Turner
@lerouleur.bsky.social
Republik of Morecambe. Write songs. Play in bands. Cyclist. Punk. Grunge.
1953 Philip K Dick ref the term Clanker. The lad was a prophet. Band name generator was bad enough, now they’re using it to write lyrics. 🤮
December 12, 2025 at 12:01 AM
1953 Philip K Dick ref the term Clanker. The lad was a prophet. Band name generator was bad enough, now they’re using it to write lyrics. 🤮
No gigs this weekend! New Saucony Endorphin Pro trainers arrived. Sub 22m 5k run planned for Saturday morning…aaaaand, it’s COVID! F*%! Off!
November 12, 2025 at 1:29 PM
No gigs this weekend! New Saucony Endorphin Pro trainers arrived. Sub 22m 5k run planned for Saturday morning…aaaaand, it’s COVID! F*%! Off!
Punk and Disorderly this weekend at The Bobbin in Lancaster. Wish I could go but gigging elsewhere. Be there in December to play an event though. #Punk 
August 22, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Punk and Disorderly this weekend at The Bobbin in Lancaster. Wish I could go but gigging elsewhere. Be there in December to play an event though. #Punk 
Gig tonight, therefore and so far:
Sniffles ✅
Awake since 5am ✅
Kids Party at soft play ✅
6 million degrees ✅
Kill me now
Sniffles ✅
Awake since 5am ✅
Kids Party at soft play ✅
6 million degrees ✅
Kill me now
August 16, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Gig tonight, therefore and so far:
Sniffles ✅
Awake since 5am ✅
Kids Party at soft play ✅
6 million degrees ✅
Kill me now
Sniffles ✅
Awake since 5am ✅
Kids Party at soft play ✅
6 million degrees ✅
Kill me now
New swimming shorts from Rosso Bianco Nero. Nice album artwork from The Stone Roses debut detail on back pocket. #1878
August 14, 2025 at 11:33 AM
New swimming shorts from Rosso Bianco Nero. Nice album artwork from The Stone Roses debut detail on back pocket. #1878
August 9, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Please enjoy this Klimt Eastwood
August 1, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Please enjoy this Klimt Eastwood
Manchester United scoring goals in open play. Whatever next?!
July 31, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Manchester United scoring goals in open play. Whatever next?!
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Diane Abbott should spend tomorrow sitting on the Circle Line continuosly drinking cans.
July 17, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Diane Abbott should spend tomorrow sitting on the Circle Line continuosly drinking cans.
I hate to say but the diversity of style in pop at this Live Aid on BBC2 is bonkers compared to what you get now. They wouldn’t allow acts to go out like this now or do interviews like they did then and it’s a shame
July 12, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I hate to say but the diversity of style in pop at this Live Aid on BBC2 is bonkers compared to what you get now. They wouldn’t allow acts to go out like this now or do interviews like they did then and it’s a shame
Morecambe’s Music Festival will be rammed this weekend due to the weather. Shame the acts are mostly karaoke singers and ‘DJs’.
July 11, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Morecambe’s Music Festival will be rammed this weekend due to the weather. Shame the acts are mostly karaoke singers and ‘DJs’.
I didn’t mind the ending of The Sopranos (which I’ve just finished). His mum was right, it all means nothing and will carry on that way no matter who is there. Paulie was my fav character and his last scene where it clicks for him was great.
July 9, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I didn’t mind the ending of The Sopranos (which I’ve just finished). His mum was right, it all means nothing and will carry on that way no matter who is there. Paulie was my fav character and his last scene where it clicks for him was great.
Taking the Schwinn Grey Ghost bike out after a bit of restoration. Had to stop at the Tide and Tap bar on Morecambe prom for a beer. 
July 6, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Taking the Schwinn Grey Ghost bike out after a bit of restoration. Had to stop at the Tide and Tap bar on Morecambe prom for a beer. 
New 9 piece band doing authentic Northern Soul tracks debut outing at The Exchange in Morecambe July 25. Male & Female vocals, mega horn section…bring your talc! Free Entry. 9pm stage time. #livemusic
July 3, 2025 at 7:52 PM
New 9 piece band doing authentic Northern Soul tracks debut outing at The Exchange in Morecambe July 25. Male & Female vocals, mega horn section…bring your talc! Free Entry. 9pm stage time. #livemusic
Remember when they witch hunted Corbyn as an antisemite…now we know why.
July 2, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Remember when they witch hunted Corbyn as an antisemite…now we know why.
Was in a meeting this week about the government’s decision to cut an NHS hospital trust’s staff wage bill by 10%. £43bn in uncollected tax last year but no, they think it’s best to put WORKING CLASS people out of work instead. Other trusts in England getting hit harder than 10% too.
July 2, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Was in a meeting this week about the government’s decision to cut an NHS hospital trust’s staff wage bill by 10%. £43bn in uncollected tax last year but no, they think it’s best to put WORKING CLASS people out of work instead. Other trusts in England getting hit harder than 10% too.
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Helen Wilson, from Wales is being called a 'hero' for livestreaming Kneecap's entire set at Glastonbury. Kneecap responded to her with free concert tickets
Helen told Metro UK & The Journal, it was the right thing to do in the name of 'free speech'✊
#Kneecap #Glastonbury #HelenWilson #FreePalestine
Helen told Metro UK & The Journal, it was the right thing to do in the name of 'free speech'✊
#Kneecap #Glastonbury #HelenWilson #FreePalestine
July 1, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Helen Wilson, from Wales is being called a 'hero' for livestreaming Kneecap's entire set at Glastonbury. Kneecap responded to her with free concert tickets
Helen told Metro UK & The Journal, it was the right thing to do in the name of 'free speech'✊
#Kneecap #Glastonbury #HelenWilson #FreePalestine
Helen told Metro UK & The Journal, it was the right thing to do in the name of 'free speech'✊
#Kneecap #Glastonbury #HelenWilson #FreePalestine
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Sack off watching Rod Stewart, and instead catch the best set from the whole festival from Osees! You're welcome. #Glastonbury #Glasto 🎶
splendid osees set up on the iplayer (the ever-high slung guitar covering up dwyer's alan partridge dan! tee)
www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m002fbnp
www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m002fbnp
Glastonbury - Osees
Powerhouse riffs from the veteran psych-rock band on the Park Stage.
www.bbc.co.uk
June 29, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Sack off watching Rod Stewart, and instead catch the best set from the whole festival from Osees! You're welcome. #Glastonbury #Glasto 🎶
Pretty sure Jarvis bought that jacket (as part of a suit) from Dotty’s Vintage in Morecambe. #glastonbury
June 28, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Pretty sure Jarvis bought that jacket (as part of a suit) from Dotty’s Vintage in Morecambe. #glastonbury
Someone call Rod Stewart’s mum and tell her that he can’t come home as it appears he’s left an important part of his brain somewhere in a field in Somerset.
June 28, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Someone call Rod Stewart’s mum and tell her that he can’t come home as it appears he’s left an important part of his brain somewhere in a field in Somerset.
Used less #water last 6 months, and use considerably less than the average 3 person household. Bill goes up £10 per month…cheers. #UnitedUtilities where the parasites are not just in the water.
June 16, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Used less #water last 6 months, and use considerably less than the average 3 person household. Bill goes up £10 per month…cheers. #UnitedUtilities where the parasites are not just in the water.
Lancaster Wine Company summer tasting last night. Really impressed with Alberto Zambianchi and his wines, top guy. Also, the Limoncello from 3 Wheel Gin Company in Morecambe was a different class. Thanks Catherine.
June 14, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Lancaster Wine Company summer tasting last night. Really impressed with Alberto Zambianchi and his wines, top guy. Also, the Limoncello from 3 Wheel Gin Company in Morecambe was a different class. Thanks Catherine.
