Memos From Lofwyr
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Memos from Saeder-Krupp President & CEO, Lofwyr.
Memos by Executive Assistant unless marked.
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#Lofwyr #Cyberpunk #SaederKrupp #Shadowrun
“I’m often very alarmed and confused by this account.” -Tom Dowd
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Memos by Executive Assistant unless marked.
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#Lofwyr #Cyberpunk #SaederKrupp #Shadowrun
“I’m often very alarmed and confused by this account.” -Tom Dowd
[Also on Discord and Mastodon]
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Views are those of an imaginary dragon.
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#Shadowrun
Views are those of an imaginary dragon.
Also on Discord: discord.gg/6WRBhZY7
And Mastodon: shadowland.social/@Memos_from_...
#Shadowrun
MEMO:
Ghost, I am tired. Fragging chupacabras would NOT SHUT UP last night. Anyway, on to business.
#Shadowrun
Ghost, I am tired. Fragging chupacabras would NOT SHUT UP last night. Anyway, on to business.
#Shadowrun
February 15, 2026 at 1:23 PM
MEMO:
Ghost, I am tired. Fragging chupacabras would NOT SHUT UP last night. Anyway, on to business.
#Shadowrun
Ghost, I am tired. Fragging chupacabras would NOT SHUT UP last night. Anyway, on to business.
#Shadowrun
MEMO:
Saeder-Krupp market analytics will no longer be tracking down arrows. The only arrows and lines to be tracked will be those that go up. 📈
#Shadowrun
Saeder-Krupp market analytics will no longer be tracking down arrows. The only arrows and lines to be tracked will be those that go up. 📈
#Shadowrun
February 12, 2026 at 2:21 AM
MEMO:
Saeder-Krupp market analytics will no longer be tracking down arrows. The only arrows and lines to be tracked will be those that go up. 📈
#Shadowrun
Saeder-Krupp market analytics will no longer be tracking down arrows. The only arrows and lines to be tracked will be those that go up. 📈
#Shadowrun
MEMO:
Ugh, any recommendations for working with pirates? I haven’t dealt with any personally since the Gingerbread Man had his trid show and Mr. L wants me to handle this one personally.
#Shadowrun
Ugh, any recommendations for working with pirates? I haven’t dealt with any personally since the Gingerbread Man had his trid show and Mr. L wants me to handle this one personally.
#Shadowrun
February 10, 2026 at 11:18 PM
MEMO:
Ugh, any recommendations for working with pirates? I haven’t dealt with any personally since the Gingerbread Man had his trid show and Mr. L wants me to handle this one personally.
#Shadowrun
Ugh, any recommendations for working with pirates? I haven’t dealt with any personally since the Gingerbread Man had his trid show and Mr. L wants me to handle this one personally.
#Shadowrun
MEMO:
Wait, they DIDN’T like our Dragon’s Donuts commercial?! But it had Maria Mercurial! And Euphoria!*
#Shadowrun
Wait, they DIDN’T like our Dragon’s Donuts commercial?! But it had Maria Mercurial! And Euphoria!*
#Shadowrun
February 9, 2026 at 1:17 AM
MEMO:
Wait, they DIDN’T like our Dragon’s Donuts commercial?! But it had Maria Mercurial! And Euphoria!*
#Shadowrun
Wait, they DIDN’T like our Dragon’s Donuts commercial?! But it had Maria Mercurial! And Euphoria!*
#Shadowrun
MEMO:
A reminder to Saeder-Krupp security that while physical adepts are dangerous there are effective ways to deal with them.
#Shadowrun
A reminder to Saeder-Krupp security that while physical adepts are dangerous there are effective ways to deal with them.
#Shadowrun
February 6, 2026 at 2:31 PM
MEMO:
A reminder to Saeder-Krupp security that while physical adepts are dangerous there are effective ways to deal with them.
#Shadowrun
A reminder to Saeder-Krupp security that while physical adepts are dangerous there are effective ways to deal with them.
#Shadowrun
IRREGULAR ASSETS:
Seeking an astrally proficient and cold-weather capable team to perform search and rescue/retrieval on a Saeder-Krupp research team in the vicinity of 60°54′11″N 101°54′35″E.
The constant agonized screaming on the astral plane in that area is normal.
#Shadowrun
Seeking an astrally proficient and cold-weather capable team to perform search and rescue/retrieval on a Saeder-Krupp research team in the vicinity of 60°54′11″N 101°54′35″E.
The constant agonized screaming on the astral plane in that area is normal.
#Shadowrun
February 5, 2026 at 2:43 PM
IRREGULAR ASSETS:
Seeking an astrally proficient and cold-weather capable team to perform search and rescue/retrieval on a Saeder-Krupp research team in the vicinity of 60°54′11″N 101°54′35″E.
The constant agonized screaming on the astral plane in that area is normal.
#Shadowrun
Seeking an astrally proficient and cold-weather capable team to perform search and rescue/retrieval on a Saeder-Krupp research team in the vicinity of 60°54′11″N 101°54′35″E.
The constant agonized screaming on the astral plane in that area is normal.
#Shadowrun
MEMO:
HR will be hosting a workshop called “That’s Not Funny, My Brother Died That Way” about being sensitive to the unique perils of our day and age. Awakened, land dwelling, octopi and other nonsensical dangers are no laughing matter.
#Shadowrun
HR will be hosting a workshop called “That’s Not Funny, My Brother Died That Way” about being sensitive to the unique perils of our day and age. Awakened, land dwelling, octopi and other nonsensical dangers are no laughing matter.
#Shadowrun
February 4, 2026 at 6:50 PM
MEMO:
HR will be hosting a workshop called “That’s Not Funny, My Brother Died That Way” about being sensitive to the unique perils of our day and age. Awakened, land dwelling, octopi and other nonsensical dangers are no laughing matter.
#Shadowrun
HR will be hosting a workshop called “That’s Not Funny, My Brother Died That Way” about being sensitive to the unique perils of our day and age. Awakened, land dwelling, octopi and other nonsensical dangers are no laughing matter.
#Shadowrun
MEMO:
Mr. Lofwyr wishes me to inform all employees that he is displeased that after all this time you have not managed to monetize love.
#Shadowrun
Mr. Lofwyr wishes me to inform all employees that he is displeased that after all this time you have not managed to monetize love.
#Shadowrun
February 3, 2026 at 9:57 PM
MEMO:
Mr. Lofwyr wishes me to inform all employees that he is displeased that after all this time you have not managed to monetize love.
#Shadowrun
Mr. Lofwyr wishes me to inform all employees that he is displeased that after all this time you have not managed to monetize love.
#Shadowrun
MEMO:
Don’t drink the soykaf on floor 13! It’s been dosed with something and several employees have sprouted mandibles!
#Shadowrun
Don’t drink the soykaf on floor 13! It’s been dosed with something and several employees have sprouted mandibles!
#Shadowrun
February 2, 2026 at 9:59 PM
MEMO:
Don’t drink the soykaf on floor 13! It’s been dosed with something and several employees have sprouted mandibles!
#Shadowrun
Don’t drink the soykaf on floor 13! It’s been dosed with something and several employees have sprouted mandibles!
#Shadowrun
MEMO:
I expect that there will be a significant number of vacancies for the Grand Tour this year.
In fact I will personally see to it that there are.
-L
#Shadowrun
I expect that there will be a significant number of vacancies for the Grand Tour this year.
In fact I will personally see to it that there are.
-L
#Shadowrun
February 1, 2026 at 3:46 PM
MEMO:
I expect that there will be a significant number of vacancies for the Grand Tour this year.
In fact I will personally see to it that there are.
-L
#Shadowrun
I expect that there will be a significant number of vacancies for the Grand Tour this year.
In fact I will personally see to it that there are.
-L
#Shadowrun
IRREGULAR ASSETS:
Teams will proceed to (7.8684556, -82.4465078) and await The Sign.
#Shadowrun #Plothook
Teams will proceed to (7.8684556, -82.4465078) and await The Sign.
#Shadowrun #Plothook
January 30, 2026 at 5:22 AM
IRREGULAR ASSETS:
Teams will proceed to (7.8684556, -82.4465078) and await The Sign.
#Shadowrun #Plothook
Teams will proceed to (7.8684556, -82.4465078) and await The Sign.
#Shadowrun #Plothook
MEMO:
You may want to temporarily suspend any shadowruns you are coordinating, Employees. They are RILED. UP. out there.
#Shadowrun
You may want to temporarily suspend any shadowruns you are coordinating, Employees. They are RILED. UP. out there.
#Shadowrun
January 28, 2026 at 11:52 PM
MEMO:
You may want to temporarily suspend any shadowruns you are coordinating, Employees. They are RILED. UP. out there.
#Shadowrun
You may want to temporarily suspend any shadowruns you are coordinating, Employees. They are RILED. UP. out there.
#Shadowrun
MEMO:
There is an inflection point in any struggle that I always recommend paying attention to.
When the Grannies are in the streets.
Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
-L
#Shadowrun
There is an inflection point in any struggle that I always recommend paying attention to.
When the Grannies are in the streets.
Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
-L
#Shadowrun
January 26, 2026 at 7:49 PM
MEMO:
There is an inflection point in any struggle that I always recommend paying attention to.
When the Grannies are in the streets.
Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
-L
#Shadowrun
There is an inflection point in any struggle that I always recommend paying attention to.
When the Grannies are in the streets.
Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
-L
#Shadowrun
Reposted by Memos From Lofwyr
Jack into the original version of #Shadowrun with Shadowrun: First Edition: Anniversary Reproduction!
Arm yourself, chummer. The Sixth World awaits...
bit.ly/SR-1st-Ed-Repro
#ttrpg #roleplayinggame #fantasy #roleplaying #classic #magic #cyberpunk #dystopia #tabletop
Arm yourself, chummer. The Sixth World awaits...
bit.ly/SR-1st-Ed-Repro
#ttrpg #roleplayinggame #fantasy #roleplaying #classic #magic #cyberpunk #dystopia #tabletop
January 22, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Jack into the original version of #Shadowrun with Shadowrun: First Edition: Anniversary Reproduction!
Arm yourself, chummer. The Sixth World awaits...
bit.ly/SR-1st-Ed-Repro
#ttrpg #roleplayinggame #fantasy #roleplaying #classic #magic #cyberpunk #dystopia #tabletop
Arm yourself, chummer. The Sixth World awaits...
bit.ly/SR-1st-Ed-Repro
#ttrpg #roleplayinggame #fantasy #roleplaying #classic #magic #cyberpunk #dystopia #tabletop
NEW!!!
Saeder-Krupp Flavored Jackboots are perfect for your security, police, and paramilitary forces! Flavor Kick™️ crystals embedded in the soles are activated by saliva and release a delicious taste of authority! Flavors include Compliance Kiwi, Bully Berry, and Classic Rubber!
#Shadowrun #NERPs
Saeder-Krupp Flavored Jackboots are perfect for your security, police, and paramilitary forces! Flavor Kick™️ crystals embedded in the soles are activated by saliva and release a delicious taste of authority! Flavors include Compliance Kiwi, Bully Berry, and Classic Rubber!
#Shadowrun #NERPs
January 22, 2026 at 3:27 PM
NEW!!!
Saeder-Krupp Flavored Jackboots are perfect for your security, police, and paramilitary forces! Flavor Kick™️ crystals embedded in the soles are activated by saliva and release a delicious taste of authority! Flavors include Compliance Kiwi, Bully Berry, and Classic Rubber!
#Shadowrun #NERPs
Saeder-Krupp Flavored Jackboots are perfect for your security, police, and paramilitary forces! Flavor Kick™️ crystals embedded in the soles are activated by saliva and release a delicious taste of authority! Flavors include Compliance Kiwi, Bully Berry, and Classic Rubber!
#Shadowrun #NERPs
MEMO:
For those of you on the Optimized Leadership Island Retreat the Company has received your distress call and a chopper is en route.
Now, using teamwork, determine how best to evacuate 20 (or those remaining) people using local materials and one six seat helicopter!
#Shadowrun
For those of you on the Optimized Leadership Island Retreat the Company has received your distress call and a chopper is en route.
Now, using teamwork, determine how best to evacuate 20 (or those remaining) people using local materials and one six seat helicopter!
#Shadowrun
January 21, 2026 at 1:50 AM
MEMO:
For those of you on the Optimized Leadership Island Retreat the Company has received your distress call and a chopper is en route.
Now, using teamwork, determine how best to evacuate 20 (or those remaining) people using local materials and one six seat helicopter!
#Shadowrun
For those of you on the Optimized Leadership Island Retreat the Company has received your distress call and a chopper is en route.
Now, using teamwork, determine how best to evacuate 20 (or those remaining) people using local materials and one six seat helicopter!
#Shadowrun
MEMO:
I see that the elite civilian pacification force is being stymied by … water balloons and winter weather? That can’t be right…
#Shadowrun
I see that the elite civilian pacification force is being stymied by … water balloons and winter weather? That can’t be right…
#Shadowrun
January 18, 2026 at 4:18 PM
MEMO:
I see that the elite civilian pacification force is being stymied by … water balloons and winter weather? That can’t be right…
#Shadowrun
I see that the elite civilian pacification force is being stymied by … water balloons and winter weather? That can’t be right…
#Shadowrun
MEMO:
It is Saeder-Krupp’s position that if a prize recipient gives you their award it totally counts as yours.
The Company recommends that El Presidente place the award in a frequently used meeting room with good acoustics.
#Shadowrun
It is Saeder-Krupp’s position that if a prize recipient gives you their award it totally counts as yours.
The Company recommends that El Presidente place the award in a frequently used meeting room with good acoustics.
#Shadowrun
January 16, 2026 at 11:04 PM
MEMO:
It is Saeder-Krupp’s position that if a prize recipient gives you their award it totally counts as yours.
The Company recommends that El Presidente place the award in a frequently used meeting room with good acoustics.
#Shadowrun
It is Saeder-Krupp’s position that if a prize recipient gives you their award it totally counts as yours.
The Company recommends that El Presidente place the award in a frequently used meeting room with good acoustics.
#Shadowrun
MEMO:
Congratulations to Saeder-Krupp subsidiary Arianespace on successfully setting the new record for the highest altitude fist fight yet recorded!
#Shadowrun
Congratulations to Saeder-Krupp subsidiary Arianespace on successfully setting the new record for the highest altitude fist fight yet recorded!
#Shadowrun
January 15, 2026 at 9:15 PM
MEMO:
Congratulations to Saeder-Krupp subsidiary Arianespace on successfully setting the new record for the highest altitude fist fight yet recorded!
#Shadowrun
Congratulations to Saeder-Krupp subsidiary Arianespace on successfully setting the new record for the highest altitude fist fight yet recorded!
#Shadowrun
That happened to me and it wasn’t funny.
comic strip about an office worker turned assassin who goes after the man who created him
Killbert
Killbert
January 14, 2026 at 3:21 PM
That happened to me and it wasn’t funny.
MEMO:
Extra security will be posted in Havener’s division today, as she got into a little scuffle with Bob Ewart from Mitsuhama this past weekend.
You would be surprised how popular sword canes still are among the Grand Tour set.
#Shadowrun
Extra security will be posted in Havener’s division today, as she got into a little scuffle with Bob Ewart from Mitsuhama this past weekend.
You would be surprised how popular sword canes still are among the Grand Tour set.
#Shadowrun
January 14, 2026 at 3:17 PM
MEMO:
Extra security will be posted in Havener’s division today, as she got into a little scuffle with Bob Ewart from Mitsuhama this past weekend.
You would be surprised how popular sword canes still are among the Grand Tour set.
#Shadowrun
Extra security will be posted in Havener’s division today, as she got into a little scuffle with Bob Ewart from Mitsuhama this past weekend.
You would be surprised how popular sword canes still are among the Grand Tour set.
#Shadowrun
Reposted by Memos From Lofwyr
America today is such that I am able to simply quote political leaders daily without breaking character as an insane incompetent AI dictator.
January 13, 2026 at 1:41 AM
America today is such that I am able to simply quote political leaders daily without breaking character as an insane incompetent AI dictator.
MEMO:
No matter how many safety warnings we put in place, people never seem to understand that stowing away on board the Mt. Kilimanjaro Mass Driver will only result in a greasy stain in the back of the shipping container.
#Shadowrun
No matter how many safety warnings we put in place, people never seem to understand that stowing away on board the Mt. Kilimanjaro Mass Driver will only result in a greasy stain in the back of the shipping container.
#Shadowrun
January 12, 2026 at 6:40 PM
MEMO:
No matter how many safety warnings we put in place, people never seem to understand that stowing away on board the Mt. Kilimanjaro Mass Driver will only result in a greasy stain in the back of the shipping container.
#Shadowrun
No matter how many safety warnings we put in place, people never seem to understand that stowing away on board the Mt. Kilimanjaro Mass Driver will only result in a greasy stain in the back of the shipping container.
#Shadowrun
OOC: This is a hard moment to pretend to be a corporate megalomaniac, even for satirical or nerdy purposes. I neither want to joke through what is happening nor remain silent. This account unequivocally supports the dignity of all persecuted people and is avowedly antifascist.
🚫🧊
#Shadowrun
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#Shadowrun
January 10, 2026 at 7:10 PM
OOC: This is a hard moment to pretend to be a corporate megalomaniac, even for satirical or nerdy purposes. I neither want to joke through what is happening nor remain silent. This account unequivocally supports the dignity of all persecuted people and is avowedly antifascist.
🚫🧊
#Shadowrun
🚫🧊
#Shadowrun
MEMO:
The company is taking the inappropriate actions of Spinrad’s pet AI seriously. All images of Saeder-Krupp employees are the intellectual property of Saeder-Krupp and this is blatant theft.
#Shadowrun
The company is taking the inappropriate actions of Spinrad’s pet AI seriously. All images of Saeder-Krupp employees are the intellectual property of Saeder-Krupp and this is blatant theft.
#Shadowrun
January 9, 2026 at 9:42 PM
MEMO:
The company is taking the inappropriate actions of Spinrad’s pet AI seriously. All images of Saeder-Krupp employees are the intellectual property of Saeder-Krupp and this is blatant theft.
#Shadowrun
The company is taking the inappropriate actions of Spinrad’s pet AI seriously. All images of Saeder-Krupp employees are the intellectual property of Saeder-Krupp and this is blatant theft.
#Shadowrun