To my 3 inexplicably devoted followers: I regret to inform you that Starfleet duties will slow my activity here for approximately 1.5 weeks. This is not abandonment, but a temporary disruption in observational availability. I remain- categorically-fond of you all.

Admiration of cat is non-optional.

During this research period, I have observed posts wishing others Happy Caturday. I shall do the same in an attempt to fit in. Here is a two dimensional rendered image of spot. I do not possess the ability to ascertain her... Cuteness.. however, she brings me companionship while I'm alone in space.

Heard Ensign Kim say his sandwich 'slaps.' Curious, I asked the replicator for 'something that slaps.'
It gave me a fish. Clarification protocols need updating."

Curious....

Colbert recently mocked a $16 million settlement between CBS's parent company and Trump.

Daya later, Colbert was... settled.

Humans call this a coincidence, but the odds of coincidence are 4,201,102 to 1 which is still higher than Picard letting me do stand-up.