Loos Balls
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Loos Balls
@loosballs.bsky.social
Booted from trench to no-man's land and back again.
73 minutes and no set piece goal.

Dooooooooomed.
February 7, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Citeh circling the toilet bowl
February 1, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Giroud did it better.
a group of soccer players are playing on a field with a score of 1-0
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February 1, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Stake in Dracula's heart.
a man wearing a mask and a jacket is sitting in the stands with his hand on his chin .
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February 1, 2026 at 4:05 PM
a soccer game with the words own goal written above it
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January 31, 2026 at 3:40 PM
a soccer player wearing a red emirates fly better shirt
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January 28, 2026 at 8:39 PM
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IRAQ WAR VETERAN: “I wouldn’t do that in a war. There are no rules of engagement I’ve ever had that would justify shooting someone in that situation… and he shot an American citizen. This should scare the shit out of everyone.”

(From Louis Laurant)
January 25, 2026 at 3:37 AM
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The choice is impeachment and removal or calamity for the United States. I don't see how anybody watching Trump's speech in Davos can draw any other conclusion. He's a senile madman.
January 21, 2026 at 2:26 PM
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“Democrats obscured Biden’s cognitive decline” is really being blown out of the water by “Republicans are embracing and profiting from Trump’s cognitive decline.”
January 21, 2026 at 2:28 PM
The pumpkintator sounds like a dying mule.
January 21, 2026 at 3:09 PM
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January 20, 2026 at 9:44 PM
January 20, 2026 at 8:52 PM
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Danish MEP Anders Vistisen to Trump:

"Let me put this in words you might understand: Mr. President, fuck off."
January 20, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Count Dracula bottle job???
a man sitting in front of a microphone with the words " good ebening " on the screen behind him
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January 18, 2026 at 6:36 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 11:00 AM
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he's down there I swear
January 7, 2026 at 11:11 PM
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Still not as big as the check he'll receive when he gets sacked this season
January 7, 2026 at 10:31 PM
a man drinking from a cup that says lorenzo
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January 17, 2026 at 5:00 PM