Memos From Lofwyr
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Memos from Saeder-Krupp President & CEO, Lofwyr.
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Views are those of an imaginary dragon.
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#Shadowrun
Views are those of an imaginary dragon.
Also on Discord: discord.gg/6WRBhZY7
And Mastodon: shadowland.social/@Memos_from_...
#Shadowrun
when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."
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November 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
MEMO:
We are aware of the reports of an unidentified dracoform destroying checkpoints along the Finnish-Russian border. Employees will please remain calm until we can ascertain further details.
#Shadowrun #Plothook
We are aware of the reports of an unidentified dracoform destroying checkpoints along the Finnish-Russian border. Employees will please remain calm until we can ascertain further details.
#Shadowrun #Plothook
November 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
MEMO:
We are aware of the reports of an unidentified dracoform destroying checkpoints along the Finnish-Russian border. Employees will please remain calm until we can ascertain further details.
#Shadowrun #Plothook
We are aware of the reports of an unidentified dracoform destroying checkpoints along the Finnish-Russian border. Employees will please remain calm until we can ascertain further details.
#Shadowrun #Plothook
MEMO:
As the first blizzard of the season approaches, expect some audacious maneuvers by Swiss Miss Corporation. They always feel emboldened at this time of year.
-L
#Shadowrun
As the first blizzard of the season approaches, expect some audacious maneuvers by Swiss Miss Corporation. They always feel emboldened at this time of year.
-L
#Shadowrun
November 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
MEMO:
As the first blizzard of the season approaches, expect some audacious maneuvers by Swiss Miss Corporation. They always feel emboldened at this time of year.
-L
#Shadowrun
As the first blizzard of the season approaches, expect some audacious maneuvers by Swiss Miss Corporation. They always feel emboldened at this time of year.
-L
#Shadowrun
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In other news: war is peace, freedom is slavery, and ignorance is strength.
November 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM
In other news: war is peace, freedom is slavery, and ignorance is strength.
MEMO:
Maj. Freiburg will be presenting today on a research passion project she has been working on for the past three years - “Incapacitating An Intruder With Common Office Supplies.”
This will count as one of your mandatory safety meetings for the year.
#Shadowrun
Maj. Freiburg will be presenting today on a research passion project she has been working on for the past three years - “Incapacitating An Intruder With Common Office Supplies.”
This will count as one of your mandatory safety meetings for the year.
#Shadowrun
November 21, 2025 at 3:35 PM
MEMO:
Maj. Freiburg will be presenting today on a research passion project she has been working on for the past three years - “Incapacitating An Intruder With Common Office Supplies.”
This will count as one of your mandatory safety meetings for the year.
#Shadowrun
Maj. Freiburg will be presenting today on a research passion project she has been working on for the past three years - “Incapacitating An Intruder With Common Office Supplies.”
This will count as one of your mandatory safety meetings for the year.
#Shadowrun
MEMO:
Mr. Lofwyr has authorized all journalists from Saeder-Krupp affiliate media organizations to return fire as appropriate.
#Shadowrun
Mr. Lofwyr has authorized all journalists from Saeder-Krupp affiliate media organizations to return fire as appropriate.
#Shadowrun
November 20, 2025 at 3:24 AM
MEMO:
Mr. Lofwyr has authorized all journalists from Saeder-Krupp affiliate media organizations to return fire as appropriate.
#Shadowrun
Mr. Lofwyr has authorized all journalists from Saeder-Krupp affiliate media organizations to return fire as appropriate.
#Shadowrun
MEMO:
I do not “LOL” very often, but I did once get to see a matrix celebrity famous for his misogyny act aggressively toward a tall woman with red hair once.
The woman was Hestaby.
I was still “LOL” when the rest of the restaurant started screaming. -L
#Shadowrun
I do not “LOL” very often, but I did once get to see a matrix celebrity famous for his misogyny act aggressively toward a tall woman with red hair once.
The woman was Hestaby.
I was still “LOL” when the rest of the restaurant started screaming. -L
#Shadowrun
November 18, 2025 at 10:21 PM
MEMO:
I do not “LOL” very often, but I did once get to see a matrix celebrity famous for his misogyny act aggressively toward a tall woman with red hair once.
The woman was Hestaby.
I was still “LOL” when the rest of the restaurant started screaming. -L
#Shadowrun
I do not “LOL” very often, but I did once get to see a matrix celebrity famous for his misogyny act aggressively toward a tall woman with red hair once.
The woman was Hestaby.
I was still “LOL” when the rest of the restaurant started screaming. -L
#Shadowrun
MEMO:
As comically corrupt and ridiculous as our world may be, I do sometimes have an inkling that there is another, more ridiculous one… -L
#Shadowrun
As comically corrupt and ridiculous as our world may be, I do sometimes have an inkling that there is another, more ridiculous one… -L
#Shadowrun
November 15, 2025 at 4:37 PM
MEMO:
As comically corrupt and ridiculous as our world may be, I do sometimes have an inkling that there is another, more ridiculous one… -L
#Shadowrun
As comically corrupt and ridiculous as our world may be, I do sometimes have an inkling that there is another, more ridiculous one… -L
#Shadowrun
MEMO:
At Mr. Lofwyr’s address to junior executives today he made clear that advancement is not a “management track” so much as it is a Darwinian self-selection of individuals with the aptitude, cunning, and sociopathic tendencies necessary for leadership roles.
#Shadowrun
At Mr. Lofwyr’s address to junior executives today he made clear that advancement is not a “management track” so much as it is a Darwinian self-selection of individuals with the aptitude, cunning, and sociopathic tendencies necessary for leadership roles.
#Shadowrun
November 14, 2025 at 2:48 PM
MEMO:
At Mr. Lofwyr’s address to junior executives today he made clear that advancement is not a “management track” so much as it is a Darwinian self-selection of individuals with the aptitude, cunning, and sociopathic tendencies necessary for leadership roles.
#Shadowrun
At Mr. Lofwyr’s address to junior executives today he made clear that advancement is not a “management track” so much as it is a Darwinian self-selection of individuals with the aptitude, cunning, and sociopathic tendencies necessary for leadership roles.
#Shadowrun
MEMO:
Why does luring the worst people to a fake meeting on a desert island and then napalming it ALWAYS work? And why does it never get any less funny?
#Shadowrun
Why does luring the worst people to a fake meeting on a desert island and then napalming it ALWAYS work? And why does it never get any less funny?
#Shadowrun
November 13, 2025 at 2:52 PM
MEMO:
Why does luring the worst people to a fake meeting on a desert island and then napalming it ALWAYS work? And why does it never get any less funny?
#Shadowrun
Why does luring the worst people to a fake meeting on a desert island and then napalming it ALWAYS work? And why does it never get any less funny?
#Shadowrun
MEMO:
Government Relations has implemented a new coding practice for the external kompromat filing system. You can request files coded YELLOW and above via the usual process. However, those coded BLACK must be viewed in the presence of a company trauma counselor.
#Shadowrun
Government Relations has implemented a new coding practice for the external kompromat filing system. You can request files coded YELLOW and above via the usual process. However, those coded BLACK must be viewed in the presence of a company trauma counselor.
#Shadowrun
November 12, 2025 at 11:43 PM
MEMO:
Government Relations has implemented a new coding practice for the external kompromat filing system. You can request files coded YELLOW and above via the usual process. However, those coded BLACK must be viewed in the presence of a company trauma counselor.
#Shadowrun
Government Relations has implemented a new coding practice for the external kompromat filing system. You can request files coded YELLOW and above via the usual process. However, those coded BLACK must be viewed in the presence of a company trauma counselor.
#Shadowrun
IRREGULAR ASSETS:
I am seeking a matrix savvy team to insert a code I have obtained that will make Johnny Spinrad’s AI girlfriend subtly adopt the vocal mannerisms of his psychotic father. -L
#Shadowrun
I am seeking a matrix savvy team to insert a code I have obtained that will make Johnny Spinrad’s AI girlfriend subtly adopt the vocal mannerisms of his psychotic father. -L
#Shadowrun
November 12, 2025 at 2:20 AM
IRREGULAR ASSETS:
I am seeking a matrix savvy team to insert a code I have obtained that will make Johnny Spinrad’s AI girlfriend subtly adopt the vocal mannerisms of his psychotic father. -L
#Shadowrun
I am seeking a matrix savvy team to insert a code I have obtained that will make Johnny Spinrad’s AI girlfriend subtly adopt the vocal mannerisms of his psychotic father. -L
#Shadowrun
MEMO:
It was a great day at the christening of Ares newest state of the art ore boat. As the big freighters go it is bigger than most. And their crew and their captain seem well-seasoned.
#Shadowrun
It was a great day at the christening of Ares newest state of the art ore boat. As the big freighters go it is bigger than most. And their crew and their captain seem well-seasoned.
#Shadowrun
November 11, 2025 at 12:48 AM
MEMO:
It was a great day at the christening of Ares newest state of the art ore boat. As the big freighters go it is bigger than most. And their crew and their captain seem well-seasoned.
#Shadowrun
It was a great day at the christening of Ares newest state of the art ore boat. As the big freighters go it is bigger than most. And their crew and their captain seem well-seasoned.
#Shadowrun
MEMO:
Shadowrunners were interrupted last night attempting to steal samples of subsidiary HeavenScent’s latest proprietary scented body oil. Security reports that the shootout was “messy and extremely hot.”
#Shadowrun
Shadowrunners were interrupted last night attempting to steal samples of subsidiary HeavenScent’s latest proprietary scented body oil. Security reports that the shootout was “messy and extremely hot.”
#Shadowrun
November 9, 2025 at 12:42 AM
MEMO:
Shadowrunners were interrupted last night attempting to steal samples of subsidiary HeavenScent’s latest proprietary scented body oil. Security reports that the shootout was “messy and extremely hot.”
#Shadowrun
Shadowrunners were interrupted last night attempting to steal samples of subsidiary HeavenScent’s latest proprietary scented body oil. Security reports that the shootout was “messy and extremely hot.”
#Shadowrun
MEMO:
Following the recent assault on Saeder-Krupp security services, sandwiches greater than 6” in length are not permitted on Saeder-Krupp property.
#Shadowrun
Following the recent assault on Saeder-Krupp security services, sandwiches greater than 6” in length are not permitted on Saeder-Krupp property.
#Shadowrun
November 7, 2025 at 1:01 PM
MEMO:
Following the recent assault on Saeder-Krupp security services, sandwiches greater than 6” in length are not permitted on Saeder-Krupp property.
#Shadowrun
Following the recent assault on Saeder-Krupp security services, sandwiches greater than 6” in length are not permitted on Saeder-Krupp property.
#Shadowrun
MEMO:
Jenkins will be providing a briefing on the current status of our stakeholder suppression efforts tomorrow at 2:00.
#Shadowrun
Jenkins will be providing a briefing on the current status of our stakeholder suppression efforts tomorrow at 2:00.
#Shadowrun
November 5, 2025 at 11:14 PM
MEMO:
Jenkins will be providing a briefing on the current status of our stakeholder suppression efforts tomorrow at 2:00.
#Shadowrun
Jenkins will be providing a briefing on the current status of our stakeholder suppression efforts tomorrow at 2:00.
#Shadowrun
IRREGULAR ASSETS:
Seeking a discreet team to proceed to 55° 56′ 38.78″ N, 3° 9′ 42.74″ W and locate the eighteenth and final coffin.
The aim is to prevent another collector from obtaining them all, so be prepared for competition.
This will not be pleasant or easy. -L
#Shadowrun #Plothook
Seeking a discreet team to proceed to 55° 56′ 38.78″ N, 3° 9′ 42.74″ W and locate the eighteenth and final coffin.
The aim is to prevent another collector from obtaining them all, so be prepared for competition.
This will not be pleasant or easy. -L
#Shadowrun #Plothook
November 4, 2025 at 7:26 PM
IRREGULAR ASSETS:
Seeking a discreet team to proceed to 55° 56′ 38.78″ N, 3° 9′ 42.74″ W and locate the eighteenth and final coffin.
The aim is to prevent another collector from obtaining them all, so be prepared for competition.
This will not be pleasant or easy. -L
#Shadowrun #Plothook
Seeking a discreet team to proceed to 55° 56′ 38.78″ N, 3° 9′ 42.74″ W and locate the eighteenth and final coffin.
The aim is to prevent another collector from obtaining them all, so be prepared for competition.
This will not be pleasant or easy. -L
#Shadowrun #Plothook
November 4, 2025 at 1:43 AM
MEMO:
Of all the axe-fights I have been a part of at corporate summits, that was a weird one.
#Shadowrun
Of all the axe-fights I have been a part of at corporate summits, that was a weird one.
#Shadowrun
November 2, 2025 at 3:22 PM
MEMO:
Of all the axe-fights I have been a part of at corporate summits, that was a weird one.
#Shadowrun
Of all the axe-fights I have been a part of at corporate summits, that was a weird one.
#Shadowrun
MEMO:
I had my doubts re: Mr. Lofwyr having me attend this corporate summit at the accursed Castle Blutwahnsinn, but it has been worth it to realize that they are all against me. They always have been. Traitors. Good thing I have this axe. My only friend. The axe. Traitors.
#Shadowrun #Halloween
I had my doubts re: Mr. Lofwyr having me attend this corporate summit at the accursed Castle Blutwahnsinn, but it has been worth it to realize that they are all against me. They always have been. Traitors. Good thing I have this axe. My only friend. The axe. Traitors.
#Shadowrun #Halloween
October 31, 2025 at 4:08 PM
MEMO:
I had my doubts re: Mr. Lofwyr having me attend this corporate summit at the accursed Castle Blutwahnsinn, but it has been worth it to realize that they are all against me. They always have been. Traitors. Good thing I have this axe. My only friend. The axe. Traitors.
#Shadowrun #Halloween
I had my doubts re: Mr. Lofwyr having me attend this corporate summit at the accursed Castle Blutwahnsinn, but it has been worth it to realize that they are all against me. They always have been. Traitors. Good thing I have this axe. My only friend. The axe. Traitors.
#Shadowrun #Halloween
As the world’s greatest capitalist I endorse this. -L
Psst. Hey, hey buddy!
You want some #Insurance?
For just 188.99 credits, we'll cover the first 150 credits of your next major expense. Good deal, yeah?
Courtesy of your friends in Free Enterprise.
You want some #Insurance?
For just 188.99 credits, we'll cover the first 150 credits of your next major expense. Good deal, yeah?
Courtesy of your friends in Free Enterprise.
October 31, 2025 at 4:02 PM
As the world’s greatest capitalist I endorse this. -L
MEMO:
Mr. Lofwyr doesn’t really use insults the way metahumans do, but he is fond of “dolt” as a descriptor.
#Shadowrun
Mr. Lofwyr doesn’t really use insults the way metahumans do, but he is fond of “dolt” as a descriptor.
#Shadowrun
October 30, 2025 at 6:14 PM
MEMO:
Mr. Lofwyr doesn’t really use insults the way metahumans do, but he is fond of “dolt” as a descriptor.
#Shadowrun
Mr. Lofwyr doesn’t really use insults the way metahumans do, but he is fond of “dolt” as a descriptor.
#Shadowrun
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MEMO:
GIS Department, please add 61°32′50″N 125°35′22″W to the “No Company Travel” list.
Like I told Damien Knight, don’t send anyone here if you want them to retain their head. I would have thought Einhard knew better. Oh well.
-L
#Shadowrun #Halloween
GIS Department, please add 61°32′50″N 125°35′22″W to the “No Company Travel” list.
Like I told Damien Knight, don’t send anyone here if you want them to retain their head. I would have thought Einhard knew better. Oh well.
-L
#Shadowrun #Halloween
October 28, 2025 at 2:51 PM
MEMO:
GIS Department, please add 61°32′50″N 125°35′22″W to the “No Company Travel” list.
Like I told Damien Knight, don’t send anyone here if you want them to retain their head. I would have thought Einhard knew better. Oh well.
-L
#Shadowrun #Halloween
GIS Department, please add 61°32′50″N 125°35′22″W to the “No Company Travel” list.
Like I told Damien Knight, don’t send anyone here if you want them to retain their head. I would have thought Einhard knew better. Oh well.
-L
#Shadowrun #Halloween
MEMO:
We are aware of the mothman or mothmen disrupting operations in West Virginia and have assets in the field addressing it. Please try to maintain your grip on sanity while we deal with this. Thank you.
#Shadowrun
We are aware of the mothman or mothmen disrupting operations in West Virginia and have assets in the field addressing it. Please try to maintain your grip on sanity while we deal with this. Thank you.
#Shadowrun
October 26, 2025 at 3:49 PM
MEMO:
We are aware of the mothman or mothmen disrupting operations in West Virginia and have assets in the field addressing it. Please try to maintain your grip on sanity while we deal with this. Thank you.
#Shadowrun
We are aware of the mothman or mothmen disrupting operations in West Virginia and have assets in the field addressing it. Please try to maintain your grip on sanity while we deal with this. Thank you.
#Shadowrun