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Well, they did “share a secret.”
November 12, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Well, they did “share a secret.”
It probably won’t work but it might make you feel better.
Shout at seagulls to stop them taking your food, research suggests
Shout at seagulls to stop them taking your food, research suggests
Scientists believe they've cracked an age-old problem for those living or visiting British seaside towns - how to keep your food safe from seagulls.
news.sky.com
November 12, 2025 at 12:39 PM
It probably won’t work but it might make you feel better.
I need to teach my child that there is a point in which adding more curry powder to a curry just drowns all the other flavors out and that point is rapidly disappearing in her rear view mirror.
November 12, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I need to teach my child that there is a point in which adding more curry powder to a curry just drowns all the other flavors out and that point is rapidly disappearing in her rear view mirror.
Why do butchers always flirt with me?
November 12, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Why do butchers always flirt with me?
Schumer is sounding more and more like this was his deal and he sent out a hand full of Democrats retiring and not up for election soon out to eat the bullet.
JFC. Does @schumer.senate.gov not get that by caving, Democrats make it *harder,* not easier, to make the ACA subsidies expiring stick politically to Trump/GOP? This effort to shame Republicans in this context risks signaling to low-info voters that Rs are standing on conviction and Dems aren't.
November 12, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Schumer is sounding more and more like this was his deal and he sent out a hand full of Democrats retiring and not up for election soon out to eat the bullet.
“Stop you from doing future crime”
in a long life filled with saying stupid shit this is may be the stupidest shit he's ever said
November 11, 2025 at 11:58 PM
“Stop you from doing future crime”
#CardiacRehab:
In a lot of ways the stillness, strength, and breath work of yoga is more difficult for me than getting back to running.
The cat enjoyed it though. She parked herself on my belly while I was in corpse pose.
In a lot of ways the stillness, strength, and breath work of yoga is more difficult for me than getting back to running.
The cat enjoyed it though. She parked herself on my belly while I was in corpse pose.
November 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM
#CardiacRehab:
In a lot of ways the stillness, strength, and breath work of yoga is more difficult for me than getting back to running.
The cat enjoyed it though. She parked herself on my belly while I was in corpse pose.
In a lot of ways the stillness, strength, and breath work of yoga is more difficult for me than getting back to running.
The cat enjoyed it though. She parked herself on my belly while I was in corpse pose.
Utah’s new congressional map. 1 & 2 look the most competitive.
After 25 years, Red States gerrymandering is finally undone in Utah.
#utpol
After 25 years, Red States gerrymandering is finally undone in Utah.
#utpol
November 11, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Utah’s new congressional map. 1 & 2 look the most competitive.
After 25 years, Red States gerrymandering is finally undone in Utah.
#utpol
After 25 years, Red States gerrymandering is finally undone in Utah.
#utpol
As good as the lox has been, I just can face salmon for breakfast at 4am.
For my next round, I’m going to look at an avocado spread.
For my next round, I’m going to look at an avocado spread.
November 11, 2025 at 12:05 PM
As good as the lox has been, I just can face salmon for breakfast at 4am.
For my next round, I’m going to look at an avocado spread.
For my next round, I’m going to look at an avocado spread.
This is the part of the senate deal that is insane. There are no Federal HSAs.
An entire new federal program has to be invented and funded for this “compromise.”
An entire new federal program has to be invented and funded for this “compromise.”
VAN SUSTEREN: Is the Republican healthcare solution going to go into effect at midnight on Dec. 31? Because people are gonna get sticker shock
MIKE JOHNSON: We have November and December to work on it
MIKE JOHNSON: We have November and December to work on it
November 11, 2025 at 3:24 AM
This is the part of the senate deal that is insane. There are no Federal HSAs.
An entire new federal program has to be invented and funded for this “compromise.”
An entire new federal program has to be invented and funded for this “compromise.”
They are voting to criminalize CBD, the part of marijuana & hemp that doesn’t get you high.
You know, the medical part of medical marijuana.
You know, the medical part of medical marijuana.
November 11, 2025 at 3:13 AM
They are voting to criminalize CBD, the part of marijuana & hemp that doesn’t get you high.
You know, the medical part of medical marijuana.
You know, the medical part of medical marijuana.
He either approved of the bill or he lost control of his caucus.
Either way, bro needs to go.
Either way, bro needs to go.
I will not support the Republican bill that’s on the Senate floor because it fails to do anything of substance to fix America’s healthcare crisis.
November 11, 2025 at 12:25 AM
He either approved of the bill or he lost control of his caucus.
Either way, bro needs to go.
Either way, bro needs to go.
I just heard an interviewer ask, “why hasn’t Boys II Men performed with New Edition?”
Didn’t Bel Biv DeVoe make an appearance on Mowtownphilly with Boys II Men?
That’s was 50% of New Edition.
Didn’t Bel Biv DeVoe make an appearance on Mowtownphilly with Boys II Men?
That’s was 50% of New Edition.
November 10, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I just heard an interviewer ask, “why hasn’t Boys II Men performed with New Edition?”
Didn’t Bel Biv DeVoe make an appearance on Mowtownphilly with Boys II Men?
That’s was 50% of New Edition.
Didn’t Bel Biv DeVoe make an appearance on Mowtownphilly with Boys II Men?
That’s was 50% of New Edition.
Stuck in the autoshop. Saw a segment on Katie Perry’s new song and video.
She looked AI enhanced & sounded robotic, and I mean beyond autotuned.
She looked AI enhanced & sounded robotic, and I mean beyond autotuned.
November 10, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Stuck in the autoshop. Saw a segment on Katie Perry’s new song and video.
She looked AI enhanced & sounded robotic, and I mean beyond autotuned.
She looked AI enhanced & sounded robotic, and I mean beyond autotuned.
Ask Tim Kane if there are a dozen Republican votes to break a filibuster on Obamacare subsidies.
Kaine on why he thinks just getting a vote on healthcare is a win: "We're the minority party, but everybody will get to see who is standing for them when it comes to lowering their healthcare costs"
November 10, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Ask Tim Kane if there are a dozen Republican votes to break a filibuster on Obamacare subsidies.
Never trust anyone who talks about insurance like it’s a commodity.
Insurance is a commune. You pay for everyone else when they are sick. Everyone else pays for you when you are sick. The more ‘everyone elses’ there are, the less everyone pays.
Insurance is a commune. You pay for everyone else when they are sick. Everyone else pays for you when you are sick. The more ‘everyone elses’ there are, the less everyone pays.
Comer: "This is a fake economy. You can't have 1/3 of America receiving some type of free government healthcare and then have another 1/3 that's getting a subsidized rate. That falls on the final 1/3 that's having to pay increased premiums."
November 10, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Never trust anyone who talks about insurance like it’s a commodity.
Insurance is a commune. You pay for everyone else when they are sick. Everyone else pays for you when you are sick. The more ‘everyone elses’ there are, the less everyone pays.
Insurance is a commune. You pay for everyone else when they are sick. Everyone else pays for you when you are sick. The more ‘everyone elses’ there are, the less everyone pays.
Everyone will see Democrats are not standing for anything or anyone.
— Tim Kaine, actually
— Tim Kaine, actually
Kaine on why he thinks just getting a vote on healthcare is a win: "We're the minority party, but everybody will get to see who is standing for them when it comes to lowering their healthcare costs"
November 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Everyone will see Democrats are not standing for anything or anyone.
— Tim Kaine, actually
— Tim Kaine, actually
Let everyone decide if they want it during open enrollment or if they want private insurance.
Here's an idea: Let people buy into Medicare early.
Would the ghost of Joe Lieberman come back to haunt us?
Would the ghost of Joe Lieberman come back to haunt us?
November 10, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Let everyone decide if they want it during open enrollment or if they want private insurance.
Reading is so 1450.
— The ghost of Gutenberg
— The ghost of Gutenberg
November 10, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Reading is so 1450.
— The ghost of Gutenberg
— The ghost of Gutenberg
Reposted by Liquid Jade
Tell me you don’t understand risk pools without telling me you don’t understand risk pools
November 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Tell me you don’t understand risk pools without telling me you don’t understand risk pools
I can’t help but notice that a critical mass of “centrist” Democrats caved on the federal budget as soon as the pain hit airline flights and might impact their lives.
As of 8 a.m., 279 flights at O'Hare International Airport and 124 flights at Midway International Airport were canceled, according to FlightAware.
Chicago's airports leading nation in cancellations despite lighter-than-expected snowfall
chicago.suntimes.com
November 10, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I can’t help but notice that a critical mass of “centrist” Democrats caved on the federal budget as soon as the pain hit airline flights and might impact their lives.
I was dreading paying bills this morning because I knew I was short.
Turns out I’m not short, I’m ahead. I accidentally double paid two bills last month.
Turns out I’m not short, I’m ahead. I accidentally double paid two bills last month.
November 10, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I was dreading paying bills this morning because I knew I was short.
Turns out I’m not short, I’m ahead. I accidentally double paid two bills last month.
Turns out I’m not short, I’m ahead. I accidentally double paid two bills last month.
If Schumer allowed this, Schumer should be replaced because he is out of touch with the American people.
If Schumer did not allow this and it happened anyway, Schumer should be replaced because he has lost control of his caucus.
If Schumer did not allow this and it happened anyway, Schumer should be replaced because he has lost control of his caucus.
The Senate voted late Sunday evening on a compromise that could reopen the government following the longest shutdown in history.
Senators take first step toward reopening the government after historic shutdown
The Senate voted late Sunday evening on a compromise that could reopen the government following the longest shutdown in history.
n.pr
November 10, 2025 at 1:47 PM
If Schumer allowed this, Schumer should be replaced because he is out of touch with the American people.
If Schumer did not allow this and it happened anyway, Schumer should be replaced because he has lost control of his caucus.
If Schumer did not allow this and it happened anyway, Schumer should be replaced because he has lost control of his caucus.
Because Trump knows he was doing illegal shit.
The pardons include 77 allies tied to efforts to overturn the 2020 election, including Rudy Giuliani, former White House Chief of Staff Mark Meadows, and former Trump attorney Sidney Powell.
Trump grants pardons to Giuliani, Meadows, others linked to 2020 election efforts
The pardons include 77 allies tied to efforts to overturn the 2020 election, including Rudy Giuliani, former White House Chief of Staff Mark Meadows, and former Trump attorney Sidney Powell.
n.pr
November 10, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Because Trump knows he was doing illegal shit.
Looks like I was fucking wrong.
I have repeatedly chastised Schumer for being very bad at his job.
However, there are 0 named people saying any votes have shifted.
There will supposedly be a Democratic conference this afternoon and a vote.
But I’m not believing any votes have changed until I see the roll call or a named source.
However, there are 0 named people saying any votes have shifted.
There will supposedly be a Democratic conference this afternoon and a vote.
But I’m not believing any votes have changed until I see the roll call or a named source.
BREAKING: Deal to end government shutdown in reach
November 10, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Looks like I was fucking wrong.