we're waiting for his appointment because if I'm gonna get guilt tripped today we might as well go all the fucking way in.
I often take extra time to type out emoticons instead of emojis because that shit is like artisanal reactions and it shows I care.
February 2, 2026 at 4:14 PM
I often take extra time to type out emoticons instead of emojis because that shit is like artisanal reactions and it shows I care.
I can't make this clearer to businesses...stop comparing your cost to "a cup of coffee a day"
....that is a decision you're never going to win. You might as well be asking me for a kidney in exchange for your dumb thing.
....that is a decision you're never going to win. You might as well be asking me for a kidney in exchange for your dumb thing.
February 2, 2026 at 1:42 PM
I can't make this clearer to businesses...stop comparing your cost to "a cup of coffee a day"
....that is a decision you're never going to win. You might as well be asking me for a kidney in exchange for your dumb thing.
....that is a decision you're never going to win. You might as well be asking me for a kidney in exchange for your dumb thing.
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Just spitballing here, but maybe in the land of the free we shouldn't have a pedophilic ruling elite class, police who kidnap people off the street, and concentration camps?
January 31, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Just spitballing here, but maybe in the land of the free we shouldn't have a pedophilic ruling elite class, police who kidnap people off the street, and concentration camps?
Who was the first person to bid 1$ on price is right? That must have blown people's minds at the time.
February 1, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Who was the first person to bid 1$ on price is right? That must have blown people's minds at the time.
Shuffle knows what I need today, serving up back to back Everclear songs from different albums.
February 1, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Shuffle knows what I need today, serving up back to back Everclear songs from different albums.
These are the people that start revolutions.
I’m old and have a lot less at stake than many people. If I get arrested, I won’t lose my pension. If I get shot, I’ll lose 10-20 years of arthritis getting worse and worse. I have no reason not to rouse a little rabble.
January 31, 2026 at 5:17 PM
These are the people that start revolutions.
True genius is never appreciated in its time, I whisper to my Doritos Loco Taco.
January 31, 2026 at 4:07 PM
True genius is never appreciated in its time, I whisper to my Doritos Loco Taco.
I get a lot of satisfaction from a pretty mediocre buffet...obviously a good one is better, but I can really get into a bunch of random food together on my plate even if none of it is particularly good.
January 30, 2026 at 2:16 PM
I get a lot of satisfaction from a pretty mediocre buffet...obviously a good one is better, but I can really get into a bunch of random food together on my plate even if none of it is particularly good.
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Y'all do realize ICE "backing down" means they're just gonna stick to terrorizin' minorities, right?
January 29, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Y'all do realize ICE "backing down" means they're just gonna stick to terrorizin' minorities, right?
Today I took a lot of comfort in the two unrelated thoughts that winter will eventually end and Trump will eventually die.
January 29, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Today I took a lot of comfort in the two unrelated thoughts that winter will eventually end and Trump will eventually die.
I'm eating dollar store shelf stable curry for lunch. If I don't make it, tell my story.
January 28, 2026 at 5:17 PM
I'm eating dollar store shelf stable curry for lunch. If I don't make it, tell my story.
Evolution was a mistake.
January 28, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Evolution was a mistake.
Thinking about the time I bought a cake at the grocery store and asked them to put my son's name on it and she went, we have room to add "happy birthday" and I answered "oh, it's not his birthday" and nothing else.
January 25, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Thinking about the time I bought a cake at the grocery store and asked them to put my son's name on it and she went, we have room to add "happy birthday" and I answered "oh, it's not his birthday" and nothing else.
Sometimes it just feels like somebody set the matrix to the max difficulty setting a couple years back and left it there.
January 25, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Sometimes it just feels like somebody set the matrix to the max difficulty setting a couple years back and left it there.
9yo just said he needs rotisserie chicken or he'll die. Kids are weird.
January 22, 2026 at 9:58 PM
9yo just said he needs rotisserie chicken or he'll die. Kids are weird.
10yo came home sad today from reading La Guerre des Tuques ....a long standing Canadian tradition of trauma.
January 20, 2026 at 9:40 PM
10yo came home sad today from reading La Guerre des Tuques ....a long standing Canadian tradition of trauma.
Feels like a good time for the Anonymous hackers to hit the big flight club reset button on society
January 19, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Feels like a good time for the Anonymous hackers to hit the big flight club reset button on society
If you haven't told one of your kids "you're gross get away from me" are you even a dad?
January 19, 2026 at 12:33 AM
If you haven't told one of your kids "you're gross get away from me" are you even a dad?