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@lsrgk.bsky.social
1991 Grade 7, B Team, Defensive Player of the Year 🏀
Guys, I just can't with the baggy jeans again.
November 14, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Guys, I just can't with the baggy jeans again.
Fame should be symmetrical...if 1 million people know a certain celebrity, that celebrity should be forced to learn the names of 1 million people.
November 12, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Fame should be symmetrical...if 1 million people know a certain celebrity, that celebrity should be forced to learn the names of 1 million people.
"I thought it would be easier to call" then sir, you are trying to communicate entirely too much stuff.
November 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM
"I thought it would be easier to call" then sir, you are trying to communicate entirely too much stuff.
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"The sandwich did not impede Officer Lairmore’s duties that night,” Sandwich Guy's lawyer argues. "A footlong from Subway could not and certainly did not inflict bodily harm.”
November 5, 2025 at 7:27 PM
"The sandwich did not impede Officer Lairmore’s duties that night,” Sandwich Guy's lawyer argues. "A footlong from Subway could not and certainly did not inflict bodily harm.”
Should I buy glasses from firmoo, zeelool or vooglam? So many choices.
November 5, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Should I buy glasses from firmoo, zeelool or vooglam? So many choices.
ICP has existed longer than the mayor of New York.
November 5, 2025 at 4:41 PM
ICP has existed longer than the mayor of New York.
Hot take: it's ok when bad people die.
November 4, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Hot take: it's ok when bad people die.
It's times like these I wish I believed in hell.
November 4, 2025 at 2:12 PM
It's times like these I wish I believed in hell.
Hundred of years from now History Books will say something like "In the wake of the Trump presidencies, Americans decided they were ungovernable and voluntarily handed all legislative decisions over to a central AI program. Life under AI has proven unforgiving, but an improvement to the alternative"
November 3, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Hundred of years from now History Books will say something like "In the wake of the Trump presidencies, Americans decided they were ungovernable and voluntarily handed all legislative decisions over to a central AI program. Life under AI has proven unforgiving, but an improvement to the alternative"
Reminder that tonight we shift our concept of daytime by an hour and no one knows why.
November 1, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Reminder that tonight we shift our concept of daytime by an hour and no one knows why.
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Coworker: Any plans for tonight?
Me: Gonna hang out with my black cats, do some witchcraft, curse my enemies, frighten children…
Coworker: Haha you must really love Halloween.
Me: What the fuck is Halloween?
Me: Gonna hang out with my black cats, do some witchcraft, curse my enemies, frighten children…
Coworker: Haha you must really love Halloween.
Me: What the fuck is Halloween?
October 31, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Coworker: Any plans for tonight?
Me: Gonna hang out with my black cats, do some witchcraft, curse my enemies, frighten children…
Coworker: Haha you must really love Halloween.
Me: What the fuck is Halloween?
Me: Gonna hang out with my black cats, do some witchcraft, curse my enemies, frighten children…
Coworker: Haha you must really love Halloween.
Me: What the fuck is Halloween?
It's wild how much time, effort and money we spend maintaining our teeth when smoothies exist.
October 30, 2025 at 4:34 PM
It's wild how much time, effort and money we spend maintaining our teeth when smoothies exist.
I am "pulled a neck muscle while yawning" years old.
October 30, 2025 at 10:35 AM
I am "pulled a neck muscle while yawning" years old.
Don Mattingly's influence on the jays.
October 28, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Don Mattingly's influence on the jays.
I would pay 100$ for somewhere to go take a nap during my lunch break today. Free business idea for someone.
October 24, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I would pay 100$ for somewhere to go take a nap during my lunch break today. Free business idea for someone.
I can't believe this is the first I'm hearing of a man named Chauncey Billups!
October 23, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I can't believe this is the first I'm hearing of a man named Chauncey Billups!
Me to the kids: not everything needs to be a fight.
8yo: yeah it does.
8yo: yeah it does.
October 19, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Me to the kids: not everything needs to be a fight.
8yo: yeah it does.
8yo: yeah it does.
You ever think about the fact that Christmas is only 4 days into winter? Why the fuck to we put up with the other two and a half months of it?
October 17, 2025 at 1:52 PM
You ever think about the fact that Christmas is only 4 days into winter? Why the fuck to we put up with the other two and a half months of it?
Fall and Spring are tied for the best seasons because the days in Spring get longer instead of shorter but Fall has Halloween.
October 17, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Fall and Spring are tied for the best seasons because the days in Spring get longer instead of shorter but Fall has Halloween.
Guys! Guys! Guys! Fucking @seantroversy.bsky.social liked my Harvey danger reply!!
October 16, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Guys! Guys! Guys! Fucking @seantroversy.bsky.social liked my Harvey danger reply!!
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Angus Assington
United States, Census, 1900
United States, Census, 1900
October 15, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Angus Assington
United States, Census, 1900
United States, Census, 1900
Officially a public transit user again because I've learned all the tap sequences on my Bluetooth earbuds
October 15, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Officially a public transit user again because I've learned all the tap sequences on my Bluetooth earbuds
When you have kids, and have a bunch of friends who don't, it's a very real possibility that you don't see them for a while and then you hang out and there are entirely new people there who everyone else treats like they have been around forever.
October 13, 2025 at 4:07 PM
When you have kids, and have a bunch of friends who don't, it's a very real possibility that you don't see them for a while and then you hang out and there are entirely new people there who everyone else treats like they have been around forever.
Is there anything in the comics that says Batman needs to talk like that? Why not a Mickey Mouse-ass voice Batman next time?
October 12, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Is there anything in the comics that says Batman needs to talk like that? Why not a Mickey Mouse-ass voice Batman next time?
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every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”
October 11, 2025 at 2:07 PM
every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”