I feel so honored when people ask me for book recommendations lol
January 24, 2026 at 3:07 PM
I feel so honored when people ask me for book recommendations lol
I fell in the shower in april and my forearm is still tender and has a lump, that’s gotta be normal… right?
January 23, 2026 at 10:50 AM
I fell in the shower in april and my forearm is still tender and has a lump, that’s gotta be normal… right?
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Someone with a San Jose Sharks logo for an avatar once DMed us at 3:21 am on a Saturday and said, “heres a new word for you Marrian WEBBER- fictionary - as in ur not a dictionary u a fictionary."
January 22, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Someone with a San Jose Sharks logo for an avatar once DMed us at 3:21 am on a Saturday and said, “heres a new word for you Marrian WEBBER- fictionary - as in ur not a dictionary u a fictionary."
“so keep hypothesizing, wench” 😭
January 19, 2026 at 1:06 PM
“so keep hypothesizing, wench” 😭
youtube is trying me with these fuckass pro-data center, crypto, and pro-zionism ads
January 19, 2026 at 10:16 AM
youtube is trying me with these fuckass pro-data center, crypto, and pro-zionism ads
love the new animal crossing update but they rly needed to add the option to deposit more than 1k bells at a time into the donation boxes
January 19, 2026 at 10:01 AM
love the new animal crossing update but they rly needed to add the option to deposit more than 1k bells at a time into the donation boxes
stereo love is an eternal bop
January 18, 2026 at 7:52 AM
stereo love is an eternal bop
my coffee is gonna be cold now, but it’s worth it to have both my boys sitting with me
January 18, 2026 at 6:41 AM
my coffee is gonna be cold now, but it’s worth it to have both my boys sitting with me
I joined fb in 2006 when you had to be invited by someone in college and there were only 2 other people from my high school who had fb lol
Don’t fuck with me, please. I’m tired. I’m from the “is” era of Facebook updates
January 18, 2026 at 6:40 AM
I joined fb in 2006 when you had to be invited by someone in college and there were only 2 other people from my high school who had fb lol
swear it’s the last time, til I see you again
January 17, 2026 at 3:23 PM
swear it’s the last time, til I see you again
if you voted for this current administration & now regret that decision, I do not care. you do not get sympathy from me. you do not get a pat on the back for realizing what you did was wrong. he told us what he planned on doing, so you do not get to say “I didn’t know it would be like this”
January 17, 2026 at 9:07 AM
if you voted for this current administration & now regret that decision, I do not care. you do not get sympathy from me. you do not get a pat on the back for realizing what you did was wrong. he told us what he planned on doing, so you do not get to say “I didn’t know it would be like this”
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me when intrusive thoughts
January 15, 2026 at 5:23 PM
me when intrusive thoughts
me remembering I have dark chocolate cherries
a woman with curly hair is wearing a red tank top and gloves .
ALT: a woman with curly hair is wearing a red tank top and gloves .
media.tenor.com
January 15, 2026 at 4:45 PM
me remembering I have dark chocolate cherries
72 hours in february lol
January 15, 2026 at 4:39 PM
72 hours in february lol
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no more news. stuff’s gotta stop happening
January 15, 2026 at 2:04 PM
no more news. stuff’s gotta stop happening
he could just….stop making them??? who is asking for these movies anyway lol
James Cameron says he must find a cheaper way to produce the Avatar movies in order to continue making them. https://bit.ly/4qnlOpl
January 15, 2026 at 1:56 PM
he could just….stop making them??? who is asking for these movies anyway lol
those soulless boot licking cheese dick murderous assholes have been spotted in sheboygan…
January 15, 2026 at 3:56 AM
those soulless boot licking cheese dick murderous assholes have been spotted in sheboygan…
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I feel bad for Aaron Rodgers*
*is what I would say to signal to my family I have been kidnapped.
*is what I would say to signal to my family I have been kidnapped.
January 13, 2026 at 3:50 AM
I feel bad for Aaron Rodgers*
*is what I would say to signal to my family I have been kidnapped.
*is what I would say to signal to my family I have been kidnapped.
the only thing that can stop a bad man with a mustache is a good man with a mustache
January 12, 2026 at 3:56 PM
the only thing that can stop a bad man with a mustache is a good man with a mustache
going to the gas station at 3am when you’re a night-shifter is always an experience, there was a person having a conversation with the soda machine
January 12, 2026 at 9:33 AM
going to the gas station at 3am when you’re a night-shifter is always an experience, there was a person having a conversation with the soda machine
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line of succession is Ken Jennings, Andy Kindler, and a third thing
January 7, 2026 at 9:18 PM
line of succession is Ken Jennings, Andy Kindler, and a third thing