Lauren Zmirich
@laurenzmirich.bsky.social
writer! producer! nyc!
formerly: @hbo, @cbs, & @abc @nbc
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formerly: @hbo, @cbs, & @abc @nbc
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www.laurenzmirich.com
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Lauren Zmirich
@laurenzmirich.bsky.social
· Nov 30
brb gonna go do some sick math tricks on my abacus
OH YOU NAMED A BULLDOG “CHURCHILL”??? WOW CANT WAIT TO HIT YOU UP FOR MORE ONE-OF-A-KIND NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE CREATIVE IDEAS!!!
August 27, 2025 at 3:08 PM
OH YOU NAMED A BULLDOG “CHURCHILL”??? WOW CANT WAIT TO HIT YOU UP FOR MORE ONE-OF-A-KIND NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE CREATIVE IDEAS!!!
fav guilty pleasure? Unfocusing my eyes on command like a sick lizard
August 2, 2025 at 9:45 PM
fav guilty pleasure? Unfocusing my eyes on command like a sick lizard
I like to think I would be immune to joining a cult but then I remember that I’ve willingly paid for improv classes
August 2, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I like to think I would be immune to joining a cult but then I remember that I’ve willingly paid for improv classes
Bear market (bad??)
Bull market (good??)
Labubu market (ghost of Karl Marx is glaring at me from across the room??)
Bull market (good??)
Labubu market (ghost of Karl Marx is glaring at me from across the room??)
July 31, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Bear market (bad??)
Bull market (good??)
Labubu market (ghost of Karl Marx is glaring at me from across the room??)
Bull market (good??)
Labubu market (ghost of Karl Marx is glaring at me from across the room??)
blah blah blah got married blah blah blah looked good blah blah blah I love my husband blah blah blah smash that like button
July 31, 2025 at 4:23 AM
blah blah blah got married blah blah blah looked good blah blah blah I love my husband blah blah blah smash that like button
TOMORROW’S THE DAY!!!
I’m getting married in six months and I just know that on the day of my wedding I’m still gonna find a second to get on here and post something dumb like “lol brb walking down the aisle to the Jeopardy theme song”
June 6, 2025 at 2:05 AM
TOMORROW’S THE DAY!!!
CLIPPING. BUILT. CHARACTER.
April 4, 2025 at 2:33 PM
CLIPPING. BUILT. CHARACTER.
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Doing crowd work at the poetry reading
March 26, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Doing crowd work at the poetry reading
ordered some pork dumplings earlier tonight and I kept saying “when are my little dumpies gonna get here?!?” and then my fiancé called off the wedding
March 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
ordered some pork dumplings earlier tonight and I kept saying “when are my little dumpies gonna get here?!?” and then my fiancé called off the wedding
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ⓘ this user has made corn dogs their entire personality
March 12, 2025 at 1:42 AM
ⓘ this user has made corn dogs their entire personality
when I die I hope I’m greeted by an angel playing a theremin instead of a harp
March 13, 2025 at 3:11 AM
when I die I hope I’m greeted by an angel playing a theremin instead of a harp
this economy is no longer conducive to being a TJ Maxxinista
March 4, 2025 at 3:57 AM
this economy is no longer conducive to being a TJ Maxxinista
brb putting a “lobotomy fund” on my wedding registry :)
February 20, 2025 at 11:44 PM
brb putting a “lobotomy fund” on my wedding registry :)
if I ever got a mouthful of obscenely large veneers you better believe you’d see me outside taking bites out of cinderblocks just because I can
February 19, 2025 at 3:03 AM
if I ever got a mouthful of obscenely large veneers you better believe you’d see me outside taking bites out of cinderblocks just because I can
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I'll follow my passions as soon as I feel something ever again
February 17, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I'll follow my passions as soon as I feel something ever again
Cacio y PEEE-PEEE
February 18, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Cacio y PEEE-PEEE
I used to get mad at people making fun of me for my Philly accent. But now it’s all just wooder under the bridge.
February 17, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I used to get mad at people making fun of me for my Philly accent. But now it’s all just wooder under the bridge.
yesterday was perfect. no notes. Go Birds forever 🦅
February 15, 2025 at 11:06 PM
yesterday was perfect. no notes. Go Birds forever 🦅
Look I know it’s now 40 - 6 (lolololol) but this photo is amazing and I’m on another plane of existence and I still cant let myself believe this is real I love Philadelphia, I love south Jersey, I love this team I love being from this place.
February 10, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Look I know it’s now 40 - 6 (lolololol) but this photo is amazing and I’m on another plane of existence and I still cant let myself believe this is real I love Philadelphia, I love south Jersey, I love this team I love being from this place.
HELLO SHE’S READY TELL HER SHE’S AMAZING AND DON’T FORGET TO SAY “GO BIRDS” 🦅
February 8, 2025 at 7:09 PM
HELLO SHE’S READY TELL HER SHE’S AMAZING AND DON’T FORGET TO SAY “GO BIRDS” 🦅
can’t sleep. just discovered I’m the chicken of the sea mermaid. much to ponder.
February 6, 2025 at 5:28 AM
can’t sleep. just discovered I’m the chicken of the sea mermaid. much to ponder.
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(GIANT KAIJU EMERGES IN THE ATLANTIC OCEAN) ugh can we not? sorta got a lot going on rn
February 5, 2025 at 3:45 AM
(GIANT KAIJU EMERGES IN THE ATLANTIC OCEAN) ugh can we not? sorta got a lot going on rn
I think my brain has made a deliberate choice to atrophy. You know, as a coping mechanism
February 5, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I think my brain has made a deliberate choice to atrophy. You know, as a coping mechanism
I’m literally ready to write a whole ass academic paper about why Cowboy Carter absolutely deserved Best Country Album at the Grammys. The weird gatekeeping people are doing without having any historical knowledge of what country music is ACTUALLY rooted in is making me wanna PULL MY HAIR OUT!!!
February 4, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I’m literally ready to write a whole ass academic paper about why Cowboy Carter absolutely deserved Best Country Album at the Grammys. The weird gatekeeping people are doing without having any historical knowledge of what country music is ACTUALLY rooted in is making me wanna PULL MY HAIR OUT!!!
I think one of the ways I know I’m truly a bisexual is that one second I’m losing my mind over the Eagles going to the Super Bowl (very straight) and the next I’m losing my mind over Lady Gaga resurrecting dark pop with Abracadabra (very gay)
February 3, 2025 at 5:42 AM
I think one of the ways I know I’m truly a bisexual is that one second I’m losing my mind over the Eagles going to the Super Bowl (very straight) and the next I’m losing my mind over Lady Gaga resurrecting dark pop with Abracadabra (very gay)