My Ass is Haunted!
@lighter.bsky.social
Large Typh and part-time Demon Badger. (Character is He/Him)
Owner of account is some sort of entity. (Any, just don't call me Sir)
No-good dirty red.
WARNING: Posts/RTs weird NSFW
Owner of account is some sort of entity. (Any, just don't call me Sir)
No-good dirty red.
WARNING: Posts/RTs weird NSFW
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Man I really fucked up my sleep schedule
January 4, 2026 at 10:59 AM
Man I really fucked up my sleep schedule
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January 4, 2026 at 4:56 AM
If you think this act of war is a distraction from another major issue, I will forever doubt your ability to properly analyze anything politically. Trump can both bury the Epstein files and start a pointless war for oil at the same time.
January 3, 2026 at 11:19 AM
If you think this act of war is a distraction from another major issue, I will forever doubt your ability to properly analyze anything politically. Trump can both bury the Epstein files and start a pointless war for oil at the same time.
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1. try not to post things that will get you arrested
2. try not to post things that will make your friends want to off themselves
2. try not to post things that will make your friends want to off themselves
January 3, 2026 at 9:33 AM
1. try not to post things that will get you arrested
2. try not to post things that will make your friends want to off themselves
2. try not to post things that will make your friends want to off themselves
Why is my discover timeline obsessed with Oliver & Company lately
January 3, 2026 at 8:15 AM
Why is my discover timeline obsessed with Oliver & Company lately
Liberals love the idea of the moderate voter but get mad when you tell them they're looking for the type of person who voted for Biden in 2020 and then for Trump in 2024.
January 3, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Liberals love the idea of the moderate voter but get mad when you tell them they're looking for the type of person who voted for Biden in 2020 and then for Trump in 2024.
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someone needs more throat training
December 31, 2025 at 6:59 PM
someone needs more throat training
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Gift for @thechiariqueen.bsky.social 's Typhlosion Rocket !! 💕
January 1, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Gift for @thechiariqueen.bsky.social 's Typhlosion Rocket !! 💕
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
January 2, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Its kinda wild how Will Arnett got hotter once he hit his 50s.
January 1, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Its kinda wild how Will Arnett got hotter once he hit his 50s.
In 2026 we need to start beating up people who still call themselves stuff like "meme masters"
January 1, 2026 at 10:10 PM
In 2026 we need to start beating up people who still call themselves stuff like "meme masters"
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It doesn't matter how you celebrate whether you stay up or go to sleep early.
Happy New Years!
#Typhlosion #Pokémon
Happy New Years!
#Typhlosion #Pokémon
December 31, 2025 at 10:09 PM
It doesn't matter how you celebrate whether you stay up or go to sleep early.
Happy New Years!
#Typhlosion #Pokémon
Happy New Years!
#Typhlosion #Pokémon
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Were 90s kids clamoring for a Batman cartoon with 1930s Art Deco aesthetics? Is that what the market demanded? Or did some really smart creative people have a vision and make a genre-defining hit that sustained 20 years of TV shows? If you want success look for vision, not just metrics.
January 1, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Were 90s kids clamoring for a Batman cartoon with 1930s Art Deco aesthetics? Is that what the market demanded? Or did some really smart creative people have a vision and make a genre-defining hit that sustained 20 years of TV shows? If you want success look for vision, not just metrics.
Fuck you 2025 bye bye forever
January 1, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Fuck you 2025 bye bye forever
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Head Home For The Night
(rerun)
(rerun)
December 31, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Head Home For The Night
(rerun)
(rerun)
Remember the plunderphonics guy Pogo who did amazing work, then when he made it big he was all "now is my time to shine" and started being insanely violently homophobic
December 31, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Remember the plunderphonics guy Pogo who did amazing work, then when he made it big he was all "now is my time to shine" and started being insanely violently homophobic
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Typhlosion sprite redraw from 2021
December 31, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Typhlosion sprite redraw from 2021
They should make dog clothes for people
December 31, 2025 at 3:16 AM
They should make dog clothes for people
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top dream jobs among 5-year-olds surveyed in 2025
1. DESERVING VICTIM OF CIRCUMSTANCE
2. COWARD ROBERT FORD STYLE SCENARIO W/ MR. BEAST IN JESSE JAMES ROLE
3. RAG AND BONE MAN/WOMAN/PERSON
4. CRISIS ACTOR
5. INHERITED WEALTH
6. ANIMATRONIC PERFORMER
7. ORGAN DONOR
1. DESERVING VICTIM OF CIRCUMSTANCE
2. COWARD ROBERT FORD STYLE SCENARIO W/ MR. BEAST IN JESSE JAMES ROLE
3. RAG AND BONE MAN/WOMAN/PERSON
4. CRISIS ACTOR
5. INHERITED WEALTH
6. ANIMATRONIC PERFORMER
7. ORGAN DONOR
December 30, 2025 at 6:16 AM
top dream jobs among 5-year-olds surveyed in 2025
1. DESERVING VICTIM OF CIRCUMSTANCE
2. COWARD ROBERT FORD STYLE SCENARIO W/ MR. BEAST IN JESSE JAMES ROLE
3. RAG AND BONE MAN/WOMAN/PERSON
4. CRISIS ACTOR
5. INHERITED WEALTH
6. ANIMATRONIC PERFORMER
7. ORGAN DONOR
1. DESERVING VICTIM OF CIRCUMSTANCE
2. COWARD ROBERT FORD STYLE SCENARIO W/ MR. BEAST IN JESSE JAMES ROLE
3. RAG AND BONE MAN/WOMAN/PERSON
4. CRISIS ACTOR
5. INHERITED WEALTH
6. ANIMATRONIC PERFORMER
7. ORGAN DONOR
Making a joke at the expense of libs who throw Palestinians under the bus, only for half of everyone on my side to miss the joke and assume I was actually one of those libs.
What’s the funniest reason someone got mad at you on Bluesky this year?
December 30, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Making a joke at the expense of libs who throw Palestinians under the bus, only for half of everyone on my side to miss the joke and assume I was actually one of those libs.
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The way people have started to speak about infidelity as a crime akin to physical or sexual abuse is wild. You can’t send the whole of France to jail.
December 29, 2025 at 6:13 PM
The way people have started to speak about infidelity as a crime akin to physical or sexual abuse is wild. You can’t send the whole of France to jail.