it's a confusing way to win, people like Ham far too much for my preference, alas i will have no choice but to make the thing i wanted to make from the beginning (a leg of lamb)

BABE 😩

i am trying to overthink it slightly less, i guess

YES like this is a person with a 24/7 migraine who thinks heads just be like that, it has to be

i think the only real explanations are A) this person was fucking with them or B) this person has a constant low grade headache and just assumes head are supposed to feel that way

you're telling me you ALWAYS drink water AND sleep AND remember to eat and NEVER grind your teeth or forget your sunglasses or smell disagreeable perfume, you're saying you NEVER spend too long looking at a screen or driving or talking to an annoying relative or wake up the morning after 37 beers or

BIG UM. the line between a hallmark town and a true crime town is razor thin apparently

everyone in the nabe sorta hated him but still this was …. unexpected!

anyway how’s your friday