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Did you know multitasking is a myth? It’s actually just pee
December 8, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Did you know multitasking is a myth? It’s actually just pee
If a movie looks good, and it is good, then it meets expectations. If it’s bad, then it’s disappointing.
But if a movie looks bad and is bad, then it meets expectations. If it’s good, it exceeds expectations.
So entertainment-wise, the best strategy is to only see movies that look bad.
But if a movie looks bad and is bad, then it meets expectations. If it’s good, it exceeds expectations.
So entertainment-wise, the best strategy is to only see movies that look bad.
December 7, 2025 at 3:11 PM
If a movie looks good, and it is good, then it meets expectations. If it’s bad, then it’s disappointing.
But if a movie looks bad and is bad, then it meets expectations. If it’s good, it exceeds expectations.
So entertainment-wise, the best strategy is to only see movies that look bad.
But if a movie looks bad and is bad, then it meets expectations. If it’s good, it exceeds expectations.
So entertainment-wise, the best strategy is to only see movies that look bad.
I was watching my son being born when someone held the door open for me because they thought I was leaving and I felt awkward so I went out that door even though I wasn’t leaving, and that kept happening, and that’s how I ended up here, and I do miss my old family.
December 7, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I was watching my son being born when someone held the door open for me because they thought I was leaving and I felt awkward so I went out that door even though I wasn’t leaving, and that kept happening, and that’s how I ended up here, and I do miss my old family.
OH NO MY STOPWATCH HAS BEEN RUNNING SINCE I TIMED MY DOG BACK IN MARCH I CANNOT AFFORD THIS
December 7, 2025 at 2:20 PM
OH NO MY STOPWATCH HAS BEEN RUNNING SINCE I TIMED MY DOG BACK IN MARCH I CANNOT AFFORD THIS
Hell is other people until you need someone to try your pumpkin bread
November 2, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Hell is other people until you need someone to try your pumpkin bread
“Complete idiot” would imply that I’m done being an idiot but guess what, you incomplete fool?
October 20, 2025 at 10:43 PM
“Complete idiot” would imply that I’m done being an idiot but guess what, you incomplete fool?
I poured bubbly water on a basil plant and it started hitting on me
October 19, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I poured bubbly water on a basil plant and it started hitting on me
My questionable wife is blasting Mambo No.5 in the bedroom 🎵
I’ma scream ‘til my throat bleeds 🎶
I’ma scream ‘til my throat bleeds 🎶
October 11, 2025 at 3:45 PM
My questionable wife is blasting Mambo No.5 in the bedroom 🎵
I’ma scream ‘til my throat bleeds 🎶
I’ma scream ‘til my throat bleeds 🎶
“I got that Spartacussy.”
“I got that Spartacussy!”
“No I GOT THAT SPARTACUSSY!”
“I got that Spartacussy!”
“No I GOT THAT SPARTACUSSY!”
October 11, 2025 at 5:59 AM
“I got that Spartacussy.”
“I got that Spartacussy!”
“No I GOT THAT SPARTACUSSY!”
“I got that Spartacussy!”
“No I GOT THAT SPARTACUSSY!”
Maybe virgins are lava-proof and I’M the asshole I dunno
October 6, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Maybe virgins are lava-proof and I’M the asshole I dunno
Thinking about getting a dog that is part periscope
Riley 🐕🦺
Adult female Greyhound
Adoptable from Royal Hounds Greyhound Adoption (Seattle, WA)
https://www.petfinder.com/dog/riley-78487974/wa/seattle/royal-hounds-greyhound-adoption-wa575/
Adult female Greyhound
Adoptable from Royal Hounds Greyhound Adoption (Seattle, WA)
https://www.petfinder.com/dog/riley-78487974/wa/seattle/royal-hounds-greyhound-adoption-wa575/
September 29, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Thinking about getting a dog that is part periscope
I guess one person’s nail in the coffin is another person’s reason to hang on for one more day WHAT IS IT WITH THESE PEOPLE NOT ONE OF THEM CAN BE COOL OR NORMAL EVEN ONE TIME
Stephen Miller’s wife Katie referred to him as a “sexual matador” so if you’re listening, giant asteroids, now would be a good time to hurl yourselves towards the earth and end our misery
September 25, 2025 at 6:27 AM
I guess one person’s nail in the coffin is another person’s reason to hang on for one more day WHAT IS IT WITH THESE PEOPLE NOT ONE OF THEM CAN BE COOL OR NORMAL EVEN ONE TIME
My questionable wife is doing Esquire photoshoots of our dog
September 21, 2025 at 4:17 PM
My questionable wife is doing Esquire photoshoots of our dog
Precedent is being set at an unprecedented rate
September 9, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Precedent is being set at an unprecedented rate
ALWAYS put your guns in a GUN LOCKER so that your guns feel BULLIED for being NERDS
August 30, 2025 at 8:49 PM
ALWAYS put your guns in a GUN LOCKER so that your guns feel BULLIED for being NERDS
You guys should go down to the bank, they have this super cool hologram of a security guard. If you don’t believe me, try sticking your hand through it.
August 19, 2025 at 3:37 PM
You guys should go down to the bank, they have this super cool hologram of a security guard. If you don’t believe me, try sticking your hand through it.
Law & Order: SVU is such a grim show because every episode you watch seemingly decent people turn out to be violent, abusive, dishonest dirtbags, and often the sex criminals they’re chasing are even worse
August 17, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Law & Order: SVU is such a grim show because every episode you watch seemingly decent people turn out to be violent, abusive, dishonest dirtbags, and often the sex criminals they’re chasing are even worse
We got a new oven ❤️🥖🍞
August 13, 2025 at 5:02 PM
We got a new oven ❤️🥖🍞
I have this thought once a day about some post on here and that’s why doom-posting needs to be explicit
Was there a new horror today I missed, or is this in reference to all of the cumulative prior horrors?
July 31, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I have this thought once a day about some post on here and that’s why doom-posting needs to be explicit
My ads are getting a tad psychotic
July 27, 2025 at 7:04 PM
My ads are getting a tad psychotic
How do I change my LI notifications?
July 19, 2025 at 3:18 AM
How do I change my LI notifications?
If you’re a surgeon, there is no worse way to greet someone than shaking hands
July 5, 2025 at 2:28 PM
If you’re a surgeon, there is no worse way to greet someone than shaking hands
Bowflex issued a recall so I will no longer be using the adjustable dumbbells that I haven’t used in 3 years
June 7, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Bowflex issued a recall so I will no longer be using the adjustable dumbbells that I haven’t used in 3 years