Lothar Hex
@lotharhex.bsky.social
Misanthropic. He/Him. I love dark humour, robots, & over-analysing cartoons. Married to @rayematthews.bsky.social, Eat the rich. ⬛️⬜️🟪🟫
Lothar Hex on twitter.
Lothar Hex on twitter.
Almost done with my custom G2 Hooligan from Maverick. Waiting for matt varnish to seal before transforming him back to robot mode and do one final tidy up (that I can be arsed doing) and then some G2 con stickers.
Yes I suck at t stripes but don't they ain't gonna get any better at this point.
Yes I suck at t stripes but don't they ain't gonna get any better at this point.
January 11, 2026 at 12:49 PM
Almost done with my custom G2 Hooligan from Maverick. Waiting for matt varnish to seal before transforming him back to robot mode and do one final tidy up (that I can be arsed doing) and then some G2 con stickers.
Yes I suck at t stripes but don't they ain't gonna get any better at this point.
Yes I suck at t stripes but don't they ain't gonna get any better at this point.
America *jokingly... I hope*. starting a war with Russia by touching one of their boats is peak hypocrisy from a historical standpoint.
January 7, 2026 at 2:36 PM
America *jokingly... I hope*. starting a war with Russia by touching one of their boats is peak hypocrisy from a historical standpoint.
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I hate that after hitting 40 years old a lot more of my mornings start with me waking up like this than I care to admit.
January 7, 2026 at 8:01 AM
I hate that after hitting 40 years old a lot more of my mornings start with me waking up like this than I care to admit.
Starting the work day by making the folks at TFW2005 think about Clifford the Big Red Dog's reproductive organs. So that's gonna keep me amused all day.
January 6, 2026 at 8:42 AM
Starting the work day by making the folks at TFW2005 think about Clifford the Big Red Dog's reproductive organs. So that's gonna keep me amused all day.
@rayematthews.bsky.social is currently in Winter Hibernation mode cos of the snow so I didn't get to give her a kiss and say I love her before leaving for work. So.
I love you Raye, *kiss*
I love you Raye, *kiss*
January 6, 2026 at 7:54 AM
@rayematthews.bsky.social is currently in Winter Hibernation mode cos of the snow so I didn't get to give her a kiss and say I love her before leaving for work. So.
I love you Raye, *kiss*
I love you Raye, *kiss*
First new bot of the year "Prime Changer" Optimus Prime, aka Cyberverse deluxe Prime with different paint apps.
He's neat.
He's neat.
January 3, 2026 at 7:51 PM
First new bot of the year "Prime Changer" Optimus Prime, aka Cyberverse deluxe Prime with different paint apps.
He's neat.
He's neat.
Me going into 2026.
January 2, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Me going into 2026.
YA'LL MOTHERFUCKERS EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF ALFRED J. KWAK AND HIS ARCHNEMESIS BIRD HITLER!?
December 31, 2025 at 1:45 PM
YA'LL MOTHERFUCKERS EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF ALFRED J. KWAK AND HIS ARCHNEMESIS BIRD HITLER!?
Fort Max at THE TFW2005 UK Toy thread got this from Home Bargains. That's a shite pun/flavour name for a TF based soda.
Should've been Optimus Lemon & Lime.
Other flavours:
StarsCream Soda
Pepsi Fortress Max
Dr Stepper
Ironhide Bru
Root Gear
Dandelion and Omega Lock
Bluestreakberry
I have more
Should've been Optimus Lemon & Lime.
Other flavours:
StarsCream Soda
Pepsi Fortress Max
Dr Stepper
Ironhide Bru
Root Gear
Dandelion and Omega Lock
Bluestreakberry
I have more
December 30, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Fort Max at THE TFW2005 UK Toy thread got this from Home Bargains. That's a shite pun/flavour name for a TF based soda.
Should've been Optimus Lemon & Lime.
Other flavours:
StarsCream Soda
Pepsi Fortress Max
Dr Stepper
Ironhide Bru
Root Gear
Dandelion and Omega Lock
Bluestreakberry
I have more
Should've been Optimus Lemon & Lime.
Other flavours:
StarsCream Soda
Pepsi Fortress Max
Dr Stepper
Ironhide Bru
Root Gear
Dandelion and Omega Lock
Bluestreakberry
I have more
Halo Campaign Evolved will include the Needle Rifle. Interest in it has increased 0.5 %
December 30, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Halo Campaign Evolved will include the Needle Rifle. Interest in it has increased 0.5 %
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When he died my hometown, a place with only the very loosest connection to him, decided they must have a statue of David Bowie, and in a remarkable feat of creativity decided to create the single most horrific statue I have ever seen.
December 30, 2025 at 10:15 AM
When he died my hometown, a place with only the very loosest connection to him, decided they must have a statue of David Bowie, and in a remarkable feat of creativity decided to create the single most horrific statue I have ever seen.
So with my last bot of the year boght it's time for my top 10 TF's I got in 2025
Honourable Mentions:
Threezero MLDX G2 Megatron, Cyberworld Scorponok.
Both gifts from my wonderful wife @rayematthews.bsky.social , But can’t really put them here because one doesn’t transform and one barely does.
Honourable Mentions:
Threezero MLDX G2 Megatron, Cyberworld Scorponok.
Both gifts from my wonderful wife @rayematthews.bsky.social , But can’t really put them here because one doesn’t transform and one barely does.
December 28, 2025 at 5:18 PM
So with my last bot of the year boght it's time for my top 10 TF's I got in 2025
Honourable Mentions:
Threezero MLDX G2 Megatron, Cyberworld Scorponok.
Both gifts from my wonderful wife @rayematthews.bsky.social , But can’t really put them here because one doesn’t transform and one barely does.
Honourable Mentions:
Threezero MLDX G2 Megatron, Cyberworld Scorponok.
Both gifts from my wonderful wife @rayematthews.bsky.social , But can’t really put them here because one doesn’t transform and one barely does.
"Dear Journal. I did it, I finally killed Roger. Porkchop has been avenged. Skeeter helped me bury the body in Mr and Mrs Dink's yard, so that's the authorities taken care of in case shit goes sideways.
Patti wore a cute turtleneck today."
Patti wore a cute turtleneck today."
December 28, 2025 at 4:52 PM
"Dear Journal. I did it, I finally killed Roger. Porkchop has been avenged. Skeeter helped me bury the body in Mr and Mrs Dink's yard, so that's the authorities taken care of in case shit goes sideways.
Patti wore a cute turtleneck today."
Patti wore a cute turtleneck today."
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I hope y’all have had a good one! Can we get some last minute likes and reposts for this critically acclaimed* festive tale before the big day is over?
(*as per @nickroche.bsky.social‘s kids and @lotharhex.bsky.social)
(*as per @nickroche.bsky.social‘s kids and @lotharhex.bsky.social)
Merry Christmas folks! Enjoy the holidays and I hope you all get something nice under the tree (bots or otherwise)!
And now, the time has once again come to repost my X-Mas themed 5 page comic about Soundwave and his cassettes, Tales of the Cassetticons!
#Transformers #Maccadam
And now, the time has once again come to repost my X-Mas themed 5 page comic about Soundwave and his cassettes, Tales of the Cassetticons!
#Transformers #Maccadam
December 25, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I hope y’all have had a good one! Can we get some last minute likes and reposts for this critically acclaimed* festive tale before the big day is over?
(*as per @nickroche.bsky.social‘s kids and @lotharhex.bsky.social)
(*as per @nickroche.bsky.social‘s kids and @lotharhex.bsky.social)
Merry Christmas Motherfuckers.
December 25, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Merry Christmas Motherfuckers.
This Christmas give the gift of great light piping and not being punched in the eye by your bosses's ex's new romantic partner.
December 23, 2025 at 11:07 AM
This Christmas give the gift of great light piping and not being punched in the eye by your bosses's ex's new romantic partner.
Andrew Tate looking for the cheque he wrote cos his arse couldn't cash it.
December 22, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Andrew Tate looking for the cheque he wrote cos his arse couldn't cash it.
"It was at that point that he knew he fucked up."
December 22, 2025 at 4:38 PM
"It was at that point that he knew he fucked up."
Me and my sister during Christmas as kids.
December 22, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Me and my sister during Christmas as kids.
It's bad form to murder people blocking the aisles in a supermarket because "you're tired, have zero paitence, and just need to get some washing up liquid," right?
December 21, 2025 at 10:40 AM
It's bad form to murder people blocking the aisles in a supermarket because "you're tired, have zero paitence, and just need to get some washing up liquid," right?
What's it called when a Dwarf knocks over their coal bucket?
A miner inconvenience.
A miner inconvenience.
If you want to know what my DnD party members @rayematthews.bsky.social, @bowsette.bsky.social and DM @metallixbrother.bsky.social have to put up with during and outside of games here's my latest Discord message to then.
December 19, 2025 at 3:12 PM
What's it called when a Dwarf knocks over their coal bucket?
A miner inconvenience.
A miner inconvenience.
LITERALLY CAN'T ORGAISE IT.
December 19, 2025 at 1:03 PM
LITERALLY CAN'T ORGAISE IT.
If you want to know what my DnD party members @rayematthews.bsky.social, @bowsette.bsky.social and DM @metallixbrother.bsky.social have to put up with during and outside of games here's my latest Discord message to then.
December 19, 2025 at 11:14 AM
If you want to know what my DnD party members @rayematthews.bsky.social, @bowsette.bsky.social and DM @metallixbrother.bsky.social have to put up with during and outside of games here's my latest Discord message to then.