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lizdynan.bsky.social
Missing Ingredient Goddess
@lizdynan.bsky.social
Lion tamer, baker, spice collector. Interests history, mysticism, science, medicine, politics.
Cracking like dogs?
November 8, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I feel like we are building up to the end-stage which will be him appearing with these tacky flourishes stuck right on his face.
November 8, 2025 at 8:38 PM
needs rugs and toilet paper cover
October 31, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Can anyone get help here in identifying whether a skull is Nazi or non Nazi?
What about these....not sure?
October 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
what is it?
October 20, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Who wore it better?
October 14, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Dressing for the job I want
October 14, 2025 at 8:12 PM
black licorice jelly babies
😋
October 7, 2025 at 2:36 AM
reminds me of 🤔
Yes, reminds me of
September 24, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I know!
RFK's head!
Today most of his neck was missing and his shirt collar was super tight, causing venous congestion of the face. The head itself looked like it had been placed under the broiler. Horrifying!!
September 5, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Why don't they do a special, one time only Peas Prize for him?
He's so far gone he'll take it for real.
"Sir, this was lovingly hand rendered in Dollar Store items by grateful deportees, who wanted to reflect your commitment to the common people".
September 1, 2025 at 8:54 PM
creepier than the original
August 30, 2025 at 6:31 PM
WOKE!!!!
August 26, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I thought the same thing. I just picture that nasty off color crumbly fat collected from cooking beef. My grandad would save and use it in cooking. I'm wondering if they make it themselves?
August 25, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Our future. And little Marco's I think.
August 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I hope the logo continues to evolve until, one fine day
August 22, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Hang on...that tray of food they flashed onscreen? Looks suspiciously like a Thanksgiving dinner or military mess food tray? There's like half a chicken and a huge slice of stuffing!
August 21, 2025 at 3:23 AM
What did you wear to the JD Vance dinner party?
August 7, 2025 at 6:39 PM
😀
Or he and his little family do a mini performance of Wagner's Valkyrie. I can tell JD will insist he can handle to role of Brunhilde.
August 7, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Lobster and bag of crunchy carrots.
August 2, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Having a sad because top baby name is for a deity and not a cartoon bear in yellow plaid pants with an Anglicized German name.
July 31, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Health and Human Services MAY have reached peak malignancy with this two-fer.
Put this on your My Plate: cheeseburgers and fries, all washed down with a supersize me sugary drink. Winning!
(this is an actual menu item!)
July 20, 2025 at 6:36 PM
the bluesky elders, always watching. pain in my fucking ass, actually
June 27, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Does anyone remember the hapless British airmen from 'Allo, 'Allo who were stranded in wartime France and masquerading as French men?
Well, presenting this as a croissant could have been one of the ways they revealed their subterfuge to the Nazis.
June 27, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Like these? Used to love the multi colored ones at Christmas.
June 27, 2025 at 5:27 AM