Leodiensian
@leodiensian.bsky.social
Funny isnt something you are, its something i'm not. He/him. Chunky, gay, neurospicy. 🏳️🌈 🎲🎙
Not sure how I feel about my bf's new pet name for me
February 14, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Not sure how I feel about my bf's new pet name for me
Hey so i know body positivity is a thing and all but if I mention to you ive been dieting lately and im pleased with myself for losing weight, and you feel compelled to say "you don't need to diet, you look good already", maybe Dont Do That thank you for coming to my TED talk
January 28, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Hey so i know body positivity is a thing and all but if I mention to you ive been dieting lately and im pleased with myself for losing weight, and you feel compelled to say "you don't need to diet, you look good already", maybe Dont Do That thank you for coming to my TED talk
Bouncing on it crazy style counts ae cardio
January 12, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Bouncing on it crazy style counts ae cardio
Oh hey Fitbit thanks for tracking that wank, appreciate it mate
January 12, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Oh hey Fitbit thanks for tracking that wank, appreciate it mate
Whenever I get an influx of Horny Follows from posting somewhere like BearHotel, I always feel a little bad my only social media account is a sparsely-updated den of mediocre shitposts. Sorry for not posting hole on main, lads.
January 12, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Whenever I get an influx of Horny Follows from posting somewhere like BearHotel, I always feel a little bad my only social media account is a sparsely-updated den of mediocre shitposts. Sorry for not posting hole on main, lads.
First gym trip after starting my calorie deficit. Turns out I might be some kind of junk food Popeye, all my weights are way down now I'm being a good boy :(
January 7, 2026 at 7:15 PM
First gym trip after starting my calorie deficit. Turns out I might be some kind of junk food Popeye, all my weights are way down now I'm being a good boy :(
Starting 2026 the way I mean to go on
January 1, 2026 at 11:28 AM
Starting 2026 the way I mean to go on
Lifting to be strong enough to Princess carry a service top
December 20, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Lifting to be strong enough to Princess carry a service top
DnD world idea. Ancient prophecy says the Evil will return to the world "in 100 generations". Problem is, nobody knows how long 'a generation' is here: its not clear which species made the prophecy and they have wildly different lifespans. Elves say we have like 20,000 years, goblins think tomorrow.
December 10, 2025 at 10:51 PM
DnD world idea. Ancient prophecy says the Evil will return to the world "in 100 generations". Problem is, nobody knows how long 'a generation' is here: its not clear which species made the prophecy and they have wildly different lifespans. Elves say we have like 20,000 years, goblins think tomorrow.
I understand this image has caused a lot of controversy and discourse and I have to say, im with the haters on this one. Its totally unrealistic and inappropriate to give our younger players the false impression that tieflings are tops.
November 5, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I understand this image has caused a lot of controversy and discourse and I have to say, im with the haters on this one. Its totally unrealistic and inappropriate to give our younger players the false impression that tieflings are tops.
Bear Brum was a lot of fun
October 1, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Bear Brum was a lot of fun
Getting an impressed "jesus *christ*" when someone sees how much I lift at the gym is giving me the bear equivalent of gender euphoria.
September 8, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Getting an impressed "jesus *christ*" when someone sees how much I lift at the gym is giving me the bear equivalent of gender euphoria.
Refusing to use the word Xenomorph and only calling it The Alien From Alien until the nerds strangle me
August 24, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Refusing to use the word Xenomorph and only calling it The Alien From Alien until the nerds strangle me
Everyone's falling head over heels for Eyeball Alien, just a silly little guy who loves eyeballs!
August 14, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Everyone's falling head over heels for Eyeball Alien, just a silly little guy who loves eyeballs!
I am going to become the Unabomber
July 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I am going to become the Unabomber
How do I know Kojima has exactly one gay on staff? There are clues.
July 8, 2025 at 7:34 PM
How do I know Kojima has exactly one gay on staff? There are clues.
Ew, TERF sat by me on the bus. Cranking GERM on my headphones till she moves.
June 28, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Ew, TERF sat by me on the bus. Cranking GERM on my headphones till she moves.
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If you eat a turducken, you become the fourth layer
June 20, 2025 at 2:54 AM
If you eat a turducken, you become the fourth layer
Are you feeling alright babe, you just walked past a chubby cat without telling him he's a baby, a tiny baby, the tiniest baby, the tiniest of babiest of mans
June 20, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Are you feeling alright babe, you just walked past a chubby cat without telling him he's a baby, a tiny baby, the tiniest baby, the tiniest of babiest of mans
Today we fell for the hilarious prank called "deep dish pizza"
June 10, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Today we fell for the hilarious prank called "deep dish pizza"
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if the wheels had come off this thing any faster it'd be a Cybertruck
June 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
if the wheels had come off this thing any faster it'd be a Cybertruck