Lenny Leonard
lennyleonardnyc.bsky.social
Lenny Leonard
@lennyleonardnyc.bsky.social
I used to narrate men and women fighting in their bathing suits but now I don’t

I hit my dinger and I hung em up
November 12, 2025 at 3:58 PM
George Costanza definitely would have tried to take credit for my lunch today #BigSalad
October 22, 2025 at 4:25 PM
My kid would do that… And get their mom to dress like this to go to a Broadway Rave
October 20, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Happy Metric Thanksgiving to all my Canadian friends and family

Hope you all enjoy celebrating explorer Martin Frobisher’s valiant yet ultimately unsuccessful attempt to find the Northwest Passage
October 13, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Well @ucffootball.bsky.social did not get a W they probably should have vs Kansas tonight but it was fun having my sister, my brother in law & my niece down to see the game and watch Vince do his thing on the sidelines & the field before the game ❤️
October 5, 2025 at 4:57 AM
“THAT’S KRAMER”
September 15, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Stop scrolling
August 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Sneak preview of ghislaine maxwell’s upcoming congressional testimony the first time they mention trump
July 25, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Gotta be jericho with all that time on his hands now
July 23, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Happy 158th birthday Canada!!

Had you not welcomed Dennis Purcell & Johanna Bresnahan Purcell from Tralee in County Kerry, Ireland back in the late 1800’s, I would not be here today…

I’m made in America, but with Canadian parts

#ElbowsUp 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 #canadaday
July 1, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Is no gimmick sacred anymore?

Matt Friedman was the Oracle years ago, as he worked his testicle free magic for Ruxin in the 2009 League Fantasy Football Draft in exchange for Ruxin’s Peyton Manning jersey until his dad showed up
June 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Hey Siri….

Play “BITCH”… by Meredith Brooks
June 11, 2025 at 1:30 PM
June 11, 2025 at 12:52 AM
June 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
From pre-K to HS graduation, 13 years to the day

Proud of this kid❤️
May 31, 2025 at 5:53 AM
This is big “My father hung me on a hook once Johnny…. ONCE”

Joe Piscopo in Johnny Dangerously type energy from the Mango Mussolini
May 28, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I know you will appreciate one of Jessica’s mothers day gifts this year @ianriccaboni.com

Not a Phils fan obvs but she loves the color & design plus can get away with it when we go to Clearwater Threshers games

She was bummed to have missed out on it a few times earlier in the year with sellouts
May 12, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Missed my chance as a teenager
May 11, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Four albums no skips.

What are yours?

Michael Jackson: Off the Wall

U2: The Joshua Tree

Elvis Costello: Punch the Clock

Beastie Boys: License to ill
May 10, 2025 at 7:14 PM
18 yrs have flown by & I’d do 118 more if I could

Happy Anniversary Jessica

Thanks for always being right about everything even though sometimes it’s annoying how you’re always right about everything

Except which version of Its my Life is better

It’s Talk Talk not No Doubt
April 21, 2025 at 4:28 AM
This motherfucker even looked at me sideways let alone screamed at me I would beat him fucking senseless in about 36 seconds forget about 36 hours
April 19, 2025 at 6:19 AM
April 19, 2025 at 3:52 AM
So making America great again means making america ……

SOCIALIST???

In a socialist system, the government, rather than market forces, controls production, distribution, and prices
March 29, 2025 at 2:56 PM
The Pro Life/ Pro Family party

Go fuck yourself @GovRonDeSantis

Then again if those kids aren’t all home in bed like they should be it will make it a LOT easier for all those god fearing pastors and congressmen to try and fuck them so maybe there is a method to their madness #GOP #MAGA
March 28, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Your semi regular reminder that incredible actor Donald Sutherland and Pittsburgh Pirates submarine style relief pitcher extraordinaire Kent Tekulve were never once spotted together in their careers
March 27, 2025 at 1:58 PM