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L Elise 🦇✨️
@laurenelisee.bsky.social

She/her/any - medical lab science - 1312 - BLM - Fuck ICE - witchcraft and gardening and spicy food 🔥
Update!! I added stones and a solar powered porch light 🥹🥹🥹
July 27, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Someone up the street put this on the curb, so now Bean has a super fancy new dog house!! Hehe it even has a kitchen 😭❤️❤️ and lil planters out front we can put flowers in! He loves itttttt
July 26, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Finally did it 🥹 grilled one million garlic cloves ahahaha! Time to portion some for the freezer

Not pictured - cooking oil bottle with a couple chunks of ghost pepper in it (:<

Cooked a bunch of yard squash and zucchini in the garlic oil afterwards ✨
July 24, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I’m super excited about these string lights for our back yard, I finally got them set up today and it makes it looks like a fairy garden 😊😊😊 they’re plugged into a dimmer too because I don’t fuck around with lighting haha it has to be perfect 🤌✨
July 14, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Yard updates 🥰

•Pile of zucchini, squash, and cucumbers just picked today
•Some of our basil plants, I already made a lot of pesto yesterday
•Echinacea flowers
•Some other yellow flowers (forgot the name) that never bloomed before we had to cut the nearby tree down post Helene
July 13, 2025 at 8:39 PM
We have a volunteer wineberry bush in the backyard that’s been going apeshit this year. First batch of jam was a success! I added a couple garden ghost peppers (frozen 2023) for funzies. 🔥
June 24, 2025 at 11:38 PM
We made giant tofu spring rolls with garden herbs and nasturtium flowers ☺️ and homemade extra spicy peanut sauce ~
June 2, 2025 at 2:22 AM
April 14, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I finally got a new (to me) bike today! I’m so excited! Motobecane Vent Noir 2016. SO LIGHT, and WAY cheap on Craigslist! I’ve been walking to work but this will be much faster and more fun. Also pictured- a skull I found on the way home earlier this week 😀✨ aw I’ve really missed biking.
April 11, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Uh I got Grimes 😭 this is gonna be weird
April 6, 2025 at 8:07 PM
We made smoked jerk seasoned pork chops, spicy sweet potato mash, and grilled cumin salt pineapple with a lil sour cream. Holy shit 🥲
March 24, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Finally got a new planner and I am SO EXCITED. I’ve realized without one I am a chaos tornado of forgetfulness and procrastination and zero attention span.
March 22, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Oh my fucking god someone get rid of this psycho
March 14, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Grandpa babyyyy
March 10, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Archiving profile pictures
March 2, 2025 at 1:52 AM
It's a small delight to clean and rearrange the workspace 🥲🖤🖤 so satisfying in this world of ever rapidly worsening bullshit ✨️💩
March 2, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Repurposed an empty marmite jar for the rest
February 6, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Now we need to learn how to make pretzels 🙃
February 6, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Our electric bill was insane. Fucking greedy-ass utility monopoly making WNC folks pay extra to make up the deficit during the hurricane I guess. This workaround is pretty dang cozy tho~ hopefully we will have the woodstove hooked up by next winter. 🔥
January 31, 2025 at 12:24 AM
January 23, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Pool date night plus a couple selfies 🤓 @waltzwithu.bsky.social
January 20, 2025 at 3:32 AM
January 20, 2025 at 2:51 AM
The chili crisp turned out SO GOOD. And holy crap it's spicy 🔥🔥 we're going to go through this so fast haha. Already making plans for the next batch 😎 makes the perfect mango snack too.
December 31, 2024 at 9:56 PM
Lil pine needle broom I made in 2020 and my incense cleansing setup with brass snail friend ✨️
December 30, 2024 at 1:56 AM
We're making chili crisp!! It's been a while and this is a new recipe but holy cow it smells amazing. Mostly arbol plus some serranos and ghost peppers from the garden earlier this year 🔥 Now it rests and we jar it in the morning.
December 30, 2024 at 12:02 AM