Michael Jordache
@loudgazelle.bsky.social
born without an indoor voice. living the localized pain of distributed systems. enjoyer of maximum chaos.
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you ever think about how if Pizza Hut were founded in Mongolia it would’ve been called Pizza Yurt?
if ballerinas are women then are male ballet dancers called ballerinos?
December 5, 2025 at 1:11 AM
if ballerinas are women then are male ballet dancers called ballerinos?
There are many greats and these are two of them.
December 4, 2025 at 2:01 AM
There are many greats and these are two of them.
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agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
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Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
November 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
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Folks is Seattle the government cause they’re shutting Washington down tonight
November 3, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Folks is Seattle the government cause they’re shutting Washington down tonight
Yoshinobu gonna be yamamotorboating some titties tonight
October 26, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Yoshinobu gonna be yamamotorboating some titties tonight
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POTENTIAL?! He’s LITERALLY stealing from us.
October 22, 2025 at 12:40 AM
POTENTIAL?! He’s LITERALLY stealing from us.
Overlooking a portion of the no kings protest in Kansas City
October 18, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Overlooking a portion of the no kings protest in Kansas City
lol Jennifer Garner is 6 weeks older than Dave Roberts
October 12, 2025 at 1:00 AM
lol Jennifer Garner is 6 weeks older than Dave Roberts
sturgis is like gathering of the juggos but for motorcycles
October 11, 2025 at 5:36 AM
sturgis is like gathering of the juggos but for motorcycles
Man I wonder if Vladimir Guerrero Jr is related to Vladimir Guerrero.
October 9, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Man I wonder if Vladimir Guerrero Jr is related to Vladimir Guerrero.
@pauldehnerjr.bsky.social Miles Murphy living up to your prediction, just a few seasons late!
October 5, 2025 at 9:05 PM
@pauldehnerjr.bsky.social Miles Murphy living up to your prediction, just a few seasons late!
Ravens in playoff form already
September 23, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Ravens in playoff form already
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This is so messed up.
September 18, 2025 at 11:14 AM
This is so messed up.
Post a perfect album from the 90's that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains
September 7, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Post a perfect album from the 90's that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains
Joe Flacco was 1 when the challenger exploded
September 7, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Joe Flacco was 1 when the challenger exploded
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Know your rights, Illinois.
Stay safe and stay informed.
Stay safe and stay informed.
September 6, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Know your rights, Illinois.
Stay safe and stay informed.
Stay safe and stay informed.
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In honor of the season starting today, I’ve updated my NFL STARTER PACK.
Even if you already subscribe, re-subscribe bc there are a ton of new names—beat reporters, bloggers, and great posters.
Please share here and everywhere!
bsky.app/start/did:pl...
Even if you already subscribe, re-subscribe bc there are a ton of new names—beat reporters, bloggers, and great posters.
Please share here and everywhere!
bsky.app/start/did:pl...
September 4, 2025 at 2:26 PM
In honor of the season starting today, I’ve updated my NFL STARTER PACK.
Even if you already subscribe, re-subscribe bc there are a ton of new names—beat reporters, bloggers, and great posters.
Please share here and everywhere!
bsky.app/start/did:pl...
Even if you already subscribe, re-subscribe bc there are a ton of new names—beat reporters, bloggers, and great posters.
Please share here and everywhere!
bsky.app/start/did:pl...
Idk if I picked a weird feed for this game or something but this ND @ Miami is just showing the field with nothing going on and players milling about instead of ads
September 1, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Idk if I picked a weird feed for this game or something but this ND @ Miami is just showing the field with nothing going on and players milling about instead of ads
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If you’re a convicted felon and your character witness is your dear old friend, the convicted child sex trafficker and enabler of your other dear old friend, the most notorious raper of children in modern history, you’re definitely a total piece of shit.
August 23, 2025 at 4:40 AM
If you’re a convicted felon and your character witness is your dear old friend, the convicted child sex trafficker and enabler of your other dear old friend, the most notorious raper of children in modern history, you’re definitely a total piece of shit.
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Gung ho!
Without saying Beetlejuice, fav Michael Keaton Film?
August 16, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Gung ho!
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Since the last time the Reds and Brewers met (6/4), Cincinnati has the 2nd best record in the National League.
They've dropped 9 more games back of the Brewers in the standings during that span.
They've dropped 9 more games back of the Brewers in the standings during that span.
August 15, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Since the last time the Reds and Brewers met (6/4), Cincinnati has the 2nd best record in the National League.
They've dropped 9 more games back of the Brewers in the standings during that span.
They've dropped 9 more games back of the Brewers in the standings during that span.
Furthest I've been:
N: Victoria, British Columbia, Canada
E: Bengaluru, Karnataka, India
S: San Jose, Costa Rica
W: Honolulu, HI
N: Victoria, British Columbia, Canada
E: Bengaluru, Karnataka, India
S: San Jose, Costa Rica
W: Honolulu, HI
Furthest I've been:
N: Oswego NY
E: St. John, VI
S: St. John, VI
W: Los Angeles, CA
N: Oswego NY
E: St. John, VI
S: St. John, VI
W: Los Angeles, CA
Farthest I've been:
N: Ludington, MI
E: El Yunque national forest, Puerto Rico
S: Cusco, Peru
W: Los Angeles, CA
N: Ludington, MI
E: El Yunque national forest, Puerto Rico
S: Cusco, Peru
W: Los Angeles, CA
August 7, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Furthest I've been:
N: Victoria, British Columbia, Canada
E: Bengaluru, Karnataka, India
S: San Jose, Costa Rica
W: Honolulu, HI
N: Victoria, British Columbia, Canada
E: Bengaluru, Karnataka, India
S: San Jose, Costa Rica
W: Honolulu, HI
August 3, 2025 at 4:13 AM