Hayley
@leftwardsalmon.bsky.social
34. Elder emo, bird nerd, baker and jack of all trades who will sort your skin out and hug your dogs ✨
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Everytime I think it's all over, I remember @larianstudios.com exist and even if their next game is a ham sandwich it's going to fuel my soul, and until then there will be 45 "last patches" to keep me indoors until it's safe to go out again #bg3 #larian #plzhalp
February 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Everytime I think it's all over, I remember @larianstudios.com exist and even if their next game is a ham sandwich it's going to fuel my soul, and until then there will be 45 "last patches" to keep me indoors until it's safe to go out again #bg3 #larian #plzhalp
January 31, 2025 at 6:35 PM
It's our day for @rspb.bsky.social bird watch! We've seen starlings, blackbirds, collared doves and our usual huge jumbo jet wood pigeons already. 40 mins to go and full of bird watching joy
#birder #rspb #birdwatching
#birder #rspb #birdwatching
January 26, 2025 at 12:46 PM
It's our day for @rspb.bsky.social bird watch! We've seen starlings, blackbirds, collared doves and our usual huge jumbo jet wood pigeons already. 40 mins to go and full of bird watching joy
#birder #rspb #birdwatching
#birder #rspb #birdwatching
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Big Garden Birdwatch Storm Advice 💨
For for your count, check your local forecast for calmer weather. It looks like Sunday will be the best day for most of us.
And above all, stay safe.
Good counting, everyone!
#BigGardenBirdWatch
For for your count, check your local forecast for calmer weather. It looks like Sunday will be the best day for most of us.
And above all, stay safe.
Good counting, everyone!
#BigGardenBirdWatch
January 24, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Big Garden Birdwatch Storm Advice 💨
For for your count, check your local forecast for calmer weather. It looks like Sunday will be the best day for most of us.
And above all, stay safe.
Good counting, everyone!
#BigGardenBirdWatch
For for your count, check your local forecast for calmer weather. It looks like Sunday will be the best day for most of us.
And above all, stay safe.
Good counting, everyone!
#BigGardenBirdWatch
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CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years
CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years
LANGLEY, VA—A report released Tuesday by the CIA’s Office of the Inspector General revealed that the CIA has mistakenly obscured hundreds of thousands of pages of critical intelligence information wit...
theonion.com
January 23, 2025 at 11:57 PM
CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years
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her HUSBAND is DEAD and she just wants SEX
January 21, 2025 at 7:39 PM
her HUSBAND is DEAD and she just wants SEX
Who knew Donny Trumpington was a foot guy. What in Christ's left testicle is going on.
January 20, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Who knew Donny Trumpington was a foot guy. What in Christ's left testicle is going on.
Book one of the year is Psalm for the Wild Built by Becky Chambers. These few things this morning give me warm fuzzy non-binary visibility vibes
💛🖤💜🤍
#NonBinary #Enby #queer #books #SciFi
💛🖤💜🤍
#NonBinary #Enby #queer #books #SciFi
January 18, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Book one of the year is Psalm for the Wild Built by Becky Chambers. These few things this morning give me warm fuzzy non-binary visibility vibes
💛🖤💜🤍
#NonBinary #Enby #queer #books #SciFi
💛🖤💜🤍
#NonBinary #Enby #queer #books #SciFi
Proof of life. Also can we bring back thongs pulled higher than jeans - I was too self conscious in the 2000s to be hot and I want to make up for it now
January 12, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Proof of life. Also can we bring back thongs pulled higher than jeans - I was too self conscious in the 2000s to be hot and I want to make up for it now
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Sincerely delighted to discover, 45 minutes into this nearly-wordless three-hour documentary about French monks who take vows of silence, that among the reasons they *can* talk is "to make sure the monastery cats know when it's mealtime by making little kitty-calling noises at them."
January 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Sincerely delighted to discover, 45 minutes into this nearly-wordless three-hour documentary about French monks who take vows of silence, that among the reasons they *can* talk is "to make sure the monastery cats know when it's mealtime by making little kitty-calling noises at them."
Are we allowed to thirst trap on this app? Asking for a friend
January 11, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Are we allowed to thirst trap on this app? Asking for a friend
Everything is terrible but the woke mind virus made me Gandalf the Slay last year and that can never be taken away from me.
January 11, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Everything is terrible but the woke mind virus made me Gandalf the Slay last year and that can never be taken away from me.
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