Satchuation
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Hank Pender is the artist in my banner. Man Reading 1984
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Alex Pretti memory will be a blessing although he should still be alive.
TIL the Donner party died since they forgot to leave their windshield wipers up
January 29, 2026 at 5:55 AM
TIL the Donner party died since they forgot to leave their windshield wipers up
My local grocery store still have summer tires on their carts.
January 27, 2026 at 8:12 PM
My local grocery store still have summer tires on their carts.
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Here's how to identify some crowd control munitions, canisters of which federal agents have left on the ground after deploying them against people in Minnesota. bit.ly/3YWp1jE
Graphic by Mark Boswell/The Minnesota Star Tribune
Graphic by Mark Boswell/The Minnesota Star Tribune
January 26, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Here's how to identify some crowd control munitions, canisters of which federal agents have left on the ground after deploying them against people in Minnesota. bit.ly/3YWp1jE
Graphic by Mark Boswell/The Minnesota Star Tribune
Graphic by Mark Boswell/The Minnesota Star Tribune
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Kristi Noem Calls On Minneapolis Residents To Stop Obstructing Murders https://theonion.com/kristi-noem-calls-on-minneapolis-residents-to-stop-obstructing-murders/
January 26, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Kristi Noem Calls On Minneapolis Residents To Stop Obstructing Murders https://theonion.com/kristi-noem-calls-on-minneapolis-residents-to-stop-obstructing-murders/
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If you notice someone exhibiting warning signs of #hypothermia🥶, get them to a warm place right away.
🥶Learn more about how to protect yourself from the cold at▶️ http://weather.gov/safety/cold Ready Montgomery PIO Pete Piringer Montgomery County, MD Government #MDCommuters
🥶Learn more about how to protect yourself from the cold at▶️ http://weather.gov/safety/cold Ready Montgomery PIO Pete Piringer Montgomery County, MD Government #MDCommuters
January 26, 2026 at 5:35 PM
If you notice someone exhibiting warning signs of #hypothermia🥶, get them to a warm place right away.
🥶Learn more about how to protect yourself from the cold at▶️ http://weather.gov/safety/cold Ready Montgomery PIO Pete Piringer Montgomery County, MD Government #MDCommuters
🥶Learn more about how to protect yourself from the cold at▶️ http://weather.gov/safety/cold Ready Montgomery PIO Pete Piringer Montgomery County, MD Government #MDCommuters
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The difference between a Democrat and a Republican...
January 26, 2026 at 5:47 PM
The difference between a Democrat and a Republican...
Sweet let’s attack Iran to distract from domestic strife and issues.
January 26, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Sweet let’s attack Iran to distract from domestic strife and issues.
Selling an unassembled snowman right now! I know what I got so no lowball offers.
January 25, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Selling an unassembled snowman right now! I know what I got so no lowball offers.
Alex Pretti memory will be a blessing although he should still be alive.
January 25, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Alex Pretti memory will be a blessing although he should still be alive.
If you start shoveling now, it won’t matter since there isn’t snow on the ground but you will have bragging rights to other dads that you started first.
January 25, 2026 at 1:58 AM
If you start shoveling now, it won’t matter since there isn’t snow on the ground but you will have bragging rights to other dads that you started first.
Thanks to the upcoming snow storm, the liquor stores are sold out of pappy!
January 24, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Thanks to the upcoming snow storm, the liquor stores are sold out of pappy!
What type of gun do I need to take out Frosty? A flamethrower is illegal in my state
January 22, 2026 at 11:07 PM
What type of gun do I need to take out Frosty? A flamethrower is illegal in my state
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American exceptionalism'd too close to the sun.
January 18, 2026 at 10:14 AM
American exceptionalism'd too close to the sun.
Dungeon Crawler Carl is definitely popcorn literature.
January 18, 2026 at 11:24 AM
Dungeon Crawler Carl is definitely popcorn literature.
Of course I want to contribute to the Presidential Election Campaign Fund
January 15, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Of course I want to contribute to the Presidential Election Campaign Fund
Come on some nation, any nation, strike against the Iranian government and help the revolutionaries. Maybe Greenland or Denmark has an Air Force?
January 10, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Come on some nation, any nation, strike against the Iranian government and help the revolutionaries. Maybe Greenland or Denmark has an Air Force?
Self defense argument is void especially when conflicting commands were given to Renee and the murderer wasn’t in danger.
January 8, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Self defense argument is void especially when conflicting commands were given to Renee and the murderer wasn’t in danger.
Professionalism versus whatever pipe and drapes were lying around
January 4, 2026 at 5:11 AM
Professionalism versus whatever pipe and drapes were lying around
So trump is going to give up Taiwan I presume
January 3, 2026 at 6:54 PM
So trump is going to give up Taiwan I presume
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Respiratory virus hospitalizations are rising across Maryland. Montgomery County health officials urge residents to take precautions: wear a mask if asked in health care settings, stay home when sick, wash hands often, and stay up to date on vaccines.
https://ow.ly/iGjm50XR4HB
https://ow.ly/iGjm50XR4HB
January 2, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Respiratory virus hospitalizations are rising across Maryland. Montgomery County health officials urge residents to take precautions: wear a mask if asked in health care settings, stay home when sick, wash hands often, and stay up to date on vaccines.
https://ow.ly/iGjm50XR4HB
https://ow.ly/iGjm50XR4HB