Attention Deficit Hyperdick Disorder
@lighter.bsky.social
Large Typh and part-time Demon Badger. (Character is He/Him)
Owner of account is some sort of entity. (Any, just don't call me Sir)
No-good dirty red.
WARNING: Posts/RTs weird NSFW
Owner of account is some sort of entity. (Any, just don't call me Sir)
No-good dirty red.
WARNING: Posts/RTs weird NSFW
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Im gonna kiss a bug
January 21, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Im gonna kiss a bug
100%'d Dave the Diver time to go and finish Re8.
(Dave the Diver took forever to finish cause I wanted to even complete non-achievement related goals. I wish the restaurant management part didn't feel like 90% of the menu items were useless.)
(Dave the Diver took forever to finish cause I wanted to even complete non-achievement related goals. I wish the restaurant management part didn't feel like 90% of the menu items were useless.)
January 21, 2026 at 10:35 PM
100%'d Dave the Diver time to go and finish Re8.
(Dave the Diver took forever to finish cause I wanted to even complete non-achievement related goals. I wish the restaurant management part didn't feel like 90% of the menu items were useless.)
(Dave the Diver took forever to finish cause I wanted to even complete non-achievement related goals. I wish the restaurant management part didn't feel like 90% of the menu items were useless.)
Everyone always saying doctor who nobody ever ask doctor why
January 21, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Everyone always saying doctor who nobody ever ask doctor why
Walking down to the store and I see this GIGANTIC fucking raven in a tree. Pull out my phone to get a picture. Zoom in a bit. Its a black plastic bag caught in some branches. Buds, I need new glasses.
January 21, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Walking down to the store and I see this GIGANTIC fucking raven in a tree. Pull out my phone to get a picture. Zoom in a bit. Its a black plastic bag caught in some branches. Buds, I need new glasses.
I can always tell when school let out about 20 minutes ago because thats when I can hear a group of 4 kids loud enough to sound like a group of 12 kids screaming like theyre at a concert for no reason loud enough to hear with my headphones on
January 21, 2026 at 8:11 PM
I can always tell when school let out about 20 minutes ago because thats when I can hear a group of 4 kids loud enough to sound like a group of 12 kids screaming like theyre at a concert for no reason loud enough to hear with my headphones on
Wait im so behind the times
I didn't even know the whip/nae nae guy was in prison for murder until I saw it in the comments for a fucking silvagunner video
I didn't even know the whip/nae nae guy was in prison for murder until I saw it in the comments for a fucking silvagunner video
January 21, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Wait im so behind the times
I didn't even know the whip/nae nae guy was in prison for murder until I saw it in the comments for a fucking silvagunner video
I didn't even know the whip/nae nae guy was in prison for murder until I saw it in the comments for a fucking silvagunner video
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HE JUST PULLED A FOIL CHRISTIANITY
January 21, 2026 at 3:17 AM
HE JUST PULLED A FOIL CHRISTIANITY
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TUBI or not TUBI? lolzzzzzz that's right THE PEOPLE'S JOKER is now available to watch for FREE on TUBI! We also just dropped a bunch of new merch at the yeyostore (check it below). It's the best day of your life!
January 21, 2026 at 8:34 AM
TUBI or not TUBI? lolzzzzzz that's right THE PEOPLE'S JOKER is now available to watch for FREE on TUBI! We also just dropped a bunch of new merch at the yeyostore (check it below). It's the best day of your life!
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just one more thing, sir. Your alibi depends on your dishes being prepared by your kitchen staff. Now, no doubt, some are animals. And you could hire any crustacean you please, sir, it's a free country. But to tell me a shrimp fried the very rice he was fried into - now that I struggle to imagine
January 21, 2026 at 1:39 AM
just one more thing, sir. Your alibi depends on your dishes being prepared by your kitchen staff. Now, no doubt, some are animals. And you could hire any crustacean you please, sir, it's a free country. But to tell me a shrimp fried the very rice he was fried into - now that I struggle to imagine
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just because he burped up a skull doesnt mean hes eating people. he was just eating some skulls. come on man. not everything is vore.
January 21, 2026 at 4:34 AM
just because he burped up a skull doesnt mean hes eating people. he was just eating some skulls. come on man. not everything is vore.
One cool thing about winter is the walls are always ice cold, so as long as my water bottle is touching the wall I always have frosty cold water on hand, which is still the best way to enjoy water even when it is "wear a sweatshirt and a robe" weather in your room.
January 21, 2026 at 11:54 AM
One cool thing about winter is the walls are always ice cold, so as long as my water bottle is touching the wall I always have frosty cold water on hand, which is still the best way to enjoy water even when it is "wear a sweatshirt and a robe" weather in your room.
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completely unironically, this is how we'll know
Everyone in his inner circle would be insider trading trading on his death on Kalshi before turning the plane around
January 21, 2026 at 4:11 AM
completely unironically, this is how we'll know
Aw shit its charmy the bee, everyone's most forgotten sonic the hedgehog character
How the fuck are you, little man
How the fuck are you, little man
January 21, 2026 at 11:33 AM
Aw shit its charmy the bee, everyone's most forgotten sonic the hedgehog character
How the fuck are you, little man
How the fuck are you, little man
*gets bit by a skeleton* ahh nghhh hhh ahhh my bones! I can feel them... CHANGING! AHHHH! *I scream in agony as my bones turn into skeleton bones, transforming me into Skeleton Man: The Man with a Skeleton*
January 20, 2026 at 8:38 PM
*gets bit by a skeleton* ahh nghhh hhh ahhh my bones! I can feel them... CHANGING! AHHHH! *I scream in agony as my bones turn into skeleton bones, transforming me into Skeleton Man: The Man with a Skeleton*
One time I saw a porn clip where a guy was fucking a woman in the pussy while trying to push his balls into her ass and all of his friends are cheering him on and jacking off and they all go wild when the balls finally go in. Everyone was having a good time.
January 20, 2026 at 7:51 PM
One time I saw a porn clip where a guy was fucking a woman in the pussy while trying to push his balls into her ass and all of his friends are cheering him on and jacking off and they all go wild when the balls finally go in. Everyone was having a good time.
This one is incredibly true. You will not have easier access to good wings outside the buffalo/niagara area. If you have family there as i do you will become envious of their ease of access and grow to scorn how bad wings are everywhere else.
18. (niche/regional): Arguing about who has the best wings in Western NY is incredibly stupid. Virtually every spot--from pizza joints to pubs to sit down restaurants--offers wings that are within a comparable range with a high floor. They HAVE to, or they wouldn't exist
January 20, 2026 at 7:47 PM
This one is incredibly true. You will not have easier access to good wings outside the buffalo/niagara area. If you have family there as i do you will become envious of their ease of access and grow to scorn how bad wings are everywhere else.
I'm so fat my dumb ass thought these puppies were fried chicken 😭 🤣
January 20, 2026 at 4:54 PM
I'm so fat my dumb ass thought these puppies were fried chicken 😭 🤣
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Knuckles x Dale x Sandslash
January 20, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Knuckles x Dale x Sandslash
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
January 20,1943
January 20,1943
January 20, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
January 20,1943
January 20,1943
I observe the birthday party from a far distance. Children laughing, playing. The presents have been opened. Pinata time. The birthday boy is first at bat, ready to swing. Liquid drips from the colorful papers of the paper-mache donkey. The smell of nitroglycerin is in the air.
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"Nice work, 47."
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"Nice work, 47."
January 20, 2026 at 3:10 PM
I observe the birthday party from a far distance. Children laughing, playing. The presents have been opened. Pinata time. The birthday boy is first at bat, ready to swing. Liquid drips from the colorful papers of the paper-mache donkey. The smell of nitroglycerin is in the air.
...
"Nice work, 47."
...
"Nice work, 47."
if i am elected student council president, my first act will be to make lego island real
January 20, 2026 at 3:07 PM
if i am elected student council president, my first act will be to make lego island real
Robotnik is so proud of his disgusting sludge he can't wait to share it with his buddy Sonic
January 20, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Robotnik is so proud of his disgusting sludge he can't wait to share it with his buddy Sonic
making an erbert and gerberts competitor where we give our sandwiches scatalogical names.
you want a ham sandwich? that's a doodoo dan.
roast beef? we call that classic poop.
italian? shitted pant.
if you want us to keep the guts in the bread you gotta tell us "please don't change the baby's diaper"
you want a ham sandwich? that's a doodoo dan.
roast beef? we call that classic poop.
italian? shitted pant.
if you want us to keep the guts in the bread you gotta tell us "please don't change the baby's diaper"
January 20, 2026 at 1:18 PM
making an erbert and gerberts competitor where we give our sandwiches scatalogical names.
you want a ham sandwich? that's a doodoo dan.
roast beef? we call that classic poop.
italian? shitted pant.
if you want us to keep the guts in the bread you gotta tell us "please don't change the baby's diaper"
you want a ham sandwich? that's a doodoo dan.
roast beef? we call that classic poop.
italian? shitted pant.
if you want us to keep the guts in the bread you gotta tell us "please don't change the baby's diaper"
Terrible penis nicknames
- Cum Slinger
- Downtown Clown
- Your Dad's Name
- Cum Slinger
- Downtown Clown
- Your Dad's Name
January 20, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Terrible penis nicknames
- Cum Slinger
- Downtown Clown
- Your Dad's Name
- Cum Slinger
- Downtown Clown
- Your Dad's Name