Lawful Goodwill
@lawfulgoodwill.bsky.social
Parody account for Goodwill: imagine a second-hand store for magic items
Cran Gelatinous Cylinder from Gnoll Foods Market
Once unleashed, this tiny creature has a 10' movement and will cause 1d4 acid damage if it touches you
#ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #thanksgiving
Once unleashed, this tiny creature has a 10' movement and will cause 1d4 acid damage if it touches you
#ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Cran Gelatinous Cylinder from Gnoll Foods Market
Once unleashed, this tiny creature has a 10' movement and will cause 1d4 acid damage if it touches you
#ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #thanksgiving
Once unleashed, this tiny creature has a 10' movement and will cause 1d4 acid damage if it touches you
#ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #thanksgiving
Little House on the Plane of Fire - only available from Furrizon Fios, the leader in interplanar communication and entertainment #ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #tvshow
November 26, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Little House on the Plane of Fire - only available from Furrizon Fios, the leader in interplanar communication and entertainment #ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #tvshow
Stone Hand from Troll Brothers - Install this at the end of a hallway, triggered by a pressure plate to slide down and crush intruders with 6d10 bludgeoning damage #ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #renovationproject
November 25, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Stone Hand from Troll Brothers - Install this at the end of a hallway, triggered by a pressure plate to slide down and crush intruders with 6d10 bludgeoning damage #ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #renovationproject
Spell Reflection Tiles - Installed in hallways, these tiles will reflect spells, potentially multiplying their damage
#ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #homeimprovement
#ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #homeimprovement
November 24, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Spell Reflection Tiles - Installed in hallways, these tiles will reflect spells, potentially multiplying their damage
#ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #homeimprovement
#ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #homeimprovement
Clothespin of Immobility - Attaches to a garment within 30' with the command word 'drip', causing the item to lock in place
STR save 15 to pull away from it, another STR save 15 not to tear in half; magical garments have Advantage
#ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #magicitems5e
STR save 15 to pull away from it, another STR save 15 not to tear in half; magical garments have Advantage
#ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #magicitems5e
November 23, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Clothespin of Immobility - Attaches to a garment within 30' with the command word 'drip', causing the item to lock in place
STR save 15 to pull away from it, another STR save 15 not to tear in half; magical garments have Advantage
#ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #magicitems5e
STR save 15 to pull away from it, another STR save 15 not to tear in half; magical garments have Advantage
#ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #magicitems5e
November 22, 2025 at 2:01 PM
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Paints of Conjuration - Use these paints to create a 15' square image that becomes real with the command word 'krylon'
2 uses available
Cannot be recharged
#ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #magicitems5e
2 uses available
Cannot be recharged
#ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #magicitems5e
November 20, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Paints of Conjuration - Use these paints to create a 15' square image that becomes real with the command word 'krylon'
2 uses available
Cannot be recharged
#ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #magicitems5e
2 uses available
Cannot be recharged
#ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #magicitems5e
Abyssal Chicken Nuggets - find them in the hot food section of your local Gnoll Foods Market #ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #food 
November 19, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Abyssal Chicken Nuggets - find them in the hot food section of your local Gnoll Foods Market #ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #food 
Stone Homestead from Centaury 21
Built for family of Earth Genasi druids: no yard to maintain, amazing view, easy to defend 235,000 gold
Built for family of Earth Genasi druids: no yard to maintain, amazing view, easy to defend 235,000 gold
November 18, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Stone Homestead from Centaury 21
Built for family of Earth Genasi druids: no yard to maintain, amazing view, easy to defend 235,000 gold
Built for family of Earth Genasi druids: no yard to maintain, amazing view, easy to defend 235,000 gold
November 17, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Fox Cloud from Scrolls-A-Myriad
You create a 20-foot circle of foxes centered on a point within range. The foxes move around the center point of the circle. #ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #spells5e
You create a 20-foot circle of foxes centered on a point within range. The foxes move around the center point of the circle. #ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #spells5e
November 16, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Fox Cloud from Scrolls-A-Myriad
You create a 20-foot circle of foxes centered on a point within range. The foxes move around the center point of the circle. #ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #spells5e
You create a 20-foot circle of foxes centered on a point within range. The foxes move around the center point of the circle. #ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #spells5e
Hi! I'm a minotaur, trying to pick up some supplies;
I have no problem in a china shop, but potion shops are another story.
Better get Owlstate #ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #insurance
I have no problem in a china shop, but potion shops are another story.
Better get Owlstate #ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #insurance
November 15, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Hi! I'm a minotaur, trying to pick up some supplies;
I have no problem in a china shop, but potion shops are another story.
Better get Owlstate #ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #insurance
I have no problem in a china shop, but potion shops are another story.
Better get Owlstate #ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #insurance
Shadowwalker by Feat Locker
You have abilities regarding walking on and through shadows:
• You can move between shadows of any 2 objects within 60'
• You have Advantage on Stealth while standing in shadow.
• You add Sneak Attack damage to 1st attack of your turn when starting your turn in shadow
You have abilities regarding walking on and through shadows:
• You can move between shadows of any 2 objects within 60'
• You have Advantage on Stealth while standing in shadow.
• You add Sneak Attack damage to 1st attack of your turn when starting your turn in shadow
November 14, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Shadowwalker by Feat Locker
You have abilities regarding walking on and through shadows:
• You can move between shadows of any 2 objects within 60'
• You have Advantage on Stealth while standing in shadow.
• You add Sneak Attack damage to 1st attack of your turn when starting your turn in shadow
You have abilities regarding walking on and through shadows:
• You can move between shadows of any 2 objects within 60'
• You have Advantage on Stealth while standing in shadow.
• You add Sneak Attack damage to 1st attack of your turn when starting your turn in shadow
November 14, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Fire Resistance Inhaler by Smite-Aid
Provides Resistance to Fire damage for 1d4 rounds
1d4 charges / Non-rechargeable
#dndtiktok #ttrpgtok #magicitems5e #medicine
Provides Resistance to Fire damage for 1d4 rounds
1d4 charges / Non-rechargeable
#dndtiktok #ttrpgtok #magicitems5e #medicine
November 13, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Fire Resistance Inhaler by Smite-Aid
Provides Resistance to Fire damage for 1d4 rounds
1d4 charges / Non-rechargeable
#dndtiktok #ttrpgtok #magicitems5e #medicine
Provides Resistance to Fire damage for 1d4 rounds
1d4 charges / Non-rechargeable
#dndtiktok #ttrpgtok #magicitems5e #medicine
Snake Dagger - Deal extra 1d6 poison damage when thrown as it transforms into a snake #dndtiktok #ttrpgtok #magicitems5e
November 12, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Snake Dagger - Deal extra 1d6 poison damage when thrown as it transforms into a snake #dndtiktok #ttrpgtok #magicitems5e
Druid Shoes from TJ MinnMaxx - Grants the wearer one casting of Fog Cloud and Plant Growth per rest #dndtiktok #ttrpgtok #magicitems5e
November 11, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Druid Shoes from TJ MinnMaxx - Grants the wearer one casting of Fog Cloud and Plant Growth per rest #dndtiktok #ttrpgtok #magicitems5e
Feywild Gate - Functions as Transport via Plants, but only to/ from the Feywild #dndtiktok #ttrpgtok
November 10, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Feywild Gate - Functions as Transport via Plants, but only to/ from the Feywild #dndtiktok #ttrpgtok
Time Stop Teleport - Casts Time Stop in a 20' cone, then allows the user to Dimension Door as their last action #dndtiktok #magicitems5e
November 9, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Time Stop Teleport - Casts Time Stop in a 20' cone, then allows the user to Dimension Door as their last action #dndtiktok #magicitems5e
Ring of the Three Stars - Allows the wearer one cast each of Ray of Frost, Sacred Flame, and Scorching Ray per long rest #dndtiktok #magicitems5e
November 8, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Ring of the Three Stars - Allows the wearer one cast each of Ray of Frost, Sacred Flame, and Scorching Ray per long rest #dndtiktok #magicitems5e
Inspiration for a new D&D magic item:
November 8, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Inspiration for a new D&D magic item:
Shatter this item to release a tiny dragon of glass which will follow your direction for 2d6 rounds, using its breath weapon for 1d6 psychic damage #dndtiktok #magicitems5e
November 7, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Shatter this item to release a tiny dragon of glass which will follow your direction for 2d6 rounds, using its breath weapon for 1d6 psychic damage #dndtiktok #magicitems5e
Footlong Sub from Gnoll Foods Market
Can either be eaten to restore 2d6 HP or thrown at a creature within 10' for 1 HP of emotional damage
#dndtiktok #dndtiktok #magicitems5e
Can either be eaten to restore 2d6 HP or thrown at a creature within 10' for 1 HP of emotional damage
#dndtiktok #dndtiktok #magicitems5e
November 6, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Footlong Sub from Gnoll Foods Market
Can either be eaten to restore 2d6 HP or thrown at a creature within 10' for 1 HP of emotional damage
#dndtiktok #dndtiktok #magicitems5e
Can either be eaten to restore 2d6 HP or thrown at a creature within 10' for 1 HP of emotional damage
#dndtiktok #dndtiktok #magicitems5e
Divine Worm - another 'corrected' spell for your campaign, only available from Scrolls-A-Myriad
November 5, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Divine Worm - another 'corrected' spell for your campaign, only available from Scrolls-A-Myriad