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I'm proud I don't have Andrew Cuomo's record of corruption, scandal and disgrace.
And the name is M-A-M-D-A-N-I.
And the name is M-A-M-D-A-N-I.
June 12, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I'm proud I don't have Andrew Cuomo's record of corruption, scandal and disgrace.
And the name is M-A-M-D-A-N-I.
And the name is M-A-M-D-A-N-I.
elon’s crash out really reminds me of the law twitter drama days 🤣
June 5, 2025 at 7:44 PM
elon’s crash out really reminds me of the law twitter drama days 🤣
so it’s my aunty’s bday today & for context, she was put up for adoption back in the late 50s (v sad)
we found her some years back and it’s her bday today. the whole fam in cyprus have wished her a happy bday and said “we’re happy to have you back home” and now im crying
we found her some years back and it’s her bday today. the whole fam in cyprus have wished her a happy bday and said “we’re happy to have you back home” and now im crying
February 25, 2025 at 1:25 PM
so it’s my aunty’s bday today & for context, she was put up for adoption back in the late 50s (v sad)
we found her some years back and it’s her bday today. the whole fam in cyprus have wished her a happy bday and said “we’re happy to have you back home” and now im crying
we found her some years back and it’s her bday today. the whole fam in cyprus have wished her a happy bday and said “we’re happy to have you back home” and now im crying
this cold weather is too much
i can’t wait to be at a beach club, tanned, and dancing away 😭
i can’t wait to be at a beach club, tanned, and dancing away 😭
February 15, 2025 at 3:21 PM
this cold weather is too much
i can’t wait to be at a beach club, tanned, and dancing away 😭
i can’t wait to be at a beach club, tanned, and dancing away 😭
i love my aunties so much but they’re also too much at the same time 😂
told them about my plans for cyprus and they threw the “are you going to bring a boyfriend this time; we want to see you happy in love before we die” card
told them about my plans for cyprus and they threw the “are you going to bring a boyfriend this time; we want to see you happy in love before we die” card
February 14, 2025 at 2:49 PM
i love my aunties so much but they’re also too much at the same time 😂
told them about my plans for cyprus and they threw the “are you going to bring a boyfriend this time; we want to see you happy in love before we die” card
told them about my plans for cyprus and they threw the “are you going to bring a boyfriend this time; we want to see you happy in love before we die” card
one thing the EU knows how to do well is to draft a convoluted directive
MiFID will be the death of me
MiFID will be the death of me
February 14, 2025 at 2:00 PM
one thing the EU knows how to do well is to draft a convoluted directive
MiFID will be the death of me
MiFID will be the death of me
my parents’ love story will forever have me in awe
they got married during a time where interracial marriages were shunned upon, where racism was truly rife in london, and where even their own family members were against them marrying
yet here we are, 39 years of marriage down
they got married during a time where interracial marriages were shunned upon, where racism was truly rife in london, and where even their own family members were against them marrying
yet here we are, 39 years of marriage down
February 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
my parents’ love story will forever have me in awe
they got married during a time where interracial marriages were shunned upon, where racism was truly rife in london, and where even their own family members were against them marrying
yet here we are, 39 years of marriage down
they got married during a time where interracial marriages were shunned upon, where racism was truly rife in london, and where even their own family members were against them marrying
yet here we are, 39 years of marriage down
my dad shouted “fck white people” at the news this morning
slay
slay
February 11, 2025 at 1:55 PM
my dad shouted “fck white people” at the news this morning
slay
slay
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Israeli police have arrested two Palestinian booksellers for selling books about Palestine in Jerusalem
You know who else did this kind of thing?
You know who else did this kind of thing?
February 10, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Israeli police have arrested two Palestinian booksellers for selling books about Palestine in Jerusalem
You know who else did this kind of thing?
You know who else did this kind of thing?
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these are the bomb dot com
February 9, 2025 at 11:56 PM
these are the bomb dot com
my fav small plates pop up is doing a turkish x japanese fusion and i’m so mad i didn’t get tix in time 😫
February 9, 2025 at 8:05 PM
my fav small plates pop up is doing a turkish x japanese fusion and i’m so mad i didn’t get tix in time 😫
gonna pop an edible and eat my way through my baba’s fasulye
bon appleteeth
bon appleteeth
February 7, 2025 at 8:04 PM
gonna pop an edible and eat my way through my baba’s fasulye
bon appleteeth
bon appleteeth
tb to when i was required to compose for music theory (very amateur) 🤣
February 7, 2025 at 2:35 PM
tb to when i was required to compose for music theory (very amateur) 🤣
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i need to know the science behind unintentionally having your hair fall into place when you’re not needing it to look like a masterpiece
January 23, 2025 at 8:56 PM
i need to know the science behind unintentionally having your hair fall into place when you’re not needing it to look like a masterpiece
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Hey real quick, I noticed your joke is incompatible with Kant's categorical imperative
January 20, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Hey real quick, I noticed your joke is incompatible with Kant's categorical imperative
life works in such mysterious ways…
i had dinner with an nyc-based tiktoker (which is how we met) as she’s in london for a couple of days
turns out we’re the same person just across the pond from each other - an absolute babe
to add to the craziness, she’s talking to a guy i know thru school 🤣
i had dinner with an nyc-based tiktoker (which is how we met) as she’s in london for a couple of days
turns out we’re the same person just across the pond from each other - an absolute babe
to add to the craziness, she’s talking to a guy i know thru school 🤣
January 17, 2025 at 12:12 AM
life works in such mysterious ways…
i had dinner with an nyc-based tiktoker (which is how we met) as she’s in london for a couple of days
turns out we’re the same person just across the pond from each other - an absolute babe
to add to the craziness, she’s talking to a guy i know thru school 🤣
i had dinner with an nyc-based tiktoker (which is how we met) as she’s in london for a couple of days
turns out we’re the same person just across the pond from each other - an absolute babe
to add to the craziness, she’s talking to a guy i know thru school 🤣
and people had the gall to comment “pallywood” under pictures of decimated children
With his final days in office, President Joe Biden is authorizing an $8 billion arms transfer to Israel in direct violation of the Leahy Law:
"Israeli soldiers say they have been ordered to target and kill innocents arbitrarily, including children."
youtu.be/RI7lK1lyD20?...
"Israeli soldiers say they have been ordered to target and kill innocents arbitrarily, including children."
youtu.be/RI7lK1lyD20?...
Chris Hayes: Biden is leaving a ‘disgraceful legacy’ on Gaza
YouTube video by MSNBC
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January 15, 2025 at 12:04 PM
and people had the gall to comment “pallywood” under pictures of decimated children
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Places we are NOT going in 2025:
• Back and Forth
• Out of our Way
• Above and Beyond
• Back and Forth
• Out of our Way
• Above and Beyond
December 31, 2024 at 2:55 PM
Places we are NOT going in 2025:
• Back and Forth
• Out of our Way
• Above and Beyond
• Back and Forth
• Out of our Way
• Above and Beyond
went to the best pub in town for an indian roast dinner and it did not disappoint
December 29, 2024 at 2:44 PM
went to the best pub in town for an indian roast dinner and it did not disappoint