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Large Typh and part-time Demon Badger. (Character is He/Him)
Owner of account is some sort of entity. (Any, just don't call me Sir)
No-good dirty red.
WARNING: Posts/RTs weird NSFW
Owner of account is some sort of entity. (Any, just don't call me Sir)
No-good dirty red.
WARNING: Posts/RTs weird NSFW
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How come everyone AI art post of an anime girl gives them puffy red eyes like they're about to cry
November 12, 2025 at 2:04 AM
How come everyone AI art post of an anime girl gives them puffy red eyes like they're about to cry
ADHD brain be like
"Time to use my phone to Google where my phone is"
"Time to use my phone to Google where my phone is"
November 11, 2025 at 6:07 PM
ADHD brain be like
"Time to use my phone to Google where my phone is"
"Time to use my phone to Google where my phone is"
If you're a youtuber who censors words like "death" and "murder" you're actually a fucking pussy. I'm going bully mode here. This world is hell and no cotton candy prison you put your queer self in is going to prevent you from being demonitized randomly by the algorithm. Cargo cult shit. Stop.
November 11, 2025 at 5:56 PM
If you're a youtuber who censors words like "death" and "murder" you're actually a fucking pussy. I'm going bully mode here. This world is hell and no cotton candy prison you put your queer self in is going to prevent you from being demonitized randomly by the algorithm. Cargo cult shit. Stop.
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Foreverial hill-bound sisyphus with permanent rock pushing hands and punishized with permanent strong rock pushing leg foreverial rock cursed and loving it
May 22, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Foreverial hill-bound sisyphus with permanent rock pushing hands and punishized with permanent strong rock pushing leg foreverial rock cursed and loving it
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Images like this is why I love digital distribution
November 11, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Images like this is why I love digital distribution
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doing my best to break this game 😌
November 10, 2025 at 5:06 PM
doing my best to break this game 😌
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Alright everyone money on the table how much you wanna bet this completely misses the themes of anarchy vs fascism harder than the (pretty decent) film
November 11, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Alright everyone money on the table how much you wanna bet this completely misses the themes of anarchy vs fascism harder than the (pretty decent) film
Jojo's Bizarre Rectal Condition
November 11, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Jojo's Bizarre Rectal Condition
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Let's make years shorter so everyone can have more birthdays
November 11, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Let's make years shorter so everyone can have more birthdays
There's a level of spoiled wealthy where someone could not solve a sudoku because the problem-solving part of their brain has been replaced with an instinct to hand the task off to one of their assistants
November 11, 2025 at 1:04 PM
There's a level of spoiled wealthy where someone could not solve a sudoku because the problem-solving part of their brain has been replaced with an instinct to hand the task off to one of their assistants
I like how video games have this built in thing where like
"Ah, you hit me in the chest with that sniper rifle. That only hurt as much as when you hit me in the chest with a pistol! You will have to shoot me 11 more times!"
"OH NO YOU HIT MY HEAD I AM NOW GOING TO ONLY NEED ONE MORE SHOT!"
"Ah, you hit me in the chest with that sniper rifle. That only hurt as much as when you hit me in the chest with a pistol! You will have to shoot me 11 more times!"
"OH NO YOU HIT MY HEAD I AM NOW GOING TO ONLY NEED ONE MORE SHOT!"
November 11, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I like how video games have this built in thing where like
"Ah, you hit me in the chest with that sniper rifle. That only hurt as much as when you hit me in the chest with a pistol! You will have to shoot me 11 more times!"
"OH NO YOU HIT MY HEAD I AM NOW GOING TO ONLY NEED ONE MORE SHOT!"
"Ah, you hit me in the chest with that sniper rifle. That only hurt as much as when you hit me in the chest with a pistol! You will have to shoot me 11 more times!"
"OH NO YOU HIT MY HEAD I AM NOW GOING TO ONLY NEED ONE MORE SHOT!"
RELAXING CAR CRASH NOISES 10 HOURS LOUD SCREAMING AND CUSSING NO EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLES FOR SLEEPING
November 11, 2025 at 1:26 AM
RELAXING CAR CRASH NOISES 10 HOURS LOUD SCREAMING AND CUSSING NO EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLES FOR SLEEPING
The Strange Case of Dr. Jock and Ms. Butch
November 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
The Strange Case of Dr. Jock and Ms. Butch
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attention all posters: i do not want to see this meme from you. while naming and shaming may seem appropriate, this is a PR strategy to compartmentalize the negative sentiment. These eight merely took the fall for a party that wanted to do this anyway.
it is your posters duty to starve this meme
it is your posters duty to starve this meme
And the Democrats will NOT expel any of these from the party.
November 10, 2025 at 5:24 PM
attention all posters: i do not want to see this meme from you. while naming and shaming may seem appropriate, this is a PR strategy to compartmentalize the negative sentiment. These eight merely took the fall for a party that wanted to do this anyway.
it is your posters duty to starve this meme
it is your posters duty to starve this meme
Chao Garden
November 10, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Chao Garden
The best feature in battlefield games is when the backstab feature basically jumpscares whoever you manage to sneak up on
Does it still do that
Does it still do that
November 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
The best feature in battlefield games is when the backstab feature basically jumpscares whoever you manage to sneak up on
Does it still do that
Does it still do that
I forgot how Flat Stanley goes, do they ever cover how he eats when he's completely flat? I know they go over all the whimsical things you could do if you were completely flat but I think eating would be a pain in the ass.
November 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I forgot how Flat Stanley goes, do they ever cover how he eats when he's completely flat? I know they go over all the whimsical things you could do if you were completely flat but I think eating would be a pain in the ass.
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get out of my game, old man !!
November 9, 2025 at 10:21 PM
get out of my game, old man !!
The cum disease known as goonervitis
November 10, 2025 at 12:20 AM
The cum disease known as goonervitis
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It's so cool that when the right person lands a direct hit on ol' Elon he can't stop from lighting up and spinning his bowtie like a carnival game clown
November 9, 2025 at 5:07 PM
It's so cool that when the right person lands a direct hit on ol' Elon he can't stop from lighting up and spinning his bowtie like a carnival game clown
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