Laz
@lazarustf.bsky.social
she/her | 30s | 🔞| 🇮🇪🌈 I like to write
aftg: jerejean | 911: bucktommy
ao3: lazarusthefirst
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Laz
@lazarustf.bsky.social
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Archive of Our Own
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the
Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
Tbh since we’re refreshing things, here’s my magnum opus Sixteen Hours, the Jerejean fic of my heart
archiveofourown.org/works/361630...
archiveofourown.org/works/361630...
Switching my cat’s insurance to our post office’s policy because my current insurer Allianz has major financial ties to Isr**l. Every little bit helps 👊
February 9, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Switching my cat’s insurance to our post office’s policy because my current insurer Allianz has major financial ties to Isr**l. Every little bit helps 👊
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Feeling very youth_daughter.mp3 today
February 7, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Feeling very youth_daughter.mp3 today
You ever find yourself in a queue for coffee and everyone ahead of you seems to be trying to do their taxes or book a flight with the barista. Like why is there discussion why are you conversing. Fucking order
February 4, 2026 at 12:28 PM
You ever find yourself in a queue for coffee and everyone ahead of you seems to be trying to do their taxes or book a flight with the barista. Like why is there discussion why are you conversing. Fucking order
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"no twitter estão dizendo isso" desinstale o app.
January 27, 2026 at 3:06 AM
"no twitter estão dizendo isso" desinstale o app.
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*fully restores your HP as you scroll past*
January 27, 2026 at 4:20 AM
*fully restores your HP as you scroll past*
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“Supporting artistic freedom means accepting discomfort” is a great argument against cringe culture.
“What was your biggest impact on the internet?”
This post that got like a billion likes when @ooccouchgags.bsky.social reposted it to X
This post that got like a billion likes when @ooccouchgags.bsky.social reposted it to X
January 27, 2026 at 12:05 AM
“Supporting artistic freedom means accepting discomfort” is a great argument against cringe culture.
I am often the strangest person at the grocery store. Pink crocs and a yellow bobble hat. I just need my bread bananas and butter
January 27, 2026 at 1:07 PM
I am often the strangest person at the grocery store. Pink crocs and a yellow bobble hat. I just need my bread bananas and butter
Have expanded my personal body goals mood board to include Lydia from season 5 of Australian Survivor
January 24, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Have expanded my personal body goals mood board to include Lydia from season 5 of Australian Survivor
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This makes me Fucking Insane actually. Because it could be either. They’re both so possessive jealous4jealous THIS IS WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT fuck #jerejean
January 22, 2026 at 6:32 PM
This makes me Fucking Insane actually. Because it could be either. They’re both so possessive jealous4jealous THIS IS WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT fuck #jerejean
I much prefer jogging where I live now. I do miss running by the sea but here it’s so much more quiet and there’s more incline and uneven terrain. Better for my ass 🙂↕️
January 16, 2026 at 11:06 AM
I much prefer jogging where I live now. I do miss running by the sea but here it’s so much more quiet and there’s more incline and uneven terrain. Better for my ass 🙂↕️
Back at the gym today. Preparing to hoist pepeshka over my shoulder if I ever get my hands on her
January 15, 2026 at 1:23 PM
Back at the gym today. Preparing to hoist pepeshka over my shoulder if I ever get my hands on her
Received the most depressing email of my life today.
“I asked ChatGPT and Gemini what the [spec of your item is] and it said X so I ordered it, but I just saw in your specification sheet it says Y so which is it?”
Some people are genuinely too stupid to live
“I asked ChatGPT and Gemini what the [spec of your item is] and it said X so I ordered it, but I just saw in your specification sheet it says Y so which is it?”
Some people are genuinely too stupid to live
January 14, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Received the most depressing email of my life today.
“I asked ChatGPT and Gemini what the [spec of your item is] and it said X so I ordered it, but I just saw in your specification sheet it says Y so which is it?”
Some people are genuinely too stupid to live
“I asked ChatGPT and Gemini what the [spec of your item is] and it said X so I ordered it, but I just saw in your specification sheet it says Y so which is it?”
Some people are genuinely too stupid to live
Started going over and over my domestic jerejean longfic that will never see the light of day because I write it for therapy. Again. I can’t fix me but I can fix them etc
January 13, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Started going over and over my domestic jerejean longfic that will never see the light of day because I write it for therapy. Again. I can’t fix me but I can fix them etc
Look at this INCREDIBLE WORK
January 10, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Look at this INCREDIBLE WORK
Four shot oat latte and working again on this first draft. I’m at the “coming up with ideas while doing the dishes” stage
January 10, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Four shot oat latte and working again on this first draft. I’m at the “coming up with ideas while doing the dishes” stage
The filter in my coffee machine flopped on Monday and made me weak coffee. Yesterday I straight up forgot to make any because work is insane, then wondered why I had a headache all evening. I am getting a triple shot oat latte today on my little excursion
January 7, 2026 at 12:28 PM
The filter in my coffee machine flopped on Monday and made me weak coffee. Yesterday I straight up forgot to make any because work is insane, then wondered why I had a headache all evening. I am getting a triple shot oat latte today on my little excursion
NEW EVERINA MAXWELL WAKE UP!!!!!!!
Cat is out of the bag! Tor declined my suggestion to include in the blurb "sapphic Winter Soldier, but wizards"; however this is in fact the only accurate way to describe this book torpublishinggroup.com/call-me-trai...
Call Me Traitor
torpublishinggroup.com
January 5, 2026 at 10:18 PM
NEW EVERINA MAXWELL WAKE UP!!!!!!!
I think the last time I was fully relaxed and worry-free was that time a few years ago that I was under mild sedation after an endoscopy
January 5, 2026 at 7:25 PM
I think the last time I was fully relaxed and worry-free was that time a few years ago that I was under mild sedation after an endoscopy
sugarbaby is at 76522 words and it’s not done yet. Might crack 100K yet. And I know there’s a few sex scene I bitched out writing because I was on a plot roll
January 4, 2026 at 10:28 PM
sugarbaby is at 76522 words and it’s not done yet. Might crack 100K yet. And I know there’s a few sex scene I bitched out writing because I was on a plot roll