newyear🪩newkeybruja✨ (v26 edition)
@lowkeybruja.bsky.social
dirty leftist that likes to make things | NYC
newly zealous reality tv convert | #bbsky #traitors #survivor #rpdr
newly zealous reality tv convert | #bbsky #traitors #survivor #rpdr
the emotional rollercoaster of finding this hilarious, then dread that it’s maybe just AI, and the ultimate relief realizing it is, in fact, saturday night 😰😮💨🤡 #snl
January 18, 2026 at 6:25 AM
the emotional rollercoaster of finding this hilarious, then dread that it’s maybe just AI, and the ultimate relief realizing it is, in fact, saturday night 😰😮💨🤡 #snl
me currently trying to find a way to incorporate xmas glitz & halloween glamour across my apt, all year, strictly for the serotonin
Finally took down my Christmas decor and with it went all my joy and whimsy
January 18, 2026 at 6:16 AM
me currently trying to find a way to incorporate xmas glitz & halloween glamour across my apt, all year, strictly for the serotonin
NOT THE FOCUS SHIFT ONTO THE HARD SHAFT 😭 — they really said, yall thought the 4k birthing vagina prosthetics were wild? hold my emmy, here’s a big ol dick in ya face
#thepitt
#thepitt
January 16, 2026 at 3:45 AM
NOT THE FOCUS SHIFT ONTO THE HARD SHAFT 😭 — they really said, yall thought the 4k birthing vagina prosthetics were wild? hold my emmy, here’s a big ol dick in ya face
#thepitt
#thepitt
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Minneapolis residents are painting tunnels onto brick walls and ICE agents are running into them. This is not funny.
Naaaaaaailed it
January 15, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Minneapolis residents are painting tunnels onto brick walls and ICE agents are running into them. This is not funny.
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repost to give those 2 or 3 followers who always like your weird posts a little forehead kiss & a grilled cheese cut diagonally
January 3, 2026 at 8:53 PM
repost to give those 2 or 3 followers who always like your weird posts a little forehead kiss & a grilled cheese cut diagonally
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My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.
January 4, 2026 at 2:02 AM
My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.
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Being an American feels like getting on a school bus and then your bus driver decides to do a drive by
January 3, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Being an American feels like getting on a school bus and then your bus driver decides to do a drive by
yall ever unplug a small kitchen appliance with a slightly damp hand, and immediately have a final destination style premonition of an imminent rube-goldberg-ass death…..?
😶🌫️ or just me?
😶🌫️ or just me?
January 4, 2026 at 7:16 AM
yall ever unplug a small kitchen appliance with a slightly damp hand, and immediately have a final destination style premonition of an imminent rube-goldberg-ass death…..?
😶🌫️ or just me?
😶🌫️ or just me?
December 17, 2025 at 2:46 AM
“how did you guys like him… he’s already annoying me, as a viewer” - @ashleyhollis.bsky.social
exaaaaactly— AND vinny got a pretty charitable edit on the eps!
imagine the trenches we were in, watching him bitch moan and whine on the feeds every damn day? 💀 #bb27
exaaaaactly— AND vinny got a pretty charitable edit on the eps!
imagine the trenches we were in, watching him bitch moan and whine on the feeds every damn day? 💀 #bb27
Ashley laughing at Vinny for being pissed that she won the first veto #bb27
October 4, 2025 at 2:29 PM
“how did you guys like him… he’s already annoying me, as a viewer” - @ashleyhollis.bsky.social
exaaaaactly— AND vinny got a pretty charitable edit on the eps!
imagine the trenches we were in, watching him bitch moan and whine on the feeds every damn day? 💀 #bb27
exaaaaactly— AND vinny got a pretty charitable edit on the eps!
imagine the trenches we were in, watching him bitch moan and whine on the feeds every damn day? 💀 #bb27
i love to get into spooky season with some disney & nickelodeon nostalgia, so today i thought:
i don’t remember any of “are you afraid of the dark” let me throw this on in the bg while i do my nails….
GIRL THIS SHOW IS SCARY AS HELL😰 how tf was this rated Y7 ???
SEVEN?!?!!
this shit is creepshow jr
i don’t remember any of “are you afraid of the dark” let me throw this on in the bg while i do my nails….
GIRL THIS SHOW IS SCARY AS HELL😰 how tf was this rated Y7 ???
SEVEN?!?!!
this shit is creepshow jr
a person is lighting a match with the words are you afraid of the dark
ALT: a person is lighting a match with the words are you afraid of the dark
media.tenor.com
October 4, 2025 at 4:15 AM
i love to get into spooky season with some disney & nickelodeon nostalgia, so today i thought:
i don’t remember any of “are you afraid of the dark” let me throw this on in the bg while i do my nails….
GIRL THIS SHOW IS SCARY AS HELL😰 how tf was this rated Y7 ???
SEVEN?!?!!
this shit is creepshow jr
i don’t remember any of “are you afraid of the dark” let me throw this on in the bg while i do my nails….
GIRL THIS SHOW IS SCARY AS HELL😰 how tf was this rated Y7 ???
SEVEN?!?!!
this shit is creepshow jr
catching up on @ashleyhollis.bsky.social tiktok live react to the finale and it’s a banger fr🔥
im so excited for her #rhap deep dive, but the way(s) she pronounces taran absolutely fries me lol #bb27
im so excited for her #rhap deep dive, but the way(s) she pronounces taran absolutely fries me lol #bb27
October 3, 2025 at 3:32 AM
catching up on @ashleyhollis.bsky.social tiktok live react to the finale and it’s a banger fr🔥
im so excited for her #rhap deep dive, but the way(s) she pronounces taran absolutely fries me lol #bb27
im so excited for her #rhap deep dive, but the way(s) she pronounces taran absolutely fries me lol #bb27
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October 2, 2025 at 11:16 PM