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Lisa Myfriendez
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I'm just here to post and look at food pics and nerd out about D&D.

I lied. I'm here to be pissed off about fascists.

Portland proud 💪
Pantone wants us to celebrate whiteness in 2026 🤷
npr.org NPR @npr.org · 1h
This is the first time Pantone has chosen a shade of white. The company says it's "a lofty white that serves as a symbol of calming influence in a society rediscovering the value of quiet reflection." n.pr/4rDF0jv
You read that white: Pantone's 2026 Color of the Year is 'Cloud Dancer'
This is the first time Pantone has chosen a shade of white. The company says it's "a lofty white that serves as a symbol of calming influence in a society rediscovering the value of quiet reflection."
n.pr
December 5, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Call me crazy, but if I were that mother whose kid ODed, I'd want justice, not revenge. I'd want to know, with verifiable proof, that the person being punished was genuinely the person responsible.
Batya might be just fine with a dudetrustme basis for a terrorist designation, but Americans with a functioning moral compass actually expect a plausible public rationale for who is to be treated as a terrorist in our name.
December 4, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Wait, so, we're going to issue a travel ban against ourselves?
Please add "puppy killers" to your proposed travel ban.

WE DON'T WANT THEM. NOT ONE.
December 3, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Sorry Instacart, but this is not what I ordered.
December 2, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Cooked some Indian food tonight: dal makhani & sauteed beet greens.
December 1, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Real talk, y'all. This is what my mom looked like the last 2-3 months before she died of cancer. Slack-jawed, slumped forward, unaware of her surroundings. It started when the cancer spread to her brain, which was confirmed by MRI.
November 30, 2025 at 5:53 AM
When life gives you garlic, make toum. And then wonder how many days it will take you to sweat all that garlic out of your body.
November 25, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Y'all remember when the regime freaked out because Comey posted a pic of "86 47" and they said it was an open call for political violence? So quaint!
Insanity
November 20, 2025 at 11:15 PM
The thing that will ultimately radicalize me is if they ever try to remake Princess Bride.
a close up of a man 's face with the words inconceivable written on it .
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words inconceivable written on it .
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Every year, I turn the sugar pie pumpkins I get from my brother's farm into maple pumpkin butter, which then gets used to make these pumpkin butter pancakes. I'm sure there's lots of other delicious things I could do with them, but...pancakes.
November 2, 2025 at 5:43 PM
My husband asked if I could start cooking more American food. I opted for Puerto Rican 🇺🇸. This pollo guisado came out fantastic.
October 30, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Cancer sucks & I needed to treat myself to something to get excited for finishing treatment, so I snagged this adorable vintage fermentation crock. More ferments!
October 27, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Using purple cabbage for my sauerkraut means extra fun potato & sauerkraut pierogi.
October 25, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Ok, let me get this straight...

12 year old girls are "young women" in the context of old men sexually assaulting them.

24-35 year old men are "just boys" when they spew hateful, racist, violent garbage in a group chat.

Sure, sure. Makes total sense.
October 16, 2025 at 3:05 PM
My brother's farm is pulling up all the summer crops and giving me the leftover produce for my fermentation experiments. Hot sauce time!
October 15, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Beautiful girls require much grooming to remain beautiful girls.
October 14, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Got some sugar pie pumpkins from my brother's farm, so that meant it was time for a batch of maple pumpkin butter. Ready to be spread on and baked into all of the delicious fall goodies!
October 13, 2025 at 4:58 PM
New ferment started: sliced green tomatoes with garlic, dill seed, and sliced cayenne chili.
October 9, 2025 at 6:58 PM
This administration's hostility towards Portland has made me equally proud of my city and embarrassed by my country.
October 8, 2025 at 5:03 AM
A religious org that uses faith to manipulate followers into forced labor, physical/emotional abuse, and sexual acts for its leader is not a church. Let's call it what it is: a cult. Why is the press so scared to use accurate terms?
October 5, 2025 at 4:52 AM
News flash: the "medbed" that the wealthy have is called adequate healthcare coverage. Most Americans don't have it, therefore we're more likely to suffer from long-term illness and die prematurely. There's your conspiracy. No hidden alien technology, just unbridled capitalism.
September 29, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Had an MRI appt today and there were MAHA nuts protesting outside the medical center like it was a damn Planned Parenthood. This is definitely the darkest timeline.
September 28, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Loomer is the scary story liberal parents need to be telling their kids. "This is what will happen to your face if you allow yourself to be consumed by hate and align with a fascist dictator. Now, off to bed, kids!"
August 31, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Imagine being this scared of a sub sandwich
NEW: National Guard troops deployed to DC by President Trump are now preparing to carry weapons.

It's a significant shift—defense officials emphasized two days ago that troops would not be armed or have weapons in their vehicles.
August 16, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Hey, remember when Republicans were all about states' rights and a smaller government with less oversight over just about everything? Whatever happened to that? Asking for my friends DC and Harvard.
August 11, 2025 at 11:46 PM