Yersinia
@lizcw.bsky.social
Je suis Izzy ! 💜
Zij/haar, allistisch, intersekse 🏳️🌈
Hausfrau, psychologiestudent 🎓
Heks 🌒🌕🌘 Vegetariana 🌱 Soepliefhebber 🍲
Вампир 🧛🏻♀️
Spielleiterin für Tabletop-Rollenspiele seit 1994 🎲
Butlerian, antipedantería 🚫
Je suis la peste noire 🦠
Zij/haar, allistisch, intersekse 🏳️🌈
Hausfrau, psychologiestudent 🎓
Heks 🌒🌕🌘 Vegetariana 🌱 Soepliefhebber 🍲
Вампир 🧛🏻♀️
Spielleiterin für Tabletop-Rollenspiele seit 1994 🎲
Butlerian, antipedantería 🚫
Je suis la peste noire 🦠
Pinned
Can jive with this
Used a master ball in Red/Blue (only one played) to get an Abra
www.quotev.com/quiz/1234335...
Used a master ball in Red/Blue (only one played) to get an Abra
www.quotev.com/quiz/1234335...
February 17, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Can jive with this
Used a master ball in Red/Blue (only one played) to get an Abra
www.quotev.com/quiz/1234335...
Used a master ball in Red/Blue (only one played) to get an Abra
www.quotev.com/quiz/1234335...
First person shooter games are a psyop to convince people that mouse-aiming is equivalent to actually firing a gun, to weaken the ability of the citizens to defend themselves by fooling them into thinking they already can
Respawn mechanics were added to reinforce ineptitude being without consequence
Respawn mechanics were added to reinforce ineptitude being without consequence
Several lost cities or civilisations, such as Sodom or Atlantis, were destroyed by a malfunctioning satellite once placed in orbit by aliens
The system eventually crashed and lay dormant, until Soviet cosmonauts located and retrieved it
Technology retro-engineered from it include microwaves and TV
The system eventually crashed and lay dormant, until Soviet cosmonauts located and retrieved it
Technology retro-engineered from it include microwaves and TV
February 15, 2026 at 6:14 PM
First person shooter games are a psyop to convince people that mouse-aiming is equivalent to actually firing a gun, to weaken the ability of the citizens to defend themselves by fooling them into thinking they already can
Respawn mechanics were added to reinforce ineptitude being without consequence
Respawn mechanics were added to reinforce ineptitude being without consequence
Gotta say, between a massive conspiracy being revealed that controlled wildly disparate areas of society (from transphobia to call of duty microtransactions), to a former president saying yes there's aliens, Izzy is feeling really vindicated lately as a nutcase 😁
Obama Says Aliens Are ‘Real,’ But They Aren’t at Area 51
The former president also condemned the actions of ICE in Minnesota and commented on a video posted by Trump.
time.com
February 15, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Gotta say, between a massive conspiracy being revealed that controlled wildly disparate areas of society (from transphobia to call of duty microtransactions), to a former president saying yes there's aliens, Izzy is feeling really vindicated lately as a nutcase 😁
🎵
Rat rat rat some potato!
Toot toot toot on the bell!
Skippy fordrippy neanderthal hives!
Chocolate cupcake, I'm not here to swell!
Blandest of timetable, again and again,
Chisel some sweetness, tungsten and knell
Behold the abridged
McNatty and twinge
Until it all crumples again!
🎵
Rat rat rat some potato!
Toot toot toot on the bell!
Skippy fordrippy neanderthal hives!
Chocolate cupcake, I'm not here to swell!
Blandest of timetable, again and again,
Chisel some sweetness, tungsten and knell
Behold the abridged
McNatty and twinge
Until it all crumples again!
🎵
Eldritch wine the perkoset
And until the coming of next fathoms
Barcode syndicate traps us in mediocre surroundings of painted stucco
Bring the temple to the sea and march once again on fractured light
Pharmacy
Framing the total of sum human knowledge into an otter
Pale rides the frame until morning
And until the coming of next fathoms
Barcode syndicate traps us in mediocre surroundings of painted stucco
Bring the temple to the sea and march once again on fractured light
Pharmacy
Framing the total of sum human knowledge into an otter
Pale rides the frame until morning
February 11, 2026 at 1:23 PM
🎵
Rat rat rat some potato!
Toot toot toot on the bell!
Skippy fordrippy neanderthal hives!
Chocolate cupcake, I'm not here to swell!
Blandest of timetable, again and again,
Chisel some sweetness, tungsten and knell
Behold the abridged
McNatty and twinge
Until it all crumples again!
🎵
Rat rat rat some potato!
Toot toot toot on the bell!
Skippy fordrippy neanderthal hives!
Chocolate cupcake, I'm not here to swell!
Blandest of timetable, again and again,
Chisel some sweetness, tungsten and knell
Behold the abridged
McNatty and twinge
Until it all crumples again!
🎵
One Ring: "put me on and get whatever you want"
Me: "a churro?" 😯
One Ring: "uh, sure, now put me on"
Me: "churro first! cough it up shitloop!" 😠
Me: "a churro?" 😯
One Ring: "uh, sure, now put me on"
Me: "churro first! cough it up shitloop!" 😠
February 10, 2026 at 4:16 PM
One Ring: "put me on and get whatever you want"
Me: "a churro?" 😯
One Ring: "uh, sure, now put me on"
Me: "churro first! cough it up shitloop!" 😠
Me: "a churro?" 😯
One Ring: "uh, sure, now put me on"
Me: "churro first! cough it up shitloop!" 😠
Piloting mech, in battle with other mechs of other factions, exciting; but apparently also trying to be romance, presumably love triangle, and these two different guys both stop fighting and open the cockpits to pronounce their love for me, so I launch micro-missile barrages at both 😆
#dreamjournal
#dreamjournal
Yet another dream of being a monster pretending to be human (at first)
In community of others all working together to escape some big facility where humans were forcing us to pretend at humanity and also do unpaid work
Also at least two nickel situation of secretly being a daemonette 😏
#dreamjournal
In community of others all working together to escape some big facility where humans were forcing us to pretend at humanity and also do unpaid work
Also at least two nickel situation of secretly being a daemonette 😏
#dreamjournal
Sitting alone in a dark abandoned subway station, lean over to look at myself in a mirror, see that am a pallid hairless creature with a face made from squaggly voids and the screams of cats (as though they were in a fight)
[Not sure how else to say it, face was partly made of screams]
#dreamjournal
[Not sure how else to say it, face was partly made of screams]
#dreamjournal
February 9, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Piloting mech, in battle with other mechs of other factions, exciting; but apparently also trying to be romance, presumably love triangle, and these two different guys both stop fighting and open the cockpits to pronounce their love for me, so I launch micro-missile barrages at both 😆
#dreamjournal
#dreamjournal
Izzy is the robot on the moon!
February 8, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Izzy is the robot on the moon!
> Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Tell me a bit more about that..."
"Tell me a bit more about that..."
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"We keep our bodies to ourselves, remember?"
"We keep our bodies to ourselves, remember?"
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Where are your citations?"
"Where are your citations?"
February 7, 2026 at 11:48 PM
> Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Tell me a bit more about that..."
"Tell me a bit more about that..."
Several lost cities or civilisations, such as Sodom or Atlantis, were destroyed by a malfunctioning satellite once placed in orbit by aliens
The system eventually crashed and lay dormant, until Soviet cosmonauts located and retrieved it
Technology retro-engineered from it include microwaves and TV
The system eventually crashed and lay dormant, until Soviet cosmonauts located and retrieved it
Technology retro-engineered from it include microwaves and TV
February 6, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Several lost cities or civilisations, such as Sodom or Atlantis, were destroyed by a malfunctioning satellite once placed in orbit by aliens
The system eventually crashed and lay dormant, until Soviet cosmonauts located and retrieved it
Technology retro-engineered from it include microwaves and TV
The system eventually crashed and lay dormant, until Soviet cosmonauts located and retrieved it
Technology retro-engineered from it include microwaves and TV
I have smelled the death cologne — the cologne that kills you if you smell it
But what fools they are! I cannot die if I am already undead!
*dies*
But what fools they are! I cannot die if I am already undead!
*dies*
February 6, 2026 at 12:12 AM
I have smelled the death cologne — the cologne that kills you if you smell it
But what fools they are! I cannot die if I am already undead!
*dies*
But what fools they are! I cannot die if I am already undead!
*dies*
Eldritch wine the perkoset
And until the coming of next fathoms
Barcode syndicate traps us in mediocre surroundings of painted stucco
Bring the temple to the sea and march once again on fractured light
Pharmacy
Framing the total of sum human knowledge into an otter
Pale rides the frame until morning
And until the coming of next fathoms
Barcode syndicate traps us in mediocre surroundings of painted stucco
Bring the temple to the sea and march once again on fractured light
Pharmacy
Framing the total of sum human knowledge into an otter
Pale rides the frame until morning
February 5, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Eldritch wine the perkoset
And until the coming of next fathoms
Barcode syndicate traps us in mediocre surroundings of painted stucco
Bring the temple to the sea and march once again on fractured light
Pharmacy
Framing the total of sum human knowledge into an otter
Pale rides the frame until morning
And until the coming of next fathoms
Barcode syndicate traps us in mediocre surroundings of painted stucco
Bring the temple to the sea and march once again on fractured light
Pharmacy
Framing the total of sum human knowledge into an otter
Pale rides the frame until morning
Given how many conspiracies are being revealed, in honour, my favourite conspiracy theory:
Zero-Shooter Hypothesis
JFK wasn't assassinated
His head just *did that*
There was no gunman, grassy knoll or otherwise
No bullet, no mystic/cosmic forces, nothing
His head did that, for no reason
Zero-Shooter Hypothesis
JFK wasn't assassinated
His head just *did that*
There was no gunman, grassy knoll or otherwise
No bullet, no mystic/cosmic forces, nothing
His head did that, for no reason
February 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Given how many conspiracies are being revealed, in honour, my favourite conspiracy theory:
Zero-Shooter Hypothesis
JFK wasn't assassinated
His head just *did that*
There was no gunman, grassy knoll or otherwise
No bullet, no mystic/cosmic forces, nothing
His head did that, for no reason
Zero-Shooter Hypothesis
JFK wasn't assassinated
His head just *did that*
There was no gunman, grassy knoll or otherwise
No bullet, no mystic/cosmic forces, nothing
His head did that, for no reason
As more gets revealed, gotta say it, as someone long conspiracy-minded:
Izzy never wants to hear crap about how nation/world altering conspiracies are "impossible" or "unrealistic" ever again!
When fascism, transphobia, and call of duty microtransactions can all be traced to the same rich pedos!
😖
Izzy never wants to hear crap about how nation/world altering conspiracies are "impossible" or "unrealistic" ever again!
When fascism, transphobia, and call of duty microtransactions can all be traced to the same rich pedos!
😖
February 2, 2026 at 4:19 PM
As more gets revealed, gotta say it, as someone long conspiracy-minded:
Izzy never wants to hear crap about how nation/world altering conspiracies are "impossible" or "unrealistic" ever again!
When fascism, transphobia, and call of duty microtransactions can all be traced to the same rich pedos!
😖
Izzy never wants to hear crap about how nation/world altering conspiracies are "impossible" or "unrealistic" ever again!
When fascism, transphobia, and call of duty microtransactions can all be traced to the same rich pedos!
😖
Now that the anti-trans movement has been shown to originate as a plot by Epstein and confederates, all the people who were terribly angry about trans people "lying to them" (they weren't) will properly aim that anger at the media/political figures who actually *were* lying to them, right?
Right?! 😐
Right?! 😐
February 2, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Now that the anti-trans movement has been shown to originate as a plot by Epstein and confederates, all the people who were terribly angry about trans people "lying to them" (they weren't) will properly aim that anger at the media/political figures who actually *were* lying to them, right?
Right?! 😐
Right?! 😐
Dear society,
You don't get to commodify women's bodies and then also complain about gold diggers
You don't get to commodify women's bodies and then also complain about gold diggers
February 2, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Dear society,
You don't get to commodify women's bodies and then also complain about gold diggers
You don't get to commodify women's bodies and then also complain about gold diggers
Not exactly a problem, as an unexpected quirk
January 31, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Not exactly a problem, as an unexpected quirk
Spell idea: "cursed blessing" where it works just like bless, but the target takes damage equal to 2× the d4 result (2/4/6/8) each time it triggers, so you cast it on enemies and they get stronger but also destroy themselves by acting
#dnd
#dnd
January 29, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Spell idea: "cursed blessing" where it works just like bless, but the target takes damage equal to 2× the d4 result (2/4/6/8) each time it triggers, so you cast it on enemies and they get stronger but also destroy themselves by acting
#dnd
#dnd
Sick of the fight over "perfect victim" crap, one side trying to make them seem "less worthy" (queer/crime-record/etc)
The state shouldn't have the right to kill anyone, regardless
No death penalty through court or by cop
No crime should be a death sentence
Yes that's hard for cops, higher standard
The state shouldn't have the right to kill anyone, regardless
No death penalty through court or by cop
No crime should be a death sentence
Yes that's hard for cops, higher standard
January 26, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Sick of the fight over "perfect victim" crap, one side trying to make them seem "less worthy" (queer/crime-record/etc)
The state shouldn't have the right to kill anyone, regardless
No death penalty through court or by cop
No crime should be a death sentence
Yes that's hard for cops, higher standard
The state shouldn't have the right to kill anyone, regardless
No death penalty through court or by cop
No crime should be a death sentence
Yes that's hard for cops, higher standard
Reposted by Yersinia
That's the idea!
We want it to fail, and go away!
"Man inadvertently threatens us all with a good time"
It's not an inevitable "advancement"
It could be turned off, we could stop it today! 🤞🏻
We want it to fail, and go away!
"Man inadvertently threatens us all with a good time"
It's not an inevitable "advancement"
It could be turned off, we could stop it today! 🤞🏻
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
Big tech boss tells delegates at Davos that broader global use is essential if technology is to deliver lasting growth
www.irishtimes.com
January 20, 2026 at 10:58 PM
That's the idea!
We want it to fail, and go away!
"Man inadvertently threatens us all with a good time"
It's not an inevitable "advancement"
It could be turned off, we could stop it today! 🤞🏻
We want it to fail, and go away!
"Man inadvertently threatens us all with a good time"
It's not an inevitable "advancement"
It could be turned off, we could stop it today! 🤞🏻
January 20, 2026 at 8:30 PM
