Lock the Raven (Bird Emperor of the Moon)
@locktheraven.bsky.social
Legally distinct angry bird from internet who yell. Also sometimes stream. Twitch.tv/LockTheRaven
"Welcome to the land where everyone's hot. You won't be welcome here. We've come to ask you to leave."
November 12, 2025 at 3:15 AM
"Welcome to the land where everyone's hot. You won't be welcome here. We've come to ask you to leave."
The brave TOS policy of "You can just choose not to look at the bigots"
October 8, 2025 at 12:39 PM
The brave TOS policy of "You can just choose not to look at the bigots"
Hey we're cleaning money. Cool. Anyway graphic by @runwyld.bsky.social
September 30, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Hey we're cleaning money. Cool. Anyway graphic by @runwyld.bsky.social
You want entertainment, I need teeth, maybe we can make a deal. Join me as I work on a space elevator or something. Graphic by @runwyld.bsky.social
September 29, 2025 at 11:06 PM
You want entertainment, I need teeth, maybe we can make a deal. Join me as I work on a space elevator or something. Graphic by @runwyld.bsky.social
I'm glad we live in a country where our President can just wake up and go "What industry do I want to fuck up today?"
September 26, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I'm glad we live in a country where our President can just wake up and go "What industry do I want to fuck up today?"
I'm glad RFK Jr figured out what causes autism after minutes of research.
September 22, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I'm glad RFK Jr figured out what causes autism after minutes of research.
Ow, my deck. Streaming some bullshit because your internet bird dad needs mouth surgery. Or something. Graphic by @runwyld.bsky.social
September 22, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Ow, my deck. Streaming some bullshit because your internet bird dad needs mouth surgery. Or something. Graphic by @runwyld.bsky.social
Hey kids. So Dad slipped trying to avoid stepping barefoot on a nail (did that) but ended up falling in such a way he basically punched himself in the face and broke a molar.
So I guess we're gonna figure out how much a root canal costs.
So I guess we're gonna figure out how much a root canal costs.
September 21, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Hey kids. So Dad slipped trying to avoid stepping barefoot on a nail (did that) but ended up falling in such a way he basically punched himself in the face and broke a molar.
So I guess we're gonna figure out how much a root canal costs.
So I guess we're gonna figure out how much a root canal costs.
When you realize a lot of people think legitimate activism is buying/not buying Ben and Jerry's things begin to make a lot more sense.
September 17, 2025 at 1:00 PM
When you realize a lot of people think legitimate activism is buying/not buying Ben and Jerry's things begin to make a lot more sense.
Big supernaturals.
Is that anything?
Is that anything?
September 16, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Big supernaturals.
Is that anything?
Is that anything?
Holy shit I'm alive, and streaming, and I have bills!
September 12, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Holy shit I'm alive, and streaming, and I have bills!
It's what Charlie would have wanted.
September 11, 2025 at 5:18 PM
It's what Charlie would have wanted.
Reposted by Lock the Raven (Bird Emperor of the Moon)
August 14, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Is this Bioshock but English? Playing Atomfall right now, this minute on twitch. Graphic by @runwyld.bsky.social
August 10, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Is this Bioshock but English? Playing Atomfall right now, this minute on twitch. Graphic by @runwyld.bsky.social
There's oil in them there hills or somethin. Graphic by @runwyld.bsky.social
August 9, 2025 at 12:59 AM
There's oil in them there hills or somethin. Graphic by @runwyld.bsky.social
Sometimes you just gotta throw a bird into a man's neck and kill him I guess. Graphic by @runwyld.bsky.social
August 7, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Sometimes you just gotta throw a bird into a man's neck and kill him I guess. Graphic by @runwyld.bsky.social
Howdy, I'm Mr. DNA and Imma jackslap the shit outta you if you interrupt me talkin about dinosaurs. Graphic by @runwyld.bsky.social
August 6, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Howdy, I'm Mr. DNA and Imma jackslap the shit outta you if you interrupt me talkin about dinosaurs. Graphic by @runwyld.bsky.social
Lord have mercy I'm about to bust (out of prison). Perverts. Graphic by @runwyld.bsky.social
August 4, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Lord have mercy I'm about to bust (out of prison). Perverts. Graphic by @runwyld.bsky.social
Wow streaming, maybe good...maybe bad. I'm trying. Graphic by @runwyld.bsky.social
July 28, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Wow streaming, maybe good...maybe bad. I'm trying. Graphic by @runwyld.bsky.social
Simulators tonight folks, lets see what we got. Graphic by @runwyld.bsky.social
July 26, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Simulators tonight folks, lets see what we got. Graphic by @runwyld.bsky.social
Well this is fucking awkward...
July 25, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Well this is fucking awkward...
Remember that time I fucked up and didn't stream for 20 days? Yeah me too. Meeeee too. Anyway I'm streaming. Graphic by @runwyld.bsky.social
July 25, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Remember that time I fucked up and didn't stream for 20 days? Yeah me too. Meeeee too. Anyway I'm streaming. Graphic by @runwyld.bsky.social
Reposted by Lock the Raven (Bird Emperor of the Moon)
this is what you look like as a Harry Potter fan in 2025
July 16, 2025 at 1:30 PM
this is what you look like as a Harry Potter fan in 2025
Lock? Streaming? It's more likely than you think. Graphic by @runwyld.bsky.social
July 4, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Lock? Streaming? It's more likely than you think. Graphic by @runwyld.bsky.social