Linzi
@linzichan.bsky.social
Traveler. Pet petter. Goblin. I like nails. Sometimes I write.
www.ablog-abroad.com
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Leo: As the moon moves through your sign, expect the unexpected: a horse made of cheese.
March 9, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Leo: As the moon moves through your sign, expect the unexpected: a horse made of cheese.
Took my car to the car wash today and somehow every other car in this excruciatingly long line looks like it’s already clean. Why are you here???
March 8, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Took my car to the car wash today and somehow every other car in this excruciatingly long line looks like it’s already clean. Why are you here???
I have the best luck today: I made it through one visit to Home Depot without someone trying to sell me a new furnace.
February 15, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I have the best luck today: I made it through one visit to Home Depot without someone trying to sell me a new furnace.
Our flight is delayed on the tarmac due to “VIP traffic” (which could mean many things), but a man behind me uttered “fuck you, Donald” which brought immeasurable joy to my heart.
February 9, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Our flight is delayed on the tarmac due to “VIP traffic” (which could mean many things), but a man behind me uttered “fuck you, Donald” which brought immeasurable joy to my heart.
Panic in the hot box disco 🪩 lake Harriet art shanties were fun!
January 26, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Panic in the hot box disco 🪩 lake Harriet art shanties were fun!
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New Edition Of Bible Specifically Mentions Second Amendment
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January 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
New Edition Of Bible Specifically Mentions Second Amendment
theonion.com/new-edi...
theonion.com/new-edi...
Today’s wildly necessary self-care: nails, board games, bath, gmm 🧖🏻♀️
January 24, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Today’s wildly necessary self-care: nails, board games, bath, gmm 🧖🏻♀️
Mudroom update on the final day of Siberian cold
January 21, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Mudroom update on the final day of Siberian cold
Sometimes I wonder if Kid Rock would be the way he is if he had better Parent Boulders.
January 20, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Sometimes I wonder if Kid Rock would be the way he is if he had better Parent Boulders.
My coziest life has received an upgrade.
January 18, 2025 at 4:27 PM
My coziest life has received an upgrade.
Living my coziest below zero life this morning 🥶☕️
January 18, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Living my coziest below zero life this morning 🥶☕️
Can’t decide if my favorite kind of airline passenger is someone who constantly is opening and closing the shade on a daytime flight or dudes who refuse to sit to pee and piss all over the floor of the bathroom instead.
January 16, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Can’t decide if my favorite kind of airline passenger is someone who constantly is opening and closing the shade on a daytime flight or dudes who refuse to sit to pee and piss all over the floor of the bathroom instead.
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January 15, 2025 at 2:23 PM
That moment when you realize the answer to why you have so much energy at night is because the new decaf tea you bought is, in fact, full of caf.
January 14, 2025 at 1:37 PM
That moment when you realize the answer to why you have so much energy at night is because the new decaf tea you bought is, in fact, full of caf.
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I think that the tweet genre of “this person (who might be a bot) had a bizarre opinion that made me think less of humanity and so the right thing by to do is screenshot it and show it to the largest number of people” is silly.
January 13, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I think that the tweet genre of “this person (who might be a bot) had a bizarre opinion that made me think less of humanity and so the right thing by to do is screenshot it and show it to the largest number of people” is silly.