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the trash is full to the top, no cans or bottles in it.
roaches swarm around me as I rise and levitate.

(he/him)
http://callmelethargy.bandcamp.com
fka @sleepless_matt
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What a momentous day this was.
Clip - Crow Fledgling Leaves Nest During Game Stream
YouTube video by 12mm12mm
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The last one-and-a-half weeks were a marathon at work. Today is an absolute crawl.
I'm getting whiplash.
November 14, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Bringing "banding" to the local Magic tournaments seemed to have kinda run out of steam and despite numerous tweaks throughout the weeks.

Starred to think about retiring it, but yesterday I had a brain blast, completely changed and streamlined the whole strategy.
Excited to try it out next week.
November 14, 2025 at 8:05 AM
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you want to fuck Jacob Elordi in scar makeup, I want to fuck the alien queen from ALIENS, we are not the same
November 14, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Spamming my non-Magic friends with cards like this and being like "this one reminds me of you".
November 13, 2025 at 11:53 AM
"MILF Manor" is either the most fascinating, trashy social experiment ever put on reality TV or the wildest story ever scripted out.

Oh, to be a fly on the wall in that writer's room.
November 12, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Comm
November 10, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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#birdbot
November 11, 2025 at 6:00 AM
The key combo card of the most hated Magic deck at the local "Pauper" format has been officially banned again! lmao
a squirrel is standing on its hind legs on a white background and looking at the camera .
ALT: a squirrel is standing on its hind legs on a white background and looking at the camera .
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November 10, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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i put a smell on u
November 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Stress Builds Character
YouTube video by Dystopia - Topic
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November 10, 2025 at 4:17 PM
8+hrs of your life you give to a job every day and all they do is ask why it isn't more. You can't tell me anyone is happy under capitalism.
November 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
This morning truly is a fucking monday morning.
November 10, 2025 at 8:40 AM
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just a few more hours
November 8, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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#birdbot
November 7, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Today I stocked up on apples, chocolate, marzipan, nuts, cinnamon, and vanilla ice cream. I am ready to gorge on baked apples this weekend. 😤
November 6, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Hey hey, mein Stadttaubenverein Eieiei Darmstadt braucht aktuell finanzielle Hilfe für die Bewältigung der Tierarztkosten.

Teilt den Post sehr gerne und vielen lieben Dank, wenn ihr spendet! 🕊️
www.paypal.com/pools/c/9jop...
Hilfe bei Tierarztkosten für Tauben in Not
Die Tierarztbesuche mit Stadttauben/Zuchttauben aus Darmstadt seit Anfang 2025 führten zu Ausgaben im hohen 4-stelligen Bereich. Bisher habe ich das bis auf sehr wenige Ausnahmen alleine und aus eigen...
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October 22, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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#birdbot
November 6, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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I love waking up to hope
November 5, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Dude in the stall next to me is really going to work. Very respectable.
November 5, 2025 at 9:43 AM
25% of my total book reading time this year has been with Joyce's Ulysses. And I'm not even done yet. Goddamn.
November 4, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Did another movie podcast thingy with my pal @anarchyridge.com.au, talking about "bottle movies" this time.

Four Rooms (1995) and [REC] (2007).

youtu.be/3dusAU0JJ0I?...
S02 E10 - FOUR REC ROOMS
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November 4, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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#birdbot
November 4, 2025 at 10:00 AM