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🎶Well, I found him in Pensacola
In a trailer in the sand
The man from the picture
Creased and yellow in my hand
Creased and yellow in my hand🎶
— ‘Pensacola’, #JoanOsborn
In a trailer in the sand
The man from the picture
Creased and yellow in my hand
Creased and yellow in my hand🎶
— ‘Pensacola’, #JoanOsborn
January 2, 2026 at 1:06 PM
🎶Well, I found him in Pensacola
In a trailer in the sand
The man from the picture
Creased and yellow in my hand
Creased and yellow in my hand🎶
— ‘Pensacola’, #JoanOsborn
In a trailer in the sand
The man from the picture
Creased and yellow in my hand
Creased and yellow in my hand🎶
— ‘Pensacola’, #JoanOsborn
Trying to get back on my work schedule after a week off sucks.
January 2, 2026 at 6:25 AM
Trying to get back on my work schedule after a week off sucks.
It cracks my wife up when I chant, “culo,” along with her reggaeton songs.
January 2, 2026 at 1:13 AM
It cracks my wife up when I chant, “culo,” along with her reggaeton songs.
massaman curry or muscle man curry?
Oh No Bro Muscle Man GIF
ALT: Oh No Bro Muscle Man GIF
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January 1, 2026 at 11:37 PM
massaman curry or muscle man curry?
Fellas,
No matter how cool, punk, hard, or alpha, you think you and your crew are, you are going to end up looking like a bunch of gnomes and Santa Clauses heading to a coffee clutch.
#Pixies
No matter how cool, punk, hard, or alpha, you think you and your crew are, you are going to end up looking like a bunch of gnomes and Santa Clauses heading to a coffee clutch.
#Pixies
January 1, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Fellas,
No matter how cool, punk, hard, or alpha, you think you and your crew are, you are going to end up looking like a bunch of gnomes and Santa Clauses heading to a coffee clutch.
#Pixies
No matter how cool, punk, hard, or alpha, you think you and your crew are, you are going to end up looking like a bunch of gnomes and Santa Clauses heading to a coffee clutch.
#Pixies
I feel like today is Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday all at the same time.
January 1, 2026 at 10:03 PM
I feel like today is Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday all at the same time.
Calling my shot:
Trump has a heart attack in 2026.
Trump has a heart attack in 2026.
For those of you who don’t know, people with heart conditions, should be eating a maximum of 700mg/meal, preferably less than 500mg/meal.
Trump is eating more than the daily maximum (2,300mg) for a normal person in one sitting.
Trump is eating more than the daily maximum (2,300mg) for a normal person in one sitting.
January 1, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Calling my shot:
Trump has a heart attack in 2026.
Trump has a heart attack in 2026.
Over 80% of Americans live in urban areas and it has been that way for over a decade.
Urban Americans is the real America.
Urban Americans is the real America.
Another good practice for the New Year would be for all the non-fascists in America who want to opine about politics to really begin believing that urban America is Real America & that its denizens are The Authentic People. Get some self-respect & drop the volkish nationalist view that they're not
And I think liberals should stop taking the bait and ceding ground on immigration.
Immigration is good. Multiculturalism is good. Free trade is good. Stop being embarrassed to say so.
Immigration is good. Multiculturalism is good. Free trade is good. Stop being embarrassed to say so.
January 1, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Over 80% of Americans live in urban areas and it has been that way for over a decade.
Urban Americans is the real America.
Urban Americans is the real America.
My most liberal position is that anyone who wants to become an American should have a pathway to citizenship.
And I think liberals should stop taking the bait and ceding ground on immigration.
Immigration is good. Multiculturalism is good. Free trade is good. Stop being embarrassed to say so.
Immigration is good. Multiculturalism is good. Free trade is good. Stop being embarrassed to say so.
January 1, 2026 at 6:35 PM
My most liberal position is that anyone who wants to become an American should have a pathway to citizenship.
[I wake up and I’m listening to water running in the house’s rain gutters.]
Me: That doesn’t sound like a dense fog advisory.
[I walk to the kitchen for breakfast and see the fog.]
Me: Fog & drizzle, I’m impressed.
Me: That doesn’t sound like a dense fog advisory.
[I walk to the kitchen for breakfast and see the fog.]
Me: Fog & drizzle, I’m impressed.
January 1, 2026 at 4:17 PM
[I wake up and I’m listening to water running in the house’s rain gutters.]
Me: That doesn’t sound like a dense fog advisory.
[I walk to the kitchen for breakfast and see the fog.]
Me: Fog & drizzle, I’m impressed.
Me: That doesn’t sound like a dense fog advisory.
[I walk to the kitchen for breakfast and see the fog.]
Me: Fog & drizzle, I’m impressed.
Updating the firmware on my bathroom scale is a thing now.
January 1, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Updating the firmware on my bathroom scale is a thing now.
It is amazing #SledgeHammer made it for 2 seasons and 41 episodes.
January 1, 2026 at 6:16 AM
It is amazing #SledgeHammer made it for 2 seasons and 41 episodes.
I think the crows & hawks are both claiming my yard as territory and are dueling it out.
It’s not as cool as it sounds.
I’ve had to clean up a dead one of each this year.
It’s not as cool as it sounds.
I’ve had to clean up a dead one of each this year.
December 31, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I think the crows & hawks are both claiming my yard as territory and are dueling it out.
It’s not as cool as it sounds.
I’ve had to clean up a dead one of each this year.
It’s not as cool as it sounds.
I’ve had to clean up a dead one of each this year.
My TV’s Amazon Music app has decided to put recent pictures of my post-punk 80s band artists in the background and now I’m feeling old.
a group of people are dancing in a room with imgflip.com written on the bottom
ALT: a group of people are dancing in a room with imgflip.com written on the bottom
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December 31, 2025 at 4:25 PM
My TV’s Amazon Music app has decided to put recent pictures of my post-punk 80s band artists in the background and now I’m feeling old.
Life is too short to live with Richie Bunker.
Everyone has a list of so-called "red flags" when they're dating. And for some, especially younger Americans, different political views is a relationship deal breaker.
Majority of Gen Z swipe left on dating people with opposite political views
Everyone has a list of so-called "red flags" when they're dating. And for some, especially younger Americans, different political views is a relationship deal breaker.
n.pr
December 31, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Life is too short to live with Richie Bunker.
I love gin bucks. They manage to be both cloying and bitter at the same time.
December 31, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I love gin bucks. They manage to be both cloying and bitter at the same time.
One of the things I didn’t notice when I was younger watching #StarTrekTOS reruns is how much everyone was hot for Yeoman Janice Rand (Grace Whitney).
a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the man is wearing a yellow shirt with the letter a on it
ALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the man is wearing a yellow shirt with the letter a on it
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December 30, 2025 at 10:32 PM
One of the things I didn’t notice when I was younger watching #StarTrekTOS reruns is how much everyone was hot for Yeoman Janice Rand (Grace Whitney).
I’ve worked various flex-remote schedules for over 20 years and I’ve never obeyed this rule.
If I’m at home, I’m in my shorts.
If I’m at home, I’m in my shorts.
36. The secret to successfully working at home is to always, always wear pants. You will be tempted otherwise, but for your mental health, wear clean pants. Slacks or denim, any kind except for sweatpants. Those are for when you’re off the clock. johndevore.substack.com/p/advice-for...
Advice For Men: 51 Things I've Learned
"I am 51 years old, which is an unremarkable age"
johndevore.substack.com
December 30, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I’ve worked various flex-remote schedules for over 20 years and I’ve never obeyed this rule.
If I’m at home, I’m in my shorts.
If I’m at home, I’m in my shorts.
The Marge Rehab Tour is going well for Marge.
For the media, not so much.
For the media, not so much.
"MTG is not playing a part. Her mistakes and errors are the product of legitimate belief. And people who operate via genuine belief are generally compatible with liberalism."
Why Marjorie Taylor Greene Gives Me Hope
People don’t change—but they can remember who they are.
lnk.thebulwark.com
December 30, 2025 at 5:12 PM
The Marge Rehab Tour is going well for Marge.
For the media, not so much.
For the media, not so much.
Can Americans learn to love unsafe cars?
President Trump recently embraced kei cars, tiny vehicles that are popular in Asia but hard to get in the U.S. Kei car enthusiasts are delighted — but doubt whether much will change.
Can Americans learn to love tiny, cheap kei cars?
President Trump recently embraced kei cars, tiny vehicles that are popular in Asia but hard to get in the U.S. Kei car enthusiasts are delighted — but doubt whether much will change.
n.pr
December 30, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Can Americans learn to love unsafe cars?
Okay, I’m a Denver Bronco fan and even I don’t want to see a John Elway documentary.
December 30, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Okay, I’m a Denver Bronco fan and even I don’t want to see a John Elway documentary.
I was on three airplane trips with John Lithgow three weekends in a row from LAX to SLC.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I was on three airplane trips with John Lithgow three weekends in a row from LAX to SLC.
Change ‘aes’ to ‘pa’ and I’d agree.
President Trump was a builder before he took office, but he has continued it as a hobby in the White House. n.pr/4b7NPwa
A 'very aesthetic person,' President Trump says being a builder is his second job
President Trump was a builder before he took office, but he has continued it as a hobby in the White House.
n.pr
December 29, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Change ‘aes’ to ‘pa’ and I’d agree.
Trump’s guarantees aren’t worth the paper they are printed on.
Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy said Monday the United States is offering his country security guarantees for a period of 15 years as part of a proposed peace plan. n.pr/48YMKFN
The U.S. offers Ukraine a 15-year security guarantee for now, Zelenskyy says
Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy said Monday the United States is offering his country security guarantees for a period of 15 years as part of a proposed peace plan.
n.pr
December 29, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Trump’s guarantees aren’t worth the paper they are printed on.