Lothar Hex
@lotharhex.bsky.social
Misanthropic. He/Him. I love dark humour, robots, & over-analysing cartoons. Married to @rayematthews.bsky.social, Eat the rich. ⬛️⬜️🟪🟫
Lothar Hex on twitter.
Lothar Hex on twitter.
The CIA in fiction:
Ultimate anti-terror force. Do the worst things for the freedom of America. Know what their enemies are doing at any given time.
CIA in real life:
Ultimate anti-terror force. Do the worst things for the freedom of America. Know what their enemies are doing at any given time.
CIA in real life:
November 19, 2025 at 12:20 PM
The CIA in fiction:
Ultimate anti-terror force. Do the worst things for the freedom of America. Know what their enemies are doing at any given time.
CIA in real life:
Ultimate anti-terror force. Do the worst things for the freedom of America. Know what their enemies are doing at any given time.
CIA in real life:
Ratbastards of the past and future.
November 17, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Ratbastards of the past and future.
"Here at Impactor, Impactor & Impactor, we're here for all your impacting needs."
"Excercise, collisions, skulls, animation frames..."
"Bowels."
"Wasnt gonna go there but sure."
"Excercise, collisions, skulls, animation frames..."
"Bowels."
"Wasnt gonna go there but sure."
November 16, 2025 at 1:50 PM
"Here at Impactor, Impactor & Impactor, we're here for all your impacting needs."
"Excercise, collisions, skulls, animation frames..."
"Bowels."
"Wasnt gonna go there but sure."
"Excercise, collisions, skulls, animation frames..."
"Bowels."
"Wasnt gonna go there but sure."
ALSO INVISIGAL FOR LIFE!
November 12, 2025 at 10:49 PM
ALSO INVISIGAL FOR LIFE!
BUY. AND. PLAY. DISPATCH. NOW!
November 12, 2025 at 10:45 PM
BUY. AND. PLAY. DISPATCH. NOW!
Last deskbot of the week (two days bereavement for my grandfather's funerall). SS ROTF Megatron. Not really a huge fan of the bot design but I do like the tank, which looks like Metal Slug crashed into a scrapyard and through a complex coitus consumation birthed this fuckin' thing.
November 12, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Last deskbot of the week (two days bereavement for my grandfather's funerall). SS ROTF Megatron. Not really a huge fan of the bot design but I do like the tank, which looks like Metal Slug crashed into a scrapyard and through a complex coitus consumation birthed this fuckin' thing.
Still one of my faves from the Legacy line. Skyquake is brilliant and has the better weapon, but the colours of Dreadwing really help both modes pop.
November 11, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Still one of my faves from the Legacy line. Skyquake is brilliant and has the better weapon, but the colours of Dreadwing really help both modes pop.
Got a Thundertron multi-pack for £25. I like to think the regular voyager is him towards the beginning of his pirate career, while the multi-pack guys in a decade or so in. More years, less hands and feet...
November 10, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Got a Thundertron multi-pack for £25. I like to think the regular voyager is him towards the beginning of his pirate career, while the multi-pack guys in a decade or so in. More years, less hands and feet...
"Ey yo I'm walking 'ere! You ought a show some respect or you gonna be swinmin' wit da fishes! Now outta day way I gotta seen a man about sdome gabba goo."
Thunderhoof was the best part of RiD2015. C'mon, someone do him a new figure.
Thunderhoof was the best part of RiD2015. C'mon, someone do him a new figure.
November 10, 2025 at 1:17 PM
"Ey yo I'm walking 'ere! You ought a show some respect or you gonna be swinmin' wit da fishes! Now outta day way I gotta seen a man about sdome gabba goo."
Thunderhoof was the best part of RiD2015. C'mon, someone do him a new figure.
Thunderhoof was the best part of RiD2015. C'mon, someone do him a new figure.
"THRUST MAN IS DUFFING IN THE DIRECTION OF THE PROBLEM!"
November 7, 2025 at 11:14 AM
"THRUST MAN IS DUFFING IN THE DIRECTION OF THE PROBLEM!"
Liking the new Sonar, Runway and Jetstorm too, and glad was forewarned of Jetstorm tail/chest piece issues. Put a bit of RC car shock oil in the hinge and loosened it up a good amount. No fear of breaking it.
November 6, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Liking the new Sonar, Runway and Jetstorm too, and glad was forewarned of Jetstorm tail/chest piece issues. Put a bit of RC car shock oil in the hinge and loosened it up a good amount. No fear of breaking it.
Bought on a whim but enjoying Armada Nemesis. Big chunky bastard with weapons bigger than his sodding torso.
November 6, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Bought on a whim but enjoying Armada Nemesis. Big chunky bastard with weapons bigger than his sodding torso.
Happy burn a Catholic day. I celebrated with addiction.
November 5, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Happy burn a Catholic day. I celebrated with addiction.
"Mum can I get the Legacy Stunticons?"
"We have Legacy Stunticons at home."
The Legacy Stunticons at home.
"We have Legacy Stunticons at home."
The Legacy Stunticons at home.
November 5, 2025 at 11:41 AM
"Mum can I get the Legacy Stunticons?"
"We have Legacy Stunticons at home."
The Legacy Stunticons at home.
"We have Legacy Stunticons at home."
The Legacy Stunticons at home.
So that was my day.
November 4, 2025 at 6:18 PM
So that was my day.
Flawed? Yes.
Improved dramatically by a shoulder upgrade kit? Yes.
Still a fun toy? David Kaye "Yesssssssss."
Improved dramatically by a shoulder upgrade kit? Yes.
Still a fun toy? David Kaye "Yesssssssss."
November 4, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Flawed? Yes.
Improved dramatically by a shoulder upgrade kit? Yes.
Still a fun toy? David Kaye "Yesssssssss."
Improved dramatically by a shoulder upgrade kit? Yes.
Still a fun toy? David Kaye "Yesssssssss."
The Nutjob and the Nihilist. Wildrider happy to be one of today's deskbots, whereas Dead End didn't see the point of getting out of bed today. Or any day. Should've just stayed unconcious for all the difference that it'll make to the universe. Which will end eventually.
I'm depressed now.
I'm depressed now.
November 3, 2025 at 1:29 PM
The Nutjob and the Nihilist. Wildrider happy to be one of today's deskbots, whereas Dead End didn't see the point of getting out of bed today. Or any day. Should've just stayed unconcious for all the difference that it'll make to the universe. Which will end eventually.
I'm depressed now.
I'm depressed now.
Armada Nemesis Prime available for none premium members on Pulse now.
November 3, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Armada Nemesis Prime available for none premium members on Pulse now.
My bots for October.
Fave of the month goes to both Scorponok Flatline. What can I say? The Basic Bitch recolour of black and red always works for me. Whereas Scorponok was a gift and also just great fun.
Fave of the month goes to both Scorponok Flatline. What can I say? The Basic Bitch recolour of black and red always works for me. Whereas Scorponok was a gift and also just great fun.
November 2, 2025 at 4:46 PM
My bots for October.
Fave of the month goes to both Scorponok Flatline. What can I say? The Basic Bitch recolour of black and red always works for me. Whereas Scorponok was a gift and also just great fun.
Fave of the month goes to both Scorponok Flatline. What can I say? The Basic Bitch recolour of black and red always works for me. Whereas Scorponok was a gift and also just great fun.
Me trying to figure out what the actual fuck I'm looking at:
October 30, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Me trying to figure out what the actual fuck I'm looking at:
Me trying to figure out what in the actual fuck I'm looking at:
October 30, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Me trying to figure out what in the actual fuck I'm looking at:
So now that I have Skywarp, what to do with Hotlink? To paraphrase Waspinator, I have planzzzzz.
October 28, 2025 at 6:47 PM
So now that I have Skywarp, what to do with Hotlink? To paraphrase Waspinator, I have planzzzzz.