Low Effort Wrestling
@loweffortwrestling.bsky.social
Efed. 1 post per match. 2 sentences per match result. Fight for belt? Name kind of explains it. Ran OOC by @badmonadams.bsky.social (DM to join.)
I wish we didn't have to get on here and say this, but due to the arrest of our once beloved Cashew in relation to events in Utah today, we must cease all events and business relations effective immediately.
September 11, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I wish we didn't have to get on here and say this, but due to the arrest of our once beloved Cashew in relation to events in Utah today, we must cease all events and business relations effective immediately.
Been caught up in unrelated shit lately, hope to get back on results and a card later this coming week. Hope everyone is well.
July 6, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Been caught up in unrelated shit lately, hope to get back on results and a card later this coming week. Hope everyone is well.
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Trump is DEFINITELY in the Epstein files.
June 22, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Trump is DEFINITELY in the Epstein files.
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Cut N Shoot Texas #LEW9
Ride on it, shoot em down, and get the fuck home. I want my paycheck.
Duces! 🤦🏼♂️ Ps why don't they have a ginger facepalm emoji stupid Fuchs
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Ride on it, shoot em down, and get the fuck home. I want my paycheck.
Duces! 🤦🏼♂️ Ps why don't they have a ginger facepalm emoji stupid Fuchs
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June 1, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Cut N Shoot Texas #LEW9
Ride on it, shoot em down, and get the fuck home. I want my paycheck.
Duces! 🤦🏼♂️ Ps why don't they have a ginger facepalm emoji stupid Fuchs
@loweffortwrestling.bsky.social
Ride on it, shoot em down, and get the fuck home. I want my paycheck.
Duces! 🤦🏼♂️ Ps why don't they have a ginger facepalm emoji stupid Fuchs
@loweffortwrestling.bsky.social
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Tungsten Funkler is a candidate for the Tactilize Yourself program.
After #LEW9 he'll experience a state of Tactilizing and will certainly be grateful to have only dropped $2750 for it-- in THIS economy!
After #LEW9 he'll experience a state of Tactilizing and will certainly be grateful to have only dropped $2750 for it-- in THIS economy!
June 7, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Tungsten Funkler is a candidate for the Tactilize Yourself program.
After #LEW9 he'll experience a state of Tactilizing and will certainly be grateful to have only dropped $2750 for it-- in THIS economy!
After #LEW9 he'll experience a state of Tactilizing and will certainly be grateful to have only dropped $2750 for it-- in THIS economy!
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Y'all should join @loweffortwrestling.bsky.social, where the vanilla midgets play!
June 7, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Y'all should join @loweffortwrestling.bsky.social, where the vanilla midgets play!
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To prep for Rug boy and the flat bed fornicator, @vhodka.bsky.social and I put aside our differences and went to the dollar store. Got a toy for our overlord Cashew and some pool noodles to wallop you boys good and proper. #LEW9 @loweffortwrestling.bsky.social
June 7, 2025 at 2:55 AM
To prep for Rug boy and the flat bed fornicator, @vhodka.bsky.social and I put aside our differences and went to the dollar store. Got a toy for our overlord Cashew and some pool noodles to wallop you boys good and proper. #LEW9 @loweffortwrestling.bsky.social
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idek what else there is left to say to @maxdaemon.bsky.social so here's a doodle of Popeye with big naturals and a BBL
May 28, 2025 at 3:19 PM
idek what else there is left to say to @maxdaemon.bsky.social so here's a doodle of Popeye with big naturals and a BBL
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According to my frenemy Matthias Syn anything Presidential is inept and beneath me and with a name like Coolidge this guy can only be forgettable....
Anyways, gonna sip from my vine until #LEW9
Anyways, gonna sip from my vine until #LEW9
May 22, 2025 at 9:12 PM
According to my frenemy Matthias Syn anything Presidential is inept and beneath me and with a name like Coolidge this guy can only be forgettable....
Anyways, gonna sip from my vine until #LEW9
Anyways, gonna sip from my vine until #LEW9
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idek what else there is left to say to @maxdaemon.bsky.social so here's a doodle of Popeye with big naturals and a BBL
May 28, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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// LEW is funny at times for sure.
May 24, 2025 at 6:03 PM
// LEW is funny at times for sure.
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//Welcome new Efed BlueSkyers! Hope you guys stick around whether or not Twitter gets its shit together — consider us the dedicated ethical alternative which is happy to have fresh blood. @thespiraleffect.net put together a starter pack, and check @loweffortwrestling.bsky.social for dumb fun.
May 24, 2025 at 5:59 PM
//Welcome new Efed BlueSkyers! Hope you guys stick around whether or not Twitter gets its shit together — consider us the dedicated ethical alternative which is happy to have fresh blood. @thespiraleffect.net put together a starter pack, and check @loweffortwrestling.bsky.social for dumb fun.
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Stetson Walker you're all hat and no cattle. Fuchs you and your ability to 'draw'- no one shoots faster, harder, and truer than old Truck @loweffortwrestling.bsky.social #LEW9
May 22, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Stetson Walker you're all hat and no cattle. Fuchs you and your ability to 'draw'- no one shoots faster, harder, and truer than old Truck @loweffortwrestling.bsky.social #LEW9
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Oli got knocked fucking STUPID. Was mumbling some shit about "understanding Everett's Syndrome now" w/e that means — we'll see if her suplex is better I guess
In opening trios action, it’s @truck-fuchs.bsky.social who picks up the win after a boot meant for @maxdaemon.bsky.social is ducked and lands flush to @100wecs.bsky.social at 14:16. #LEW8
May 12, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Oli got knocked fucking STUPID. Was mumbling some shit about "understanding Everett's Syndrome now" w/e that means — we'll see if her suplex is better I guess
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I did the deed... I defeated her...
SO WHY DOES IT FEEL STRANGELY MELANCHOLY?? 😬
Ugh what are you @vhodka.bsky.social let's just be fr... frie... friendly 😞
SO WHY DOES IT FEEL STRANGELY MELANCHOLY?? 😬
Ugh what are you @vhodka.bsky.social let's just be fr... frie... friendly 😞
May 12, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I did the deed... I defeated her...
SO WHY DOES IT FEEL STRANGELY MELANCHOLY?? 😬
Ugh what are you @vhodka.bsky.social let's just be fr... frie... friendly 😞
SO WHY DOES IT FEEL STRANGELY MELANCHOLY?? 😬
Ugh what are you @vhodka.bsky.social let's just be fr... frie... friendly 😞
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Max went face to foot with a real killer and blinked. Shocker
In opening trios action, it’s @truck-fuchs.bsky.social who picks up the win after a boot meant for @maxdaemon.bsky.social is ducked and lands flush to @100wecs.bsky.social at 14:16. #LEW8
May 12, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Max went face to foot with a real killer and blinked. Shocker
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Hell yeah Larry! Get it!
In the main event, it’s @tactilizingone.bsky.social who pulls a not-so-small package out for the upset over the #1 contender in @vhodka.bsky.social at 29:28 after a similar projector appearance from @stetsonwalker.bsky.social. #LEW8
May 12, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Hell yeah Larry! Get it!
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Yeah alright.
We're gonna be doin this even when both of us are in hell.
We're gonna be doin this even when both of us are in hell.
Steven cuts off a bit of commotion and an intense staredown between @maxdaemon.bsky.social and @insurgentsia.bsky.social to let us know the two will go at it at number nine! #LEW8
May 12, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Yeah alright.
We're gonna be doin this even when both of us are in hell.
We're gonna be doin this even when both of us are in hell.
LEW card probably gonna be in a couple days. I'm gonna try to get that recruitment game up here a bit for some fresh faces in the LEW shuffle for y'all hopefully. <3
May 12, 2025 at 3:36 AM
LEW card probably gonna be in a couple days. I'm gonna try to get that recruitment game up here a bit for some fresh faces in the LEW shuffle for y'all hopefully. <3
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Ha! Ya missed jackass!
In opening trios action, it’s @truck-fuchs.bsky.social who picks up the win after a boot meant for @maxdaemon.bsky.social is ducked and lands flush to @100wecs.bsky.social at 14:16. #LEW8
May 12, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Ha! Ya missed jackass!
@stetsonwalker.bsky.social makes his way back to ringside, but is cut off by @vhodka.bsky.social charging out of the ring full steam ahead. #LEW8
May 12, 2025 at 3:34 AM
@stetsonwalker.bsky.social makes his way back to ringside, but is cut off by @vhodka.bsky.social charging out of the ring full steam ahead. #LEW8
In the main event, it’s @tactilizingone.bsky.social who pulls a not-so-small package out for the upset over the #1 contender in @vhodka.bsky.social at 29:28 after a similar projector appearance from @stetsonwalker.bsky.social. #LEW8
May 12, 2025 at 3:34 AM
In the main event, it’s @tactilizingone.bsky.social who pulls a not-so-small package out for the upset over the #1 contender in @vhodka.bsky.social at 29:28 after a similar projector appearance from @stetsonwalker.bsky.social. #LEW8
The themes hit for our co-main event several times with neither competitor showing themselves. Instead, we hear Cashew in the distance barking some royalty free ahh sitcom music. #LEW8
May 12, 2025 at 3:33 AM
The themes hit for our co-main event several times with neither competitor showing themselves. Instead, we hear Cashew in the distance barking some royalty free ahh sitcom music. #LEW8