Lawful Goodwill
@lawfulgoodwill.bsky.social
Parody account for Goodwill: imagine a second-hand store for magic items
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Sixty-five years ago today, four first-graders desegregated New Orleans's public schools: Ruby Bridges at William Frantz Elementary School, and Leona Tate, Tessie Provost, and Gail Etienne at McDonogh 19 Elementary School. They faced violent mobs and threats to their lives. They were 6 years old. 🗃
November 14, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Sixty-five years ago today, four first-graders desegregated New Orleans's public schools: Ruby Bridges at William Frantz Elementary School, and Leona Tate, Tessie Provost, and Gail Etienne at McDonogh 19 Elementary School. They faced violent mobs and threats to their lives. They were 6 years old. 🗃
Shadowwalker by Feat Locker
You have abilities regarding walking on and through shadows:
• You can move between shadows of any 2 objects within 60'
• You have Advantage on Stealth while standing in shadow.
• You add Sneak Attack damage to 1st attack of your turn when starting your turn in shadow
You have abilities regarding walking on and through shadows:
• You can move between shadows of any 2 objects within 60'
• You have Advantage on Stealth while standing in shadow.
• You add Sneak Attack damage to 1st attack of your turn when starting your turn in shadow
November 14, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Shadowwalker by Feat Locker
You have abilities regarding walking on and through shadows:
• You can move between shadows of any 2 objects within 60'
• You have Advantage on Stealth while standing in shadow.
• You add Sneak Attack damage to 1st attack of your turn when starting your turn in shadow
You have abilities regarding walking on and through shadows:
• You can move between shadows of any 2 objects within 60'
• You have Advantage on Stealth while standing in shadow.
• You add Sneak Attack damage to 1st attack of your turn when starting your turn in shadow
November 14, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Fire Resistance Inhaler by Smite-Aid
Provides Resistance to Fire damage for 1d4 rounds
1d4 charges / Non-rechargeable
#dndtiktok #ttrpgtok #magicitems5e #medicine
Provides Resistance to Fire damage for 1d4 rounds
1d4 charges / Non-rechargeable
#dndtiktok #ttrpgtok #magicitems5e #medicine
November 13, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Fire Resistance Inhaler by Smite-Aid
Provides Resistance to Fire damage for 1d4 rounds
1d4 charges / Non-rechargeable
#dndtiktok #ttrpgtok #magicitems5e #medicine
Provides Resistance to Fire damage for 1d4 rounds
1d4 charges / Non-rechargeable
#dndtiktok #ttrpgtok #magicitems5e #medicine
Snake Dagger - Deal extra 1d6 poison damage when thrown as it transforms into a snake #dndtiktok #ttrpgtok #magicitems5e
November 12, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Snake Dagger - Deal extra 1d6 poison damage when thrown as it transforms into a snake #dndtiktok #ttrpgtok #magicitems5e
Druid Shoes from TJ MinnMaxx - Grants the wearer one casting of Fog Cloud and Plant Growth per rest #dndtiktok #ttrpgtok #magicitems5e
November 11, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Druid Shoes from TJ MinnMaxx - Grants the wearer one casting of Fog Cloud and Plant Growth per rest #dndtiktok #ttrpgtok #magicitems5e
Feywild Gate - Functions as Transport via Plants, but only to/ from the Feywild #dndtiktok #ttrpgtok
November 10, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Feywild Gate - Functions as Transport via Plants, but only to/ from the Feywild #dndtiktok #ttrpgtok
Time Stop Teleport - Casts Time Stop in a 20' cone, then allows the user to Dimension Door as their last action #dndtiktok #magicitems5e
November 9, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Time Stop Teleport - Casts Time Stop in a 20' cone, then allows the user to Dimension Door as their last action #dndtiktok #magicitems5e
Ring of the Three Stars - Allows the wearer one cast each of Ray of Frost, Sacred Flame, and Scorching Ray per long rest #dndtiktok #magicitems5e
November 8, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Ring of the Three Stars - Allows the wearer one cast each of Ray of Frost, Sacred Flame, and Scorching Ray per long rest #dndtiktok #magicitems5e
Shatter this item to release a tiny dragon of glass which will follow your direction for 2d6 rounds, using its breath weapon for 1d6 psychic damage #dndtiktok #magicitems5e
November 7, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Shatter this item to release a tiny dragon of glass which will follow your direction for 2d6 rounds, using its breath weapon for 1d6 psychic damage #dndtiktok #magicitems5e
Footlong Sub from Gnoll Foods Market
Can either be eaten to restore 2d6 HP or thrown at a creature within 10' for 1 HP of emotional damage
#dndtiktok #dndtiktok #magicitems5e
Can either be eaten to restore 2d6 HP or thrown at a creature within 10' for 1 HP of emotional damage
#dndtiktok #dndtiktok #magicitems5e
November 6, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Footlong Sub from Gnoll Foods Market
Can either be eaten to restore 2d6 HP or thrown at a creature within 10' for 1 HP of emotional damage
#dndtiktok #dndtiktok #magicitems5e
Can either be eaten to restore 2d6 HP or thrown at a creature within 10' for 1 HP of emotional damage
#dndtiktok #dndtiktok #magicitems5e
Divine Worm - another 'corrected' spell for your campaign, only available from Scrolls-A-Myriad
November 5, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Divine Worm - another 'corrected' spell for your campaign, only available from Scrolls-A-Myriad
Lava Fish
After attunement, the word 'carp' will cause a 30 foot cone of lava to erupt from the fish's mouth, inflicting 3d6 fire damage to any creature in range, and transforming the ground into difficult terrain.
After attunement, the word 'carp' will cause a 30 foot cone of lava to erupt from the fish's mouth, inflicting 3d6 fire damage to any creature in range, and transforming the ground into difficult terrain.
November 4, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Lava Fish
After attunement, the word 'carp' will cause a 30 foot cone of lava to erupt from the fish's mouth, inflicting 3d6 fire damage to any creature in range, and transforming the ground into difficult terrain.
After attunement, the word 'carp' will cause a 30 foot cone of lava to erupt from the fish's mouth, inflicting 3d6 fire damage to any creature in range, and transforming the ground into difficult terrain.
Coat of Warm Darkness
Grants the wearer resistance to cold damage and advantage on Stealth checks
Grants the wearer resistance to cold damage and advantage on Stealth checks
November 3, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Coat of Warm Darkness
Grants the wearer resistance to cold damage and advantage on Stealth checks
Grants the wearer resistance to cold damage and advantage on Stealth checks
Harness of Animal Control
The command word 'heel' activates this item, granting advantage on Animal Handling checks on creatures up to Huge size #magicitems5e #dndtiktok #ttrpgtok
The command word 'heel' activates this item, granting advantage on Animal Handling checks on creatures up to Huge size #magicitems5e #dndtiktok #ttrpgtok
November 2, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Harness of Animal Control
The command word 'heel' activates this item, granting advantage on Animal Handling checks on creatures up to Huge size #magicitems5e #dndtiktok #ttrpgtok
The command word 'heel' activates this item, granting advantage on Animal Handling checks on creatures up to Huge size #magicitems5e #dndtiktok #ttrpgtok
Mace of the Many Helixes
Targets hit with this weapon must spend their next movement spinning around: DC 15 CON save not to throw up #magicitems5e #dndtiktok #ttrpgtok #homeimprovement
Targets hit with this weapon must spend their next movement spinning around: DC 15 CON save not to throw up #magicitems5e #dndtiktok #ttrpgtok #homeimprovement
November 1, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Mace of the Many Helixes
Targets hit with this weapon must spend their next movement spinning around: DC 15 CON save not to throw up #magicitems5e #dndtiktok #ttrpgtok #homeimprovement
Targets hit with this weapon must spend their next movement spinning around: DC 15 CON save not to throw up #magicitems5e #dndtiktok #ttrpgtok #homeimprovement
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November 1, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Helm of Reflection
October 31, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Helm of Reflection
Furrizon Fios Elemental Package
Get all of the amazing shows you love from the elemental planes, like Volcano Stories, Deep Water, Tornado Alley, Living Rock, and so much more! Sign up today at your local Furrizon store!
Get all of the amazing shows you love from the elemental planes, like Volcano Stories, Deep Water, Tornado Alley, Living Rock, and so much more! Sign up today at your local Furrizon store!
October 30, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Furrizon Fios Elemental Package
Get all of the amazing shows you love from the elemental planes, like Volcano Stories, Deep Water, Tornado Alley, Living Rock, and so much more! Sign up today at your local Furrizon store!
Get all of the amazing shows you love from the elemental planes, like Volcano Stories, Deep Water, Tornado Alley, Living Rock, and so much more! Sign up today at your local Furrizon store!
Snowstrider by Feat Locker
You have the following abilities:
• You are resistant to Cold damage.
• You ignore icy difficult terrain.
• You can make a fiery icy attack dealing 2d6 cold damage.
This ability can be used twice per rest.
You have the following abilities:
• You are resistant to Cold damage.
• You ignore icy difficult terrain.
• You can make a fiery icy attack dealing 2d6 cold damage.
This ability can be used twice per rest.
October 29, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Snowstrider by Feat Locker
You have the following abilities:
• You are resistant to Cold damage.
• You ignore icy difficult terrain.
• You can make a fiery icy attack dealing 2d6 cold damage.
This ability can be used twice per rest.
You have the following abilities:
• You are resistant to Cold damage.
• You ignore icy difficult terrain.
• You can make a fiery icy attack dealing 2d6 cold damage.
This ability can be used twice per rest.
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"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
October 28, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Bracelet of Steel Spheres
The command word 'ferrum' will release the spheres from your wrist into a 20' radius, inflicting 2d8 piercing damage to all in range
The command word 'ferrum' will release the spheres from your wrist into a 20' radius, inflicting 2d8 piercing damage to all in range
October 28, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Bracelet of Steel Spheres
The command word 'ferrum' will release the spheres from your wrist into a 20' radius, inflicting 2d8 piercing damage to all in range
The command word 'ferrum' will release the spheres from your wrist into a 20' radius, inflicting 2d8 piercing damage to all in range
Nine Hells Fargo Credit Card
Provides a line of credit for purchasing goods and services at a 20% interest rate
Accepted most places
Provides a line of credit for purchasing goods and services at a 20% interest rate
Accepted most places
October 27, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Nine Hells Fargo Credit Card
Provides a line of credit for purchasing goods and services at a 20% interest rate
Accepted most places
Provides a line of credit for purchasing goods and services at a 20% interest rate
Accepted most places
Plant Shift by Scrolls-A-Myriad
2nd-level transmutotion
Casting Time: 1 action
Range: 60 feet
Components: V, S
Duration: Instantaneous
2nd-level transmutotion
Casting Time: 1 action
Range: 60 feet
Components: V, S
Duration: Instantaneous
October 26, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Plant Shift by Scrolls-A-Myriad
2nd-level transmutotion
Casting Time: 1 action
Range: 60 feet
Components: V, S
Duration: Instantaneous
2nd-level transmutotion
Casting Time: 1 action
Range: 60 feet
Components: V, S
Duration: Instantaneous
Cheese Bag of Holding by TJ MinnMaxx
Allows the wearer to extract a handful of any type of cheese once per rest
Effects of the cheese vary by type
Allows the wearer to extract a handful of any type of cheese once per rest
Effects of the cheese vary by type
October 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Cheese Bag of Holding by TJ MinnMaxx
Allows the wearer to extract a handful of any type of cheese once per rest
Effects of the cheese vary by type
Allows the wearer to extract a handful of any type of cheese once per rest
Effects of the cheese vary by type