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maia
@lazylayabout.bsky.social
eh whatever
i play guitar in halfsour
i live in nyc
i’m really sweet or really mean nothing in between
the whole in utero tour starts with radio friendly unit shifter into drain you and when “one baby to another…” hits i get an endorphin rush because it’s so good
July 14, 2023 at 9:00 PM
what about back in the day? wwhat would have she looked like if someone gave her some estrogen?
July 13, 2023 at 10:30 PM
i saw this pic of what kurt would look like today and had to correct the record, she would look like the right pic
July 13, 2023 at 4:31 PM
i wish other white trans girls realized using “doll” is to us as coopting aave is to white gay men, meaning something pervasive that we shouldn’t really be doing
July 12, 2023 at 12:33 AM
you know the kind of day that makes you drive in a silent car alone? i just had two of them and drove 3 hours in silence
July 11, 2023 at 12:55 AM
why did i put mascara on today i am just going to ruin it before lunch
July 10, 2023 at 12:51 PM
can’t stand it when a band’s lead singer has musical theater vibes, let’s not cross the streams here
July 8, 2023 at 8:32 PM
95% of my sweat comes in the form of boob sweat now no one told me hormones would do that
July 8, 2023 at 7:58 PM
this is my energy always
July 8, 2023 at 7:44 PM
just got back into reading after a 15 year lapse post-grad school so my collection is weak but my plants are pretty
July 8, 2023 at 3:34 PM
listening to sea change and realizing beck can write some of the most gorgeous music ever but chooses to be goofy, and this is why i don’t understand gen x
July 8, 2023 at 2:49 PM
this is what happens to you when you drink the gay juice
July 8, 2023 at 3:23 AM
i love that there’s a bar near me with a frozen drink called gay juice and it’s very strong
July 8, 2023 at 3:03 AM
gaze upon all the scorpio
July 7, 2023 at 10:43 PM
July 7, 2023 at 10:39 PM
i need mdma and tickets to the barbie movie asap
July 7, 2023 at 9:52 PM
decided to give up on finding a tech job and bartend for now and go back to school next year to become a therapist, feels really good
July 7, 2023 at 4:58 PM
has anyone gotten the “image context has been lost” error what is that
July 7, 2023 at 1:35 AM
all y’all signing up for threads are the same people that cause traffic on the opposite side of the highway from an accident - you don’t need to look keep on driving
July 7, 2023 at 1:26 AM
being a bisexual switch because i hate making decisions
Using they/them because I contain multitudes
Using bitch/slut because it helps me meet more people.
July 6, 2023 at 9:48 PM
threads: ellen calling threads “gay twitter”

bluesky: open the app immediately see a picture of a guy eating another guy’s ass
July 6, 2023 at 8:05 PM
the boston area diy/punk scene had a series of messageboards running from the late 90’s to the early 2010’s, and i have a lot of apologies to hand out for my behavior back then lol
Which online platform was the one where you first realized, as a young’un, that you loved Posting?
July 6, 2023 at 2:11 PM
just remembered that my dad still uses his aol email address from the 90’s damn that man hates change
IN MY DAY WE HAD JUST ONE PLATFORM AND IT WAS CALLED AOL. AND WE LIKED IT THAT WAY
July 6, 2023 at 1:51 PM
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ohhhh I get it, they didn't make Threads for us. they made it so Fuckjerry and Bank of America would have somewhere to go where we're not all constantly screaming at them
July 6, 2023 at 1:44 AM
there’s something funny to me about people that are worried meta will steal all their data because like it’s 2023 there’s compromising data on all of us out there
July 6, 2023 at 12:30 AM