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Jonathan Bacchus.
@insurgentsia.bsky.social
UCI Champion.
All the kids in the marketplace say "Way-oh-way-oh, way-oh-way-oh".
//Roleplay
Reposted by Jonathan Bacchus.
Me (as they are trying to forcefully remove me from the store): SO...no, stop it... YOU'RE TELLING ME... I'm speaking here! ... THIS SQUASH...I'm not done!... NUTS BUTTER?!
November 16, 2025 at 7:33 PM
November 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
what a terrible time to be literate
Sure, his politics are "not nearly enough kids are dying." Yes, he looks like Salisbury steak that's been left out in the Mojave Desert for 3 weeks in July. Yes, he sounds like Rod Stewart getting his balls crushed in a vise at the end of a 3-week bender. So surely he must write really we...
November 24, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Good morning.
November 24, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Reposted by Jonathan Bacchus.
y'all can have your goth mommies, i'm looking for an indie sleaze baddie to call me names and disparage my music taste
July 18, 2025 at 7:56 PM
November 24, 2025 at 1:26 AM
if Liquid Death did a THC line they may just corner the entire beverage market
November 24, 2025 at 12:52 AM
oh shit Algernon Cadwallader is coming to town
November 23, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Reposted by Jonathan Bacchus.
November 21, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Reposted by Jonathan Bacchus.
November 23, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I haven't been to IHOP in so long I had no idea the Rooty Tooty Fresh 'n Fruity had been discontinued for five years. My morning is ruined.
November 23, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Now *this* is a man who loves Andrew Lloyd Weber.
quite a look for Trump today
November 23, 2025 at 4:06 PM
My longterm dating potential begins and ends at how good I can fry a quesadilla at 1:51 am
November 23, 2025 at 7:51 AM
I found the song. It's "St. Thomas" by Sonny Rollins, and it goes hard. I'm making @itisjustcara.bsky.social listen to it
Is there an app where I can poorly sing jazz riffs into it and it tells me the song title
November 23, 2025 at 7:08 AM
November 23, 2025 at 1:17 AM
PARKOUR.
November 22, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Good morning.
November 22, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Is there an app where I can poorly sing jazz riffs into it and it tells me the song title
November 22, 2025 at 6:30 AM
We're gonna rattle this ghost town
November 22, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I'm dying my hair after Thanksgiving
November 22, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Unrelated:
November 22, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Oh. Interesting.
November 22, 2025 at 3:13 AM
When nitwits try to downplay the US's sanctions on Cuba by saying "why don't other countries trade with them — the US is one country", they are either ignorant to or obfuscating that *this* is the reality. The US can functionally lock people out of the world market if they so choose.
Again with alt text:
November 21, 2025 at 3:49 PM
November 21, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Good morning.
November 21, 2025 at 2:32 PM