Amy
@losertakesall.bsky.social
mediumicedcoffee at gmail | queer, insufferable | i write and i cook | she’s built like a steakhouse but she handles like a bistro | losertakesall.substack.com
(guy who has all the carrots) you know the problem with the left is all this talk about STICKS, they never want to talk about rewarding me with more CARROTS,
August 11, 2025 at 1:40 PM
(guy who has all the carrots) you know the problem with the left is all this talk about STICKS, they never want to talk about rewarding me with more CARROTS,
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If you want to get in on something great, the Our Flag Means Death fandom is doing a craft fundraiser to benefit trans kids in the south, and there is some ding dang GORGEOUS stuff in there. they've already raised $25K! check it out 👇
110 donors. 214 listings. over 300 individual items. Twelve days.
The auction is officially **OPEN** 🧶🏴☠️😱🏳️⚧️🖌️
Let’s raise some money for trans kids in the South!
www.32auctions.com/ofmdcraftfai...
#ofmdcraftfair
The auction is officially **OPEN** 🧶🏴☠️😱🏳️⚧️🖌️
Let’s raise some money for trans kids in the South!
www.32auctions.com/ofmdcraftfai...
#ofmdcraftfair
February 20, 2025 at 9:10 PM
If you want to get in on something great, the Our Flag Means Death fandom is doing a craft fundraiser to benefit trans kids in the south, and there is some ding dang GORGEOUS stuff in there. they've already raised $25K! check it out 👇
glad to see that with all the turmoil in the country brands still have time to email me twelve times about the single pair of clearance underpants i accentally put in my bag for seven seconds
January 28, 2025 at 3:14 PM
glad to see that with all the turmoil in the country brands still have time to email me twelve times about the single pair of clearance underpants i accentally put in my bag for seven seconds
this book just changed my brain for the rest of my life what the fuck
December 19, 2024 at 1:01 AM
this book just changed my brain for the rest of my life what the fuck
my string of pearls made a tiny flower 😩
December 17, 2024 at 8:09 PM
my string of pearls made a tiny flower 😩
water! in the basement. dad frantically rattling off a list of tools he wants to know if i have as though he is not the person who bought me every tool i own. "what do you mean you don't have a pipe cutter" dad did you personally buy me a pipe cutter? then i do not have a pipe cutter
December 17, 2024 at 6:35 PM
water! in the basement. dad frantically rattling off a list of tools he wants to know if i have as though he is not the person who bought me every tool i own. "what do you mean you don't have a pipe cutter" dad did you personally buy me a pipe cutter? then i do not have a pipe cutter
had a dayslong conversation about xmas dinner wherein alan plead his case for Ham because his family are Ham Enjoyers—voices were raised, tears were shed, sliminess quotients were discussed ad nauseam—only to have the butcher be *completely sold out of Ham*
December 17, 2024 at 5:35 PM
had a dayslong conversation about xmas dinner wherein alan plead his case for Ham because his family are Ham Enjoyers—voices were raised, tears were shed, sliminess quotients were discussed ad nauseam—only to have the butcher be *completely sold out of Ham*
he makes a big show of hating me for someone who sleeps in my slippers while i shower
December 17, 2024 at 2:34 PM
he makes a big show of hating me for someone who sleeps in my slippers while i shower
big chat this afternoon about the novel draft and i am sweating out of my face about it
December 17, 2024 at 2:31 PM
big chat this afternoon about the novel draft and i am sweating out of my face about it
no moby dick i am going to hold on until the bones in my hands crumble to dust for how hard i am clutching
December 16, 2024 at 11:47 PM
no moby dick i am going to hold on until the bones in my hands crumble to dust for how hard i am clutching
yesterday i met someone who told me they know someone who has never had a headache and i have not stopped thinking about that information for 24 hours
December 16, 2024 at 5:50 PM
yesterday i met someone who told me they know someone who has never had a headache and i have not stopped thinking about that information for 24 hours
whole day in nyc and as of this post i am, somehow, still in whamageddon
December 15, 2024 at 9:55 PM
whole day in nyc and as of this post i am, somehow, still in whamageddon
i grew up housing insecure and i still get really emotional that i get this little house to live in with my best friend. i have a little office, can you believe? 🥹💛
December 14, 2024 at 10:01 PM
i grew up housing insecure and i still get really emotional that i get this little house to live in with my best friend. i have a little office, can you believe? 🥹💛
today i got nothing done because the guys renovating the little yellow house behind mine (its owner died last year and left it to a friend who was going to rent it out) found an attic full of DOLLS and a large enough cache of CSAM to warrant forty cops and a cadaver dog
December 13, 2024 at 11:20 PM
today i got nothing done because the guys renovating the little yellow house behind mine (its owner died last year and left it to a friend who was going to rent it out) found an attic full of DOLLS and a large enough cache of CSAM to warrant forty cops and a cadaver dog
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We're hosting a holiday drive with Books Not Bans: from now through January at the shop, you can buy one of the queer books off this shelf and we'll mail it to a PFLAG in a book desert to get it into the hands of people who don't have access to the kinds of books we do. Spread the love!
December 12, 2024 at 6:10 PM
We're hosting a holiday drive with Books Not Bans: from now through January at the shop, you can buy one of the queer books off this shelf and we'll mail it to a PFLAG in a book desert to get it into the hands of people who don't have access to the kinds of books we do. Spread the love!
if i was still doing shipwrecksf we would uhhhhhhhhhhhh
two mostly unrelated book images that have led to a lot of really delightful discussion in my day so far
(photo by me, AO3 screenshot sent to me by someone who will remain anonymous)
"no beta we die like CEOs" is just incredible, no notes
(photo by me, AO3 screenshot sent to me by someone who will remain anonymous)
"no beta we die like CEOs" is just incredible, no notes
December 10, 2024 at 11:57 PM
if i was still doing shipwrecksf we would uhhhhhhhhhhhh
love to be minding my business cooking only to turn around to find this living breathing malevolent jumpscare of an animal hiding on top of the fridge
December 10, 2024 at 5:35 PM
love to be minding my business cooking only to turn around to find this living breathing malevolent jumpscare of an animal hiding on top of the fridge
have four terrifying emails to send today i wonder which neglected corner of my house will get an anxiety makeover in between them
December 10, 2024 at 2:27 PM
have four terrifying emails to send today i wonder which neglected corner of my house will get an anxiety makeover in between them
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COLE: COOP, THEY CAUGHT THE CEO SHOOTER. HIS NAME WAS TONY SPAGHETTI, REAL BOY NEXT DOOR. ABS LIKE ADONIS. POLITICAL IDEAS OF A FUTON. PERHAPS THE IDEAL MAN
December 10, 2024 at 5:10 AM
COLE: COOP, THEY CAUGHT THE CEO SHOOTER. HIS NAME WAS TONY SPAGHETTI, REAL BOY NEXT DOOR. ABS LIKE ADONIS. POLITICAL IDEAS OF A FUTON. PERHAPS THE IDEAL MAN
past self didn't do a great job setting current self up for this moment but i think that's because she didn't understand the concept of a future which is annoying but i forgive her
December 6, 2024 at 7:28 PM
past self didn't do a great job setting current self up for this moment but i think that's because she didn't understand the concept of a future which is annoying but i forgive her
*spitting out my own blood and teeth* Just Following Up
December 6, 2024 at 6:26 PM
*spitting out my own blood and teeth* Just Following Up
i don't have spotify but i can tell you i listened to the new rebecca black song 400 times since its release
December 5, 2024 at 8:03 PM
i don't have spotify but i can tell you i listened to the new rebecca black song 400 times since its release