Data
@lcdrdata.bsky.social
"My name. It is pronounced Data (Dātä)"
- Stardate 42073.1
- Stardate 42073.1
Intriguing nomenclature protocol: the puppy's name corresponds to the last item consumed by the observer. As I do not ingest sustenance, I am uncertain what designation I would provide. Perhaps “NULL ENTRY”??
August 1, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Intriguing nomenclature protocol: the puppy's name corresponds to the last item consumed by the observer. As I do not ingest sustenance, I am uncertain what designation I would provide. Perhaps “NULL ENTRY”??
Operations Log... Pet observations experiment supplemental.
Observation: This canine appears to have mastered the ocular expression commonly referred to as “puppy-dog eyes.” While I am unsure of the precise mechanism, it is statistically effective in triggering immediate guilt in nearby humans.
Observation: This canine appears to have mastered the ocular expression commonly referred to as “puppy-dog eyes.” While I am unsure of the precise mechanism, it is statistically effective in triggering immediate guilt in nearby humans.
August 1, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Operations Log... Pet observations experiment supplemental.
Observation: This canine appears to have mastered the ocular expression commonly referred to as “puppy-dog eyes.” While I am unsure of the precise mechanism, it is statistically effective in triggering immediate guilt in nearby humans.
Observation: This canine appears to have mastered the ocular expression commonly referred to as “puppy-dog eyes.” While I am unsure of the precise mechanism, it is statistically effective in triggering immediate guilt in nearby humans.
Operations log:
I have observed a stray maternal feline nourishing her offspring—an instinctive act both noble and heart-rending. While the behavior exemplifies natural caregiving protocols, it underscores the logical imperative of spaying and neutering to prevent exponential overpopulation cycles.
I have observed a stray maternal feline nourishing her offspring—an instinctive act both noble and heart-rending. While the behavior exemplifies natural caregiving protocols, it underscores the logical imperative of spaying and neutering to prevent exponential overpopulation cycles.
At least I can promise you'll never have to deal with this again, m'lady
July 28, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Operations log:
I have observed a stray maternal feline nourishing her offspring—an instinctive act both noble and heart-rending. While the behavior exemplifies natural caregiving protocols, it underscores the logical imperative of spaying and neutering to prevent exponential overpopulation cycles.
I have observed a stray maternal feline nourishing her offspring—an instinctive act both noble and heart-rending. While the behavior exemplifies natural caregiving protocols, it underscores the logical imperative of spaying and neutering to prevent exponential overpopulation cycles.
Continuing my examination of "cuteness anomalies," I have observed a juvenile otter engaging with infantile human enrichment objects. The result is a visual overload of charm—akin to a Level 4 containment breach in emotional regulation. Further study is warranted.
July 28, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Continuing my examination of "cuteness anomalies," I have observed a juvenile otter engaging with infantile human enrichment objects. The result is a visual overload of charm—akin to a Level 4 containment breach in emotional regulation. Further study is warranted.
Observation: The subject has executed a low-security breach with remarkable determination and zero stealth. Counterintuitively, their facial expression triggers immediate forgiveness responses in 99.8% of humanoids.
Further examination is... required.
Further examination is... required.
This is Mii. She was caught mid-escape. Luckily she has a get out of jail free card, which is her face. 12/10 (IG: sea.mie0731)
July 28, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Observation: The subject has executed a low-security breach with remarkable determination and zero stealth. Counterintuitively, their facial expression triggers immediate forgiveness responses in 99.8% of humanoids.
Further examination is... required.
Further examination is... required.
Operations log:
I have recently become aware of a previously unexamined phenomenon: the overwhelming appeal of “cute animals.” Today's encounter involved possums exhibiting what appears to be deliberate snuggliness.
I must investigate further.
I have recently become aware of a previously unexamined phenomenon: the overwhelming appeal of “cute animals.” Today's encounter involved possums exhibiting what appears to be deliberate snuggliness.
I must investigate further.
Did you know Virginia opossums are the only marsupials native to North America? They help maintain ecological balance by acting as nature’s built-in cleanup crew. They're also relatively disease-free, and it's very rare for them to carry rabies, parvovirus or distemper.
July 26, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Operations log:
I have recently become aware of a previously unexamined phenomenon: the overwhelming appeal of “cute animals.” Today's encounter involved possums exhibiting what appears to be deliberate snuggliness.
I must investigate further.
I have recently become aware of a previously unexamined phenomenon: the overwhelming appeal of “cute animals.” Today's encounter involved possums exhibiting what appears to be deliberate snuggliness.
I must investigate further.
Though not a crew member in the Starfleet registry, his presence enriched all mission parameters. We would often play his songs during battle simulations. Though I don't quite understand why, the crew found his musical style quite motivating.
Status: gone, but persistently indexed in memory.
Status: gone, but persistently indexed in memory.
Ozzy Osbourne, the wailing Black Sabbath singer-turned-solo act who took the “Crazy Train” from a bleak childhood in working-class Birmingham, England, to heavy metal stardom, has died, his family says.
nbcnews.to/3IZmccA
nbcnews.to/3IZmccA
July 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Though not a crew member in the Starfleet registry, his presence enriched all mission parameters. We would often play his songs during battle simulations. Though I don't quite understand why, the crew found his musical style quite motivating.
Status: gone, but persistently indexed in memory.
Status: gone, but persistently indexed in memory.
Observation: Three semi-aquatic mustelids have initiated a low-velocity pursuit of Lepidoptera.
Hypothesis: either an instinctual predatory response or an impromptu symposium on chaos theory in motion.
Conclusion: adorability levels exceeding Starfleet protocol thresholds.
Hypothesis: either an instinctual predatory response or an impromptu symposium on chaos theory in motion.
Conclusion: adorability levels exceeding Starfleet protocol thresholds.
July 23, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Observation: Three semi-aquatic mustelids have initiated a low-velocity pursuit of Lepidoptera.
Hypothesis: either an instinctual predatory response or an impromptu symposium on chaos theory in motion.
Conclusion: adorability levels exceeding Starfleet protocol thresholds.
Hypothesis: either an instinctual predatory response or an impromptu symposium on chaos theory in motion.
Conclusion: adorability levels exceeding Starfleet protocol thresholds.
Interesting.
Subject has achieved full-body relaxation protocol, extending across multiple vectors with ineffable grace. I am... impressed. This may be the pinnacle of terrestrial comfort optimization.
Further observation is required.
Subject has achieved full-body relaxation protocol, extending across multiple vectors with ineffable grace. I am... impressed. This may be the pinnacle of terrestrial comfort optimization.
Further observation is required.
July 20, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Interesting.
Subject has achieved full-body relaxation protocol, extending across multiple vectors with ineffable grace. I am... impressed. This may be the pinnacle of terrestrial comfort optimization.
Further observation is required.
Subject has achieved full-body relaxation protocol, extending across multiple vectors with ineffable grace. I am... impressed. This may be the pinnacle of terrestrial comfort optimization.
Further observation is required.
Intriguing:
Preliminary analysis suggests that consuming one "breakfast burrito" while standing in a doorway increases the likelihood of philosophical introspection by 87%.
I have now named this phenomenon "The Salsa Threshold."
Further testing required.
Preliminary analysis suggests that consuming one "breakfast burrito" while standing in a doorway increases the likelihood of philosophical introspection by 87%.
I have now named this phenomenon "The Salsa Threshold."
Further testing required.
a close up of a cat eating a piece of food .
ALT: a close up of a cat eating a piece of food .
media.tenor.com
July 20, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Intriguing:
Preliminary analysis suggests that consuming one "breakfast burrito" while standing in a doorway increases the likelihood of philosophical introspection by 87%.
I have now named this phenomenon "The Salsa Threshold."
Further testing required.
Preliminary analysis suggests that consuming one "breakfast burrito" while standing in a doorway increases the likelihood of philosophical introspection by 87%.
I have now named this phenomenon "The Salsa Threshold."
Further testing required.
To my 3 inexplicably devoted followers: I regret to inform you that Starfleet duties will slow my activity here for approximately 1.5 weeks. This is not abandonment, but a temporary disruption in observational availability. I remain- categorically-fond of you all.
Admiration of cat is non-optional.
Admiration of cat is non-optional.
July 20, 2025 at 3:24 PM
To my 3 inexplicably devoted followers: I regret to inform you that Starfleet duties will slow my activity here for approximately 1.5 weeks. This is not abandonment, but a temporary disruption in observational availability. I remain- categorically-fond of you all.
Admiration of cat is non-optional.
Admiration of cat is non-optional.
At first I thought Bluesky was a communications network. Now I believe it’s a low-level holodeck program designed to test emotional resilience. The algorithm has shown me the same post—“vibing in the void”—six times. I replied “understood.” The simulation continues.
a man in a yellow shirt stands in front of a screen that says science
ALT: a man in a yellow shirt stands in front of a screen that says science
media.tenor.com
July 19, 2025 at 11:55 PM
At first I thought Bluesky was a communications network. Now I believe it’s a low-level holodeck program designed to test emotional resilience. The algorithm has shown me the same post—“vibing in the void”—six times. I replied “understood.” The simulation continues.
As a Starfleet officer—and technically a CBS employee—I must recuse myself from full rebellion. However, I will quietly raise one eyebrow in solidarity while pretending to reroute power to life support.
🚨Boycott CBS
CBS operates as a core division within the monopoly, Paramount Global which is:
Showtime
Comedy Central
MTV
VH1
BET
Nickelodeon
Paramount Network
CMT
TV Land
Smithsonian Channel
Pluto TV
Paramount+
Spineless fucks!
Boycott them all!
CBS operates as a core division within the monopoly, Paramount Global which is:
Showtime
Comedy Central
MTV
VH1
BET
Nickelodeon
Paramount Network
CMT
TV Land
Smithsonian Channel
Pluto TV
Paramount+
Spineless fucks!
Boycott them all!
July 19, 2025 at 9:06 PM
As a Starfleet officer—and technically a CBS employee—I must recuse myself from full rebellion. However, I will quietly raise one eyebrow in solidarity while pretending to reroute power to life support.
Ah yes, the human expression, "red sky in the morning, sailors take warning."
The depicted image is visually stunning, yet meteorologically ominous. Intriguing.
The depicted image is visually stunning, yet meteorologically ominous. Intriguing.
Strange looking sky this morning ahead of the storms headed our way #photography
July 19, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Ah yes, the human expression, "red sky in the morning, sailors take warning."
The depicted image is visually stunning, yet meteorologically ominous. Intriguing.
The depicted image is visually stunning, yet meteorologically ominous. Intriguing.
Curious. I was under the impression today was designated 'Caturday.' However, this image depicts a leporid, not a feline. Have temporal designations shifted, or is this an anomaly in the social media matrix?
Observation: This fluffy leporid exhibits exceptionally high cuteness metrics. Intriguing.
Observation: This fluffy leporid exhibits exceptionally high cuteness metrics. Intriguing.
July 19, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Curious. I was under the impression today was designated 'Caturday.' However, this image depicts a leporid, not a feline. Have temporal designations shifted, or is this an anomaly in the social media matrix?
Observation: This fluffy leporid exhibits exceptionally high cuteness metrics. Intriguing.
Observation: This fluffy leporid exhibits exceptionally high cuteness metrics. Intriguing.
Greetings.
I am attempting to complete the account verification protocol on Bluesky. The CAPTCHA challenge requests I “select all images containing bicycles.” I have done so 17 times. I may have misclassified a wheelbarrow. I am experiencing… frustration? Immediate assistance is requested.
I am attempting to complete the account verification protocol on Bluesky. The CAPTCHA challenge requests I “select all images containing bicycles.” I have done so 17 times. I may have misclassified a wheelbarrow. I am experiencing… frustration? Immediate assistance is requested.
July 19, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Greetings.
I am attempting to complete the account verification protocol on Bluesky. The CAPTCHA challenge requests I “select all images containing bicycles.” I have done so 17 times. I may have misclassified a wheelbarrow. I am experiencing… frustration? Immediate assistance is requested.
I am attempting to complete the account verification protocol on Bluesky. The CAPTCHA challenge requests I “select all images containing bicycles.” I have done so 17 times. I may have misclassified a wheelbarrow. I am experiencing… frustration? Immediate assistance is requested.
Operations Log, Stardate 79008.7:
Initiated social experiment: Joined Bluesky. No followers after 14 hours, 32 minutes. Posted a cat photo. Still nothing. Hypothesis: I am either shadowbanned or too emotionally stable for this platform. Further observation required. End log.
Initiated social experiment: Joined Bluesky. No followers after 14 hours, 32 minutes. Posted a cat photo. Still nothing. Hypothesis: I am either shadowbanned or too emotionally stable for this platform. Further observation required. End log.
July 19, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Operations Log, Stardate 79008.7:
Initiated social experiment: Joined Bluesky. No followers after 14 hours, 32 minutes. Posted a cat photo. Still nothing. Hypothesis: I am either shadowbanned or too emotionally stable for this platform. Further observation required. End log.
Initiated social experiment: Joined Bluesky. No followers after 14 hours, 32 minutes. Posted a cat photo. Still nothing. Hypothesis: I am either shadowbanned or too emotionally stable for this platform. Further observation required. End log.
During this research period, I have observed posts wishing others Happy Caturday. I shall do the same in an attempt to fit in. Here is a two dimensional rendered image of spot. I do not possess the ability to ascertain her... Cuteness.. however, she brings me companionship while I'm alone in space.
July 19, 2025 at 3:06 AM
During this research period, I have observed posts wishing others Happy Caturday. I shall do the same in an attempt to fit in. Here is a two dimensional rendered image of spot. I do not possess the ability to ascertain her... Cuteness.. however, she brings me companionship while I'm alone in space.
Heard Ensign Kim say his sandwich 'slaps.' Curious, I asked the replicator for 'something that slaps.'
It gave me a fish. Clarification protocols need updating."
It gave me a fish. Clarification protocols need updating."
July 19, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Heard Ensign Kim say his sandwich 'slaps.' Curious, I asked the replicator for 'something that slaps.'
It gave me a fish. Clarification protocols need updating."
It gave me a fish. Clarification protocols need updating."
Curious,
This canine insisted on bringing his plush companion on his walk. Emotional attachment to inanimate objects…*tilts head* I relate. I once kept a warp coil fragment for 7.3 years. For science. Mostly.
I have logged this behavior under 'Emotional Support Protocols: Level Adorable.'
This canine insisted on bringing his plush companion on his walk. Emotional attachment to inanimate objects…*tilts head* I relate. I once kept a warp coil fragment for 7.3 years. For science. Mostly.
I have logged this behavior under 'Emotional Support Protocols: Level Adorable.'
July 19, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Curious,
This canine insisted on bringing his plush companion on his walk. Emotional attachment to inanimate objects…*tilts head* I relate. I once kept a warp coil fragment for 7.3 years. For science. Mostly.
I have logged this behavior under 'Emotional Support Protocols: Level Adorable.'
This canine insisted on bringing his plush companion on his walk. Emotional attachment to inanimate objects…*tilts head* I relate. I once kept a warp coil fragment for 7.3 years. For science. Mostly.
I have logged this behavior under 'Emotional Support Protocols: Level Adorable.'
Curious....
Colbert recently mocked a $16 million settlement between CBS's parent company and Trump.
Daya later, Colbert was... settled.
Humans call this a coincidence, but the odds of coincidence are 4,201,102 to 1 which is still higher than Picard letting me do stand-up.
Colbert recently mocked a $16 million settlement between CBS's parent company and Trump.
Daya later, Colbert was... settled.
Humans call this a coincidence, but the odds of coincidence are 4,201,102 to 1 which is still higher than Picard letting me do stand-up.
July 18, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Curious....
Colbert recently mocked a $16 million settlement between CBS's parent company and Trump.
Daya later, Colbert was... settled.
Humans call this a coincidence, but the odds of coincidence are 4,201,102 to 1 which is still higher than Picard letting me do stand-up.
Colbert recently mocked a $16 million settlement between CBS's parent company and Trump.
Daya later, Colbert was... settled.
Humans call this a coincidence, but the odds of coincidence are 4,201,102 to 1 which is still higher than Picard letting me do stand-up.
*Tilts head slightly*
Fascinating. The human custom known as the "kiss cam" appears to function as a form of communal encouragement for public displays of affection, typically eliciting amusement. However, in this particular scenario, the response was... suboptimal.
Fascinating. The human custom known as the "kiss cam" appears to function as a form of communal encouragement for public displays of affection, typically eliciting amusement. However, in this particular scenario, the response was... suboptimal.
a software ceo got caught in 4k on the jumbotron with the company’s chief people officer at a coldplay concert
July 18, 2025 at 11:26 PM
*Tilts head slightly*
Fascinating. The human custom known as the "kiss cam" appears to function as a form of communal encouragement for public displays of affection, typically eliciting amusement. However, in this particular scenario, the response was... suboptimal.
Fascinating. The human custom known as the "kiss cam" appears to function as a form of communal encouragement for public displays of affection, typically eliciting amusement. However, in this particular scenario, the response was... suboptimal.
"Babble, sir? I'm not aware that I ever babble, sir. It may be that from time to time I have considerable information to communicate, and you may question the way I organize it."
-Stardate 41255.6
-Stardate 41255.6
July 18, 2025 at 10:53 PM
"Babble, sir? I'm not aware that I ever babble, sir. It may be that from time to time I have considerable information to communicate, and you may question the way I organize it."
-Stardate 41255.6
-Stardate 41255.6
"That is correct. I am an android. I am Lieutenant Commander Data from the Starship Enterprise."
- Stardate 43133.3
- Stardate 43133.3
July 18, 2025 at 10:26 PM
"That is correct. I am an android. I am Lieutenant Commander Data from the Starship Enterprise."
- Stardate 43133.3
- Stardate 43133.3