Lenny Leonard
lennyleonardnyc.bsky.social
Lenny Leonard
@lennyleonardnyc.bsky.social
I used to narrate men and women fighting in their bathing suits but now I don’t

I hit my dinger and I hung em up
November 12, 2025 at 3:58 PM
The half literate hayseed with a BS in Agriculture from the prestigious University of Western Kentucky has thoughts on the intelligence of the graduate of NYU Law School
Comer: "I think President Trump was right when he was talking about the IQ levels of Hakeem Jeffries."
October 24, 2025 at 8:51 PM
George Costanza definitely would have tried to take credit for my lunch today #BigSalad
October 22, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Happy Metric Thanksgiving to all my Canadian friends and family

Hope you all enjoy celebrating explorer Martin Frobisher’s valiant yet ultimately unsuccessful attempt to find the Northwest Passage
October 13, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Well @ucffootball.bsky.social did not get a W they probably should have vs Kansas tonight but it was fun having my sister, my brother in law & my niece down to see the game and watch Vince do his thing on the sidelines & the field before the game ❤️
October 5, 2025 at 4:57 AM
“THAT’S KRAMER”
September 15, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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Bayley & Mercedes do an Instagram live, Bayley says announces that she will be attending ATHENA’s “Who Runs The World II” event, especially to see Kris Statlander wrestle.
Mercedes talks about her chemistry with Toni and Stat
August 22, 2025 at 7:38 PM
If your party is vilifying mail in voting at the same time they are closing HUNDREDS of in person polling stations they are not trying to prevent voter fraud…

They are trying to prevent voting

If people vote.. they lose and fascism loses

They want fascism & convinced millions of idiots otherwise
August 21, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Too bad the others don’t have anything that Elon Musk needs so he could tip the scales (i.e. rig multiple states) of this election away from Mamdani like he did for Trump…
New poll!
Mamdani 44
Cuomo 25
Sliwa 12
Adams 7

Pretty great news, and this is not the main takeaway, but do pause a moment to consider exactly how thoroughly you have to screw up to be the incumbent mayor of New York City and poll at 7 percent. patch.com/new-york/was...
Mamdani Leads NYC Mayor Race By Nearly 20 Points: New Poll
Pollsters spoke to registered voters citywide between Aug. 4-7.
patch.com
August 12, 2025 at 9:10 PM
There’s not a sportswriter on earth that covers UFC who could have written this any better.

Absolutely nailed it
August 11, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Stop scrolling
August 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Please let her & the Trump family enjoy the same fate as Rasputin & the Romanovs

I’d go back to fucking church immediately
Laura Loomer is now touting her new title as “Trump’s Rasputin” for her growing political influence, à la the Russian Svengali who advised the Romanov family.
Laura Loomer Reveals White House Clout Has Earned Her a New Nickname
The alt-right influencer has skyrocketed to notoriety for her White House purges.
trib.al
August 6, 2025 at 10:54 PM
If he was 4th on your list of guys available on the west coast and reasonably priced your fucking list is terrible and you’re too dumb to run shows
Matt Merz is claiming he canceled Joey Ryan off of his "Portland Wrestling" show on 8/23 because numerous wrestlers pulled out of the show after Ryan was announced, as did the person renting him the ring. He's also seemingly saying he bought a refundable flight, which kinda raises its own questions.
August 5, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Alternate headline:

UFL delaying another inevitable bankruptcy by adding a new group of suckers who think anyone in this country cares about any brand of football other than the NFL or NCAA
July 31, 2025 at 5:36 PM
You’re still assuming the good guys are going to win

History is written by the victors and if we fail in this moment no one will ever care what these justices did because they’ll never know about it
The six reliably pro-Trump justices are "racking up a rap sheet of constitutional abuses of staggering import." Philip Allen Lacovara on the coming judgment of history:
Trump’s Supreme Court Enablers Will Face History’s Verdict
They will be remembered for their part in the damage done to people’s lives and to the Constitution.
www.thebulwark.com
July 29, 2025 at 2:04 PM
“I was just holding that porn for a friend”
OK’s MAGA schools’ chief Ryan Walters says the porn playing on his screen during a state board meeting was not his porn.
July 28, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Sneak preview of ghislaine maxwell’s upcoming congressional testimony the first time they mention trump
July 25, 2025 at 10:26 PM
When Kenny Omega was a medieval knight he was the Best Joust Machine
I love going truffle hunting with Kenny Omega because his nose is the Best Snout Machine.
When Kenny Omega does home renovation, he becomes the Best Grout Machine

#AEW
July 15, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Man… for people who hate being called Nazis these Nazis sure do like talking like Nazis used to talk
Sen. Ashley Moody cheerleads the political persecutions of Comey and Brennan and says, "this is not retribution. This is fumigation. You have had radicals roaming in these institutions like termites."
July 9, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Happy 158th birthday Canada!!

Had you not welcomed Dennis Purcell & Johanna Bresnahan Purcell from Tralee in County Kerry, Ireland back in the late 1800’s, I would not be here today…

I’m made in America, but with Canadian parts

#ElbowsUp 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 #canadaday
July 1, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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This is a Hall of Fame reader comment on a very reactionary op-ed about Zohran Mamdani's victory that was published in my local paper today.
June 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
if only
Rep. Randy Fine claims that President Trump was "assassinated twice."

Big, if true.
June 16, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Hey Siri….

Play “BITCH”… by Meredith Brooks
June 11, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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Remain peaceful. Communicate intelligently. Protect each other and your goal of safety, equality and true justice.

Evidence of violence moves faster than proof of peace in the wrong hands.

Share the unity, share the hope, share the joy, share the strength. 🙏🏽
June 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
June 11, 2025 at 12:52 AM