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L Elise 🦇✨️
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She/her/any - medical lab science - 1312 - BLM - Fuck ICE - witchcraft and gardening and spicy food 🔥
I took a whole week of PTO from work starting tomorrow for my birthday on Sunday! I’m so excited to just have seven days of doing whatever around the house haha. Last chill time before school starts up on the 18th 🥲 🥲
July 31, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Someone up the street put this on the curb, so now Bean has a super fancy new dog house!! Hehe it even has a kitchen 😭❤️❤️ and lil planters out front we can put flowers in! He loves itttttt
July 26, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Finally did it 🥹 grilled one million garlic cloves ahahaha! Time to portion some for the freezer

Not pictured - cooking oil bottle with a couple chunks of ghost pepper in it (:<

Cooked a bunch of yard squash and zucchini in the garlic oil afterwards ✨
July 24, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I’m super excited about these string lights for our back yard, I finally got them set up today and it makes it looks like a fairy garden 😊😊😊 they’re plugged into a dimmer too because I don’t fuck around with lighting haha it has to be perfect 🤌✨
July 14, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Yard updates 🥰

•Pile of zucchini, squash, and cucumbers just picked today
•Some of our basil plants, I already made a lot of pesto yesterday
•Echinacea flowers
•Some other yellow flowers (forgot the name) that never bloomed before we had to cut the nearby tree down post Helene
July 13, 2025 at 8:39 PM
We have a volunteer wineberry bush in the backyard that’s been going apeshit this year. First batch of jam was a success! I added a couple garden ghost peppers (frozen 2023) for funzies. 🔥
June 24, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Who is this queen? 👑

Broadway needs to gift this woman tickets to every show for channeling millions of us.

Trump says “Les Misérables” is his favorite show.

The irony in that is not lost on me.

But this fierce woman got me fired up for this weekend’s protests.

Are you ready?🔥

#NoKings
June 13, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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Re: the big No Kings protests this weekend, remember that the corporate media, politicians, etc are obviously champing at the bit to be able to force a “good protestors vs bad protestors” narrative to discredit the anti-ICE/anti-genocide movement.

Do not let them. Embrace a diversity of tactics.
June 11, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Asheville NC 8:46pm license check at 191 Lyman st - River side 🐷🐷🐷
June 9, 2025 at 1:28 AM
We made giant tofu spring rolls with garden herbs and nasturtium flowers ☺️ and homemade extra spicy peanut sauce ~
June 2, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Gonna check these out later todayyy
Concrete, important, low-risk antifascist action you can take at your next performative 50501 parade is to print out and distribute literature. Here's a thread of a few zines that folks can print out, that make for great introductory text into personal autonomy and actual, effective resistance. ->
April 19, 2025 at 4:11 PM
April 14, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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"...and Meta has followed suit—widening the net of posts it automatically removes, and creating what can be called the largest mass censorship operation in modern history."
April 11, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I finally got a new (to me) bike today! I’m so excited! Motobecane Vent Noir 2016. SO LIGHT, and WAY cheap on Craigslist! I’ve been walking to work but this will be much faster and more fun. Also pictured- a skull I found on the way home earlier this week 😀✨ aw I’ve really missed biking.
April 11, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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If Universal Basic Income were a drug, this evidence would force them to halt the study and put it into production immediately.

Further studies are unethical at this point, the benefits are absolute.
The results from Germany's big 3-year UBI experiment are out!

122 people got €1200/mo for 3 years. All were age 21-40 and employed with incomes between €1100/mo to €2600/mo

They were happier, healthier, saved more, gave more, enjoyed more social time, and DID NOT WORK LESS than the control group.
Studie: Bedingungsloses Grundeinkommen macht zufrieden und mental gesund | MDR.DE
Das bedingungslose Grundeinkommen – ohne reduzierte Arbeitszeit – steigert Zufriedenheit und mentale Gesundheit. Das geht aus der ersten Langzeitstudie zum Grundeinkommen hervor.
www.mdr.de
April 10, 2025 at 6:50 AM
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A lot of people noticed the Hands Off protests were mostly white women—and peaceful.

Isn’t it interesting how protests are peaceful when there aren’t a bunch of cops in riot gear… or white supremacist militia groups lurking around?

Listen to this…
April 6, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Certain federal student aid programs are no longer available. I’m trying to go back to school this fall and no longer qualify for any assistance, no explanation. Guess it’s time to get some student loan debt. 🫠
A good excuse to repost a great tweet.
April 6, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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A little while ago, my parents' cat Bridget went missing. As the weeks dragged on, they became extremely worried. My dad devised a way to distract himself: he began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time and popping up in some of art and music's most iconic scenes.
April 6, 2025 at 10:24 AM
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April 3, 2025 at 8:22 PM
We made smoked jerk seasoned pork chops, spicy sweet potato mash, and grilled cumin salt pineapple with a lil sour cream. Holy shit 🥲
March 24, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Finally got a new planner and I am SO EXCITED. I’ve realized without one I am a chaos tornado of forgetfulness and procrastination and zero attention span.
March 22, 2025 at 1:46 AM
How surprising. 🫠
Asheville city hall announced its first major post-Helene rebuilding project.

It's rebuilding the golf course.

A council member also just released where they'll be directing $225 million in federal funds. Rental aid is not on the list. Bailing out the tourism industry is. #avlnews #avlgov
March 21, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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if you want some irish american history to be proud of, read about the molly maguires, the secret society of crossdressing class warriors who killed bosses and foremen in the mines of Pennsylvania. Or the battle of carnegie, in pittsburgh, when Irish and Black workers drove out the KKK.
March 17, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Oh my fucking god someone get rid of this psycho
March 14, 2025 at 12:24 AM