lizardwitch
@lizardwitch.bsky.social
She/her 🏳️⚧️ failure lesbian poly puppygirl witch in her early 30s. DMs open if you wanna chat. Mdni, 18+, will retweet lewd stuff
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lizardwitch
@lizardwitch.bsky.social
· Aug 2
i havent done a #promosky in a long time x.x
umineko
t4t4t4t
yugioh
ff xiv
resident evil
s-s-size diff
pokemon
umamusume
league of legends
civ v with the brave new world expansion pass
star rail
castorice
sweaty girls in mechs
genshin impact
arlefuri
archipelago/game randomizers
undertale/deltarune
umineko
t4t4t4t
yugioh
ff xiv
resident evil
s-s-size diff
pokemon
umamusume
league of legends
civ v with the brave new world expansion pass
star rail
castorice
sweaty girls in mechs
genshin impact
arlefuri
archipelago/game randomizers
undertale/deltarune
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why isn't wario64 telling us about this? what other deals is he hiding
December 4, 2025 at 2:48 PM
why isn't wario64 telling us about this? what other deals is he hiding
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Good morning cuties
December 2, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Good morning cuties
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She has a suggestion.
November 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
She has a suggestion.
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Halloween rice please come to me
November 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Halloween rice please come to me
i had a couple good games as leona, so the universe corrected itself and im terrible again. thank god i somehow got the groups that understood im new and didnt give too much shit lol
November 21, 2025 at 2:30 AM
i had a couple good games as leona, so the universe corrected itself and im terrible again. thank god i somehow got the groups that understood im new and didnt give too much shit lol
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"I hope you suffer"
Boring, generic, forgettable
"I hope one of your favorite series gets an uninformed and uninspired Secret Lair set"
Real, tangible, terrifying
Boring, generic, forgettable
"I hope one of your favorite series gets an uninformed and uninspired Secret Lair set"
Real, tangible, terrifying
November 20, 2025 at 8:53 PM
"I hope you suffer"
Boring, generic, forgettable
"I hope one of your favorite series gets an uninformed and uninspired Secret Lair set"
Real, tangible, terrifying
Boring, generic, forgettable
"I hope one of your favorite series gets an uninformed and uninspired Secret Lair set"
Real, tangible, terrifying
how did i somehow get the nicest team in league, i was struggling and they gave me tips to help the team and we won a slog of a game we should've lost at like 20 minutes...
November 20, 2025 at 9:34 PM
how did i somehow get the nicest team in league, i was struggling and they gave me tips to help the team and we won a slog of a game we should've lost at like 20 minutes...
why am i so much worse at league when my wife is watching... i just wanna show her im getting better at leona but i get so nervous trying to be good with her
November 20, 2025 at 8:01 PM
why am i so much worse at league when my wife is watching... i just wanna show her im getting better at leona but i get so nervous trying to be good with her
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I have been linked this post so much I had to act:
November 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I have been linked this post so much I had to act:
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trans day of remembrance sucks because we’re the only ones who ever give a shit about it. if cis people took it as a day to go “wow through our callous disregard for the safety of trans people we sure did kill a lot of trannies” every year that might be worth something but we don’t even get that
November 20, 2025 at 3:57 PM
trans day of remembrance sucks because we’re the only ones who ever give a shit about it. if cis people took it as a day to go “wow through our callous disregard for the safety of trans people we sure did kill a lot of trannies” every year that might be worth something but we don’t even get that
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tranny holidays are fun because i wake up and see everybody post about them and then i go to work where cis people treat me like dirt just like every other day
November 20, 2025 at 3:55 PM
tranny holidays are fun because i wake up and see everybody post about them and then i go to work where cis people treat me like dirt just like every other day
okay leona is actually like insanely fun to play, im glad i left my seraphine comfort zone to try her lol
November 18, 2025 at 7:36 AM
okay leona is actually like insanely fun to play, im glad i left my seraphine comfort zone to try her lol
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No clue what Umineko is. Every time I see a screenshot it looks like this to me:
Battler: (. . . but if you spell "ICUP". . .) Ah. . ! No! It can't be!
Beatrice: Ohhhhhohohohoho! Battler, you dumb fuck!
Battler: (. . . but if you spell "ICUP". . .) Ah. . ! No! It can't be!
Beatrice: Ohhhhhohohohoho! Battler, you dumb fuck!
October 12, 2025 at 12:27 AM
No clue what Umineko is. Every time I see a screenshot it looks like this to me:
Battler: (. . . but if you spell "ICUP". . .) Ah. . ! No! It can't be!
Beatrice: Ohhhhhohohohoho! Battler, you dumb fuck!
Battler: (. . . but if you spell "ICUP". . .) Ah. . ! No! It can't be!
Beatrice: Ohhhhhohohohoho! Battler, you dumb fuck!
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November 15, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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pent up firefly
November 12, 2025 at 5:53 AM
pent up firefly
I’m so glad lol worlds is over i just want to sleep normally again…
November 9, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I’m so glad lol worlds is over i just want to sleep normally again…
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quick doodle of lesbian
i mean uh lebanne
i mean uh lebanne
November 8, 2025 at 11:34 PM
quick doodle of lesbian
i mean uh lebanne
i mean uh lebanne
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November 8, 2025 at 8:16 PM
It’s telling how much moving away from Washington fixed my anxiety about being in a car, I’m actually comfy enough to get behind the wheel now that the roads are less terrifying
November 8, 2025 at 7:22 AM
It’s telling how much moving away from Washington fixed my anxiety about being in a car, I’m actually comfy enough to get behind the wheel now that the roads are less terrifying
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we can get back to that point, anti-trans policies are super unpopular (even if the internet would have you think otherwise)
and all those rich fucks are getting older by the day, we've been persisting for so long that we'll one day outlive those ghouls and when they die we'll be celebrating
and all those rich fucks are getting older by the day, we've been persisting for so long that we'll one day outlive those ghouls and when they die we'll be celebrating
sometimes I think about how, generally, trans people were on a positive social trajectory to acceptance. And then some rich and politically powerful fucks on an island across the ocean were like "lets make killing these people our pet project" and everything got worse over less than 10 years
November 7, 2025 at 3:57 PM
we can get back to that point, anti-trans policies are super unpopular (even if the internet would have you think otherwise)
and all those rich fucks are getting older by the day, we've been persisting for so long that we'll one day outlive those ghouls and when they die we'll be celebrating
and all those rich fucks are getting older by the day, we've been persisting for so long that we'll one day outlive those ghouls and when they die we'll be celebrating
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I just think it'd be fun if Barbara had a monster cock
(nsfw, rosabarb, barbara/rosaria, genshin impact)
(nsfw, rosabarb, barbara/rosaria, genshin impact)
October 24, 2023 at 7:31 PM
I just think it'd be fun if Barbara had a monster cock
(nsfw, rosabarb, barbara/rosaria, genshin impact)
(nsfw, rosabarb, barbara/rosaria, genshin impact)
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I am not fucking joking when I say the English-speaking video game world would be nothing without GameFAQs. Everyone and their mom used it (literally, my mom and all her friends). If you played video games in the 2000s you probably knew GameFAQs in the same way most people know, like, Wikipedia
Hey, happy 30th birthday GameFAQs! Launched on November 5th, 1995!
The earliest scrape I can find on Wayback is December 1996, but I doubt the site changed much. But yes, here it is in its earliest days as the Video Game FAQ Archive!
The earliest scrape I can find on Wayback is December 1996, but I doubt the site changed much. But yes, here it is in its earliest days as the Video Game FAQ Archive!
November 5, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I am not fucking joking when I say the English-speaking video game world would be nothing without GameFAQs. Everyone and their mom used it (literally, my mom and all her friends). If you played video games in the 2000s you probably knew GameFAQs in the same way most people know, like, Wikipedia
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wait she's actually real as fuck for this
November 7, 2025 at 12:38 AM
wait she's actually real as fuck for this