Better idea: Wendy's Frosty
Best idea: Wendy's Frosty Float with the Diet Coke.
I'll be here all evening offering comfort snack ideas.
Better idea: Wendy's Frosty
Best idea: Wendy's Frosty Float with the Diet Coke.
I'll be here all evening offering comfort snack ideas.
Me: *looks up full silicone doll prices at the doll store an hour from home*
Y'ALL! $350-$595!!! Can you guess who's NOT getting one of those dolls tomorrow? We'll stick with the non-mortgage rate dolls, thanks.
Me: *looks up full silicone doll prices at the doll store an hour from home*
Y'ALL! $350-$595!!! Can you guess who's NOT getting one of those dolls tomorrow? We'll stick with the non-mortgage rate dolls, thanks.
What an honor it is to be her comfort and peace. There are no more tears at bedtime.
What an honor it is to be her comfort and peace. There are no more tears at bedtime.
But also these are a negotiation!
But also these are permanent!
We need these tariffs now!
But also I will pause them and maybe turn them back on!
But also these are a negotiation!
But also these are permanent!
We need these tariffs now!
But also I will pause them and maybe turn them back on!
Unfortunately, Republicans don't value their lives or their access to medical care. Fuck them and everyone who voted to put Trump back in office.
Unfortunately, Republicans don't value their lives or their access to medical care. Fuck them and everyone who voted to put Trump back in office.
Little One: not when you're short!
Me: Plans for a great gardening day.
3:30AM.....
My stupid body: Nah, fam. You get the GI bug lottery. Good luck blowing your nose without running to the bathroom for the next 24 hours.
Me: Plans for a great gardening day.
3:30AM.....
My stupid body: Nah, fam. You get the GI bug lottery. Good luck blowing your nose without running to the bathroom for the next 24 hours.
Let's plan to close 47 social security offices this year and then demand recipients verify their identities in person. This will disproportionately affect minorities, the elderly, and those with disabilities.
Let's plan to close 47 social security offices this year and then demand recipients verify their identities in person. This will disproportionately affect minorities, the elderly, and those with disabilities.
Who's up coffee and a high protein breaky with me?
Who's up coffee and a high protein breaky with me?
I hope America's biggest whiner has the week he deserves.
I hope America's biggest whiner has the week he deserves.