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❥ Matt 🪳
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the trash is full to the top, no cans or bottles in it.
roaches swarm around me as I rise and levitate.

(he/him)
http://callmelethargy.bandcamp.com
fka @sleepless_matt
Most important card in Magic: The Gathering history.
November 19, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Spamming my non-Magic friends with cards like this and being like "this one reminds me of you".
November 13, 2025 at 11:53 AM
We chillin'.
November 3, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Digimon rules.
October 31, 2025 at 5:55 PM
October 29, 2025 at 5:12 AM
This is the vibe I bring to Magic's Modern format at the local game store.
October 24, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Thought you were talking about this for a second.
October 21, 2025 at 10:23 AM
The loser "Trumpet Blast" and the chad "Army of Allah".
October 13, 2025 at 7:14 AM
My handsome, handsome boy. 💞
September 23, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Figured out a pigeon-themed Magic: The Gathering deck that might actually be viable for tournaments and my dumb ass decided to make custom token cards for it with pictures I took from my neighborhood pigeons to print somewhere. lmao
September 21, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Unfortunately I didn't pull the card I really wanted myself but I was able to trade with another guy and went home with the City Pigeon.
September 20, 2025 at 10:40 AM
September 19, 2025 at 12:41 PM
At least I was still able to cop a free card for participation. lol
September 12, 2025 at 10:14 PM
The most relatable line in all of James Joyce's Ulysses.
September 11, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Yesterday was International Vulture Awareness Day and I'm still thinking about them birds.

I think my top three in no particular order are Turkey Vultures, Black Vultures, and Egyptian Vultures.
All 10/10 creature design.
September 7, 2025 at 9:17 PM
This perfectly cut off final page of a chapter sums up Joyce's Ulysses very well in more than one way.
September 7, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I just bought a stupid ticket to participate in a stupid in-store Magic: The Gathering tournament a couple of weeks from now for that stupid upcoming Spider-Man card set.

I'm just doing it to get my grubby little hands on this legend. 🙏😩
September 5, 2025 at 8:19 AM
The greatest card to come out of the stupid upcoming Spider-Man Magic card set. lol
September 3, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I am so grateful to every critter I get to meet in these urban wastelands.
August 20, 2025 at 6:01 PM
There is an official, original Magic: The Gathering manga?!
Frickin' move over, Yu-Gi-Oh!
August 20, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I just remembered that I did play MTG Arena for a bit many years ago. I just re-installed it and logged into my account for the first time since 2021.

Apparently I built a blue/black deck and named it "Piss in the Shower".
I do not remember this.
August 17, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Hold on, am I recognizing the dog one correctly as the album art for Soft Touch Of Man? I've been obsessed with that release lately.
August 14, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Grateful to have witnessed Gudsforladt live today.
August 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I fell in love at the train station today.
August 10, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I just learned the Leeroy Jenkins incident was staged.
August 3, 2025 at 11:42 PM