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when you were partying, i played a video game. When you were having premarital sex, i played a different video game. while you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity, i played yet another video game.
imagine giving backshots to a twink with a poster like this in his room
January 31, 2026 at 5:41 AM
when you were partying, i played a video game. When you were having premarital sex, i played a different video game. while you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity, i played yet another video game.
catherine o'hara was a beacon of light and once the world has crumbled to dust, she will have been the funniest human being to ever walk the face of it
January 30, 2026 at 7:27 PM
catherine o'hara was a beacon of light and once the world has crumbled to dust, she will have been the funniest human being to ever walk the face of it
logging off of the what's will stancil up to app
January 30, 2026 at 5:19 AM
logging off of the what's will stancil up to app
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explaining a boycott to a dutch person; so imagine a burger
January 29, 2026 at 8:12 AM
explaining a boycott to a dutch person; so imagine a burger
the paul is dead conspiracy, but it's air bud
January 5, 2026 at 1:38 PM
the paul is dead conspiracy, but it's air bud
anybody have 200 bucks i could borrow? it's kind of urgent
January 2, 2026 at 1:20 AM
anybody have 200 bucks i could borrow? it's kind of urgent
the guy who spent the last decade crying about the fall of civilization because artists don't produce enough greco-romanesque marble sculptures to guy actively cheering on the prospect of ai replacing every facet of the creative process behind all current forms of human expression pipeline
January 1, 2026 at 11:13 PM
the guy who spent the last decade crying about the fall of civilization because artists don't produce enough greco-romanesque marble sculptures to guy actively cheering on the prospect of ai replacing every facet of the creative process behind all current forms of human expression pipeline
narrator: and the gamers never had another year again
January 1, 2026 at 3:38 AM
narrator: and the gamers never had another year again
i'm here you gotaas
December 31, 2025 at 2:11 PM
i'm here you gotaas
lmao bro i just had the funniest idea ok so a dad in a sitcom bro a sitcom episode where the dad has to go on a diet bro like steamed broccoli and chicken type shit lmao it's on his plate bro and he is just staring at it bro hahaha and his family is eating fried chicken and he's all angry hahaha
December 30, 2025 at 2:08 PM
lmao bro i just had the funniest idea ok so a dad in a sitcom bro a sitcom episode where the dad has to go on a diet bro like steamed broccoli and chicken type shit lmao it's on his plate bro and he is just staring at it bro hahaha and his family is eating fried chicken and he's all angry hahaha
santa claus weighing my heart on a scale against a feather
December 24, 2025 at 2:06 PM
santa claus weighing my heart on a scale against a feather
getting high (lorazepam) and becoming a haunted VHS tape that marks people for death 7 (seven) days after they watch me
December 23, 2025 at 1:44 AM
getting high (lorazepam) and becoming a haunted VHS tape that marks people for death 7 (seven) days after they watch me
gumby's dick is just a normal dick. it doesn't stretch or change shapes or anything cool, that's why they never showed it in any episodes.
I was just wondering what Gumby's penis would be like if Gumby had a penis.
December 22, 2025 at 5:17 PM
gumby's dick is just a normal dick. it doesn't stretch or change shapes or anything cool, that's why they never showed it in any episodes.
the hill i choose to die on
December 21, 2025 at 3:19 AM
the hill i choose to die on
[at job interview] my greatest strength is that when i fuck something up i play it off legit
December 18, 2025 at 2:11 PM
[at job interview] my greatest strength is that when i fuck something up i play it off legit
patiently, with love, explaining to my cat that he's just a little dude. a gordy. a little gordito. a little doodle. a deet doot.
December 17, 2025 at 2:45 AM
patiently, with love, explaining to my cat that he's just a little dude. a gordy. a little gordito. a little doodle. a deet doot.
getting really high (weed) and becoming a child psychologist that doesnt realize he is dead
December 12, 2025 at 12:57 AM
getting really high (weed) and becoming a child psychologist that doesnt realize he is dead
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Playlist entitled "Birthday party magician who folds immediately under pressure"
December 11, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Playlist entitled "Birthday party magician who folds immediately under pressure"
not the big thing here, but another thing no normal person could ever possibly want is a transparent phone
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 11, 2025 at 12:39 AM
not the big thing here, but another thing no normal person could ever possibly want is a transparent phone
according to your bloodwork, you lack tenacity, sticktuitiveness, and you have dangerously low levels of explosiveness off the draw. unfortunately there's nothing i or anyone else can do for you but pray
December 7, 2025 at 3:54 PM
according to your bloodwork, you lack tenacity, sticktuitiveness, and you have dangerously low levels of explosiveness off the draw. unfortunately there's nothing i or anyone else can do for you but pray
look asshole, all i'm saying is that if you don't want me licking your lamp, maybe buy one that isn't made of delicious himalayan salt
December 6, 2025 at 5:28 PM
look asshole, all i'm saying is that if you don't want me licking your lamp, maybe buy one that isn't made of delicious himalayan salt
i was never really interested in star trek as a kid but for some reason watched our family's vhs copy of star trek: generations hundreds of times. it is my only insight into the series. i assume the nexus is a cornerstone that plays a very important role throughout, but i will never know.
[guy talking loudly on phone] christmas plans? gonna go visit my nexus family. nexus family, yeah. i have a wife and kids in the nexus. yeah, like a living echo of a life i turned my back on... or not i dunno, but they're chill. anyway, they go all out for christmas it's kind of their only thing.
December 2, 2025 at 10:58 PM
i was never really interested in star trek as a kid but for some reason watched our family's vhs copy of star trek: generations hundreds of times. it is my only insight into the series. i assume the nexus is a cornerstone that plays a very important role throughout, but i will never know.
[guy talking loudly on phone] christmas plans? gonna go visit my nexus family. nexus family, yeah. i have a wife and kids in the nexus. yeah, like a living echo of a life i turned my back on... or not i dunno, but they're chill. anyway, they go all out for christmas it's kind of their only thing.
December 2, 2025 at 10:43 PM
[guy talking loudly on phone] christmas plans? gonna go visit my nexus family. nexus family, yeah. i have a wife and kids in the nexus. yeah, like a living echo of a life i turned my back on... or not i dunno, but they're chill. anyway, they go all out for christmas it's kind of their only thing.
manifesting* knowledge** out*** of**** the***** ether****** to impress and humble my coworkers
*asking **my ***older ****brother *****about ******boobs
*asking **my ***older ****brother *****about ******boobs
November 21, 2025 at 10:38 PM
manifesting* knowledge** out*** of**** the***** ether****** to impress and humble my coworkers
*asking **my ***older ****brother *****about ******boobs
*asking **my ***older ****brother *****about ******boobs
seeking investors for a tech startup where myself, my friend marty, and a third person that is also me exchange money between ourselves indefinitely
November 19, 2025 at 2:37 AM
seeking investors for a tech startup where myself, my friend marty, and a third person that is also me exchange money between ourselves indefinitely