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Missing Ingredient Goddess
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Lion tamer, baker, spice collector. Interests history, mysticism, science, medicine, politics.
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Fucking Children: It’s Unpopular. But Just How Unpopular, And What Does That Mean For The Midterms? We Made An Ugly-Ass Infographic To Explain.

We’re CNN.
Harry Enten: "Nobody is buying what Trump is selling on Epstein. His net approval on it is an absolutely dreadful -39 pts... Far worse than any other major issue.

It isn't improving over time.

Even among the GOP, just 45% (!) approve of the job the Trump admin is doing on the Epstein case."
November 13, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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In this paragraph, we have a heartbreakingly bleak portrait of American society as it actually exists.
November 13, 2025 at 7:01 PM
No deflections.
Deflection # 2
Stay tuned folks
November 13, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
November 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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We are invited to assume that the New York Times did not know what Epstein was telling Landon Thomas about Trump. I decline to extend that charity.

If Epstein wanted the NYT to write about it, he should have made it about a Democrat and gotten a white nationalist hacker to leak it to them.
November 13, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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Chris Hayes is important because he’s the rare example of someone prominent enough in news media to have had a show for years, who also has a normal person’s reaction to how weird and fucked up the hyper-elite subculture is.
Something that’s so striking in these emails is how…unimpressive Epstein is. He comes off as a pompous, sub-literate lech. Yes everyone is so mortifyingly solicitous of him! All fawning and flattery! Why?????
November 13, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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Good drugs. Money. Access. Fear.
November 13, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.

Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.
November 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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Had not seen this in a while and it had a quite an effect.
For some reason the absolute strangeness of the words and whatever sentiment was being shared was really jarring.
All the end of the year award shows coming up, so I ask..

Do we have a celebrity with the courage to wear this design as a dress on a red carpet somewhere?

Maybe get multiple designers competing to see who can do it best & turn it into a reality show for our reality show POTUS.
November 13, 2025 at 2:35 AM
The only good thing about this is the very clever seating design.
JD Vance: "Science as practiced in its best form is that if you disagree with it, then you ought to criticize it and you ought to argue against it."
November 13, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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He should start a YouTube channel that's like a mix of Mythbusters and Jackass to test all his arguments.
November 12, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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When the manic episode ends and I'm deleting comments on six websites
November 12, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/
November 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
whoa, explain that one motherfuckers
The White House confirms Trump officials tried to convince Lauren Boebert today to drop her support for the Epstein files discharge petition.

Once Adelita Grijalva is sworn in this afternoon, majority support will be reached on that discharge petition in the House.
November 12, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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how aren’t they just run out of town
November 12, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Such a relief it was all a hoax. So when can we expect the full files to be released and see consequences for the actresses who have been playing victims?
If this was a hoax, wouldn’t releasing the full Epstein files to the public exonerate Trump? If he had nothing to hide, why would Trump be working so hard to prevent its release?
Trump to Republicans: "There should be no deflections to Epstein or anything else"
November 12, 2025 at 7:42 PM
"I begged her to let me jump the queue"
Then he ducked a security line?
He got away with murder!
November 11, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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Like so
November 11, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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"The United Kingdom is no longer sharing intelligence with the US about suspected drug trafficking vessels in the Caribbean because it does not want to be complicit in US military strikes and believes the attacks are illegal, sources familiar with the matter told CNN." www.cnn.com/2025/11/11/p...
Exclusive: UK suspends some intelligence sharing with US over boat strike concerns in major break | CNN Politics
The United Kingdom is no longer sharing intelligence with the US about suspected drug trafficking vessels in the Caribbean because it does not want to be complicit in US military strikes and believes ...
www.cnn.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Discovering this has filled me with a renewed sense of gratitude for my primary and secondary school English teachers who still occasionally haunt my dreams.
ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy
November 11, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Oh that sounds fun. I’m always looking for *more opportunities to talk to insurance providers.
Trump: "I want the money to go into an account for people where they buy their own health insurance. It's so good. The insurance will be better. It'll cost less. Everybody is gonna be happy. They're gonna feel like entrepreneurs. They're actually able to go out & negotiate their own insurance"
November 11, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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he's going to ask Vought to nuke SNAP even after the government reopens, isn't he
Trump claims that food stamps "puts the country in jeopardy. People that are able-bodied can do a job, they leave their job because they figure they can pick this up, it's easier."
November 11, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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I'm glad that Trump and 8 Democrats managed to find the one path to end the shutdown that makes everyone involved look some uniquely American combination of stupid, gullible, and monstrously evil. Gotta give them a round of applause for that achievement.
November 11, 2025 at 1:18 AM