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librarycrone.bsky.social
Cat Lady🌈📚
@librarycrone.bsky.social
a Librarian, slowly building my crow army to defeat my foes

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It’s the homeschooler who was overly involved in the small town civic theater energy, specifically 😂
February 11, 2026 at 4:43 AM
ilia malinin should annoy me but he is a theater kid down to his bones and I can’t help but love theater kids.

Show off some more buddy. Keep calling yourself quad god. Win more medals.
February 11, 2026 at 3:15 AM
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I’m sorry, you’re doing interpretive dance on ice skates, there is a limit to how heterosexual you can make this look
February 10, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Talk to me when you meet your great-aunt who still lives in Cuba for the first time and she calls you a gringa to your face because you don’t speak Spanish. Or when your Spanish professor in college calls you a no sabe kid every single class. You would CRUMBLE from the shame
February 9, 2026 at 9:49 PM
You trying listening to your dad argue with his siblings about politics in 1980s-era Miami slang. Even my abuelo didn’t know wtf they were saying lmao
February 9, 2026 at 9:41 PM
“Why didn’t you just learn Spanish” I tried, turns out I’m horrible at that!! For awhile i could read Spanish decently, although im out of practice now. But also Caribbean Spanish is just next level hard, the Cuban dialect especially is beyond my paltry school Spanish lmao
February 9, 2026 at 9:39 PM
My dad was the interim pastor of a Spanish church for a few years when I was in middle school. I sat through three hour services not understanding anything except Dios and Jesús. Get on my level, losers
February 9, 2026 at 9:36 PM
You were listening to fun music in Spanish! Try having three relatives yelling at each other right in front of you at Christmas and not knowing what anyone is mad at!!
February 9, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Everyone complaining about not understanding bad bunny is so funny. I’m literally Latina and barely speak any Spanish (thanks to my useless first gen dad). I’ve gone entire holidays not understanding anything anyone said except for my own name and you couldn’t last twenty minutes??? Pathetic. Lmao
February 9, 2026 at 9:32 PM
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the only literary race I’m running is trying to get all these damn books outta my head before the icy hand of Death takes me to that big kayaking spot in the sky
February 8, 2026 at 9:11 PM
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Disturbingly detailed analysis of my first rewatch incoming
February 9, 2026 at 2:30 AM
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I have a lot of thoughts about the "I can generate 200 books a year you can only do 2 at most if you actually write the things, I win" bullshit, and no time to yell about all of it. So I'll just say this:
February 9, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Teach me your ways, oh wise fluffy sleep masters
February 9, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Something very insulting about nights when I have insomnia and my cats are curled up on my bed snoring in perfect tandem
February 9, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Omg the halftime wedding was real??? That’s so cool. Anyway Benito was great, the game was boring, the soup and the company was excellent, goodnight everyone :)
February 9, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Soup flight 🍲
February 9, 2026 at 12:40 AM
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why do I still have to see Eteri's face

make her go away
February 8, 2026 at 9:11 PM
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Watching this ice skating all I can think is “where is the secret boyfriend?”
February 8, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Just casually throwing in an extra triple axle. Nbd
February 8, 2026 at 10:11 PM
I just realized I did not really think through the logistics of transporting a big pot of soup to my friends house 🧍‍♀️
February 8, 2026 at 10:08 PM
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If there’s one thing I’ve learned from narrating romance books in the past couple years, it’s that romance fans are loyal, particular, and far smarter than anyone thinks. This is going to feel like they’re being condescended to, because it is. I don’t think they’ll take it well! And they shouldn’t!
“If I can generate a book in a day, and you need six months to write a book, who’s going to win the race?” God this is bleak
The New Fabio Is Claude
www.nytimes.com
February 8, 2026 at 9:07 PM
USA team gold!!! Hell yeah!!

Now prepping soup for a Souper Bowl party
February 8, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Watching MY Super Bowl (amber Glenn ice skating)
February 8, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Recently was at my friend’s small house party. Friend’s cat sat next to a guy there for the first time and started purring loudly. The guy stood up and crossed the room. We were all like, what? He thought the cat was growling at him 😂 never been around them much before apparently
February 8, 2026 at 4:25 AM
I mean just aside from the fact that Benito is not an immigrant and is a US citizen, that headline is so badly written I had to read it four times before I understood what it was saying.
The Super Bowl halftime show, with Bad Bunny showcasing Latin music before a global television audience expected to top 100 million, will illustrate the nation’s immigration divide whether or not the reggaeton star delivers an explicit political message.
The enthusiasm — and scorn — surrounding Bad Bunny’s star turn at the Super Bowl
The halftime show will illustrate the nation’s immigration divide whether or not the reggaeton star makes an explicit message about Trump’s deportation drive.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 8, 2026 at 3:01 AM